Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 by 24 Comments

Hey, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jonathan Lipnicki called, he wants being Jonathan Lipnicki back.

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Comments (24)
  1. someawesomeawe  |   Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 +2

    Is his name only Jake? not Jacob? That’s the worst thing.

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  2. electro lemon  |   Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 +25

    I can’t imagine anyone wanting being Jonathan Lipnicki back.

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  3. Superglue  |   Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 +41

    When I was an elementary school-aged girl, I would’ve nicknamed him “Bedhead Boy” and written notes to my friends about how I really like him but he doesn’t even know I exist. I have really weird taste in men.

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  4. Guided by Vodka  |   Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 +35

    Guided by Vodka thinks that is GEEKY and CUTE and LOL.
    (That website bothers me for some reason.)

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  5. Ian  |   Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 +24

    I wish I knew how to quit laughing

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  6. lizzing  |   Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 +7

    Wow you really never can tell how good looking a kid will be when he grows up. The opposite of this is the kid from The Toy. Talk about yikestown as an adult.

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  7. Chareth Cutestory  |   Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 +13

    Under Maggie’s photo it said “Not Pictured.”

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  8. dexterbotwin  |   Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 +7

    Just gives hope to all of us that were funny-looking as children. I might be as hot as Jake Gyllenhaal! Except…I’m not.

    Relatedly, J-Lips ain’t looking too bad lately either:


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  9. krull_nugget  |   Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 +10

    When I grow up, I want to be the Prince of Persia!

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  10. Jeb  |   Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 +1

    Robert Pattinson used to look like Jamie from Small Wonder.

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  11. batteredgnome  |   Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 +30

    This seems like as good a time as any to post this.

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  12. dUb-iLL  |   Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 +11

    I’d really like to make a joke here, but I really have no room to talk:

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    • caseanate  |   Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 +1

      You had a giant moustache in high school? I would have taken that any day over the creepy little whispy ones dudes *tried* to grow in my day. Ew.

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  13. sassafras  |   Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 +11

    I think he has more of a Minkus from Boy Meets World vibe.

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  14. Zzyzx  |   Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 0

    Khalia Locke is now famous.
    Also Sands of Time joke insert here, didn’t watch it so if you have please make a joke about this yearbook photo and Sands of Time. I would think that it writes itself.

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