Hey, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jonathan Lipnicki called, he wants being Jonathan Lipnicki back.
Is his name only Jake? not Jacob? That’s the worst thing.
I can’t imagine anyone wanting being Jonathan Lipnicki back.
When I was an elementary school-aged girl, I would’ve nicknamed him “Bedhead Boy” and written notes to my friends about how I really like him but he doesn’t even know I exist. I have really weird taste in men.
Did you know that Jake Gyllenhaal’s bedhead weighs 8 pounds?
Guided by Vodka thinks that is GEEKY and CUTE and LOL.
(That website bothers me for some reason.)
Guided by Vodka thinks Jake Gyllenhaal’s Yearbook Photo is GEEKY & CUTE about 6 minutes ago
I wish I knew how to quit laughing
Wow you really never can tell how good looking a kid will be when he grows up. The opposite of this is the kid from The Toy. Talk about yikestown as an adult.
I googled that.
Under Maggie’s photo it said “Not Pictured.”
But they printed a retraction in the Spring supplement.
Just gives hope to all of us that were funny-looking as children. I might be as hot as Jake Gyllenhaal! Except…I’m not.
Relatedly, J-Lips ain’t looking too bad lately either:
Wow. He’s….. pretty?
When I grow up, I want to be the Prince of Persia!
Robert Pattinson used to look like Jamie from Small Wonder.
This seems like as good a time as any to post this.
In his defense:
I’d really like to make a joke here, but I really have no room to talk:
You had a giant moustache in high school? I would have taken that any day over the creepy little whispy ones dudes *tried* to grow in my day. Ew.
I think he has more of a Minkus from Boy Meets World vibe.
DANG! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT!!!!
Khalia Locke is now famous.
Also Sands of Time joke insert here, didn’t watch it so if you have please make a joke about this yearbook photo and Sands of Time. I would think that it writes itself.
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