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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
I am not sure I can judge, since I am getting Link from the Zelda franchise tattooed next month.
But I am judging anyway. Ha-ha, that is a silly tattoo!
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Marry me?
No woman alive could say no to the triforce.
I am looking forward to playing the Ocarina of Time at your reception with my band The Octorocs.
We would be honored Mans, honored. What do you think of us entering the reception to the original theme?
@Mans I actually sounded out “Amazing Grace” on the ocarina in Ocarina of Time. I called my mom upstairs and was like, “CHECK THIS OUT!” She wasn’t impressed and asked if Link was supposed to be a boy or a girl. ARRGHH!!! MOMS.
I’m afraid there’s not enough green felt in the world to clothe your wedding party.
May you have a long, happy life together.
Oh, Gabe…you can stop now…
As a Link/Saria shipper, these pictures depress me greatly.
Oy. That was a decision I was never could never make as a child.
Ugliest thing I have seen all day followed by most beautiful thing I have seen all day!
I…love it. And now that Prop 8 has been overturned maybe there will be a Triforce in store for me, too… Wistfulgum.
And I really should have stopped scrolling down. Or at least I should have had the foresight to avoid ever saying the words “ugliest thing I’ve seen all day” before I have turned off the internet machine.
I definitely want to know how much that ring is. I need it.
Am I going to need a Neytiri face tattoo to get him as my boyfriend?
At first glance I thought it said “Beck” tattoo; leading me to throw a jealous hissy fit. I was horribly mistaken.
I know, right? Glad to know I found someone who might appreciate my Glen Beck Tattoo:
I was thinking Beck, the quirky troubador. But to each his own!
Everytime I look at my back I get depressed since I don’t live on Pandora
That tattoo makes me want to dance in the street.
What I love most about my back tattoo is that I never have to look at it, but everyone else does. Neat, huh?
Who is going to be the first to call him an Avatard?
Shit, I think it was me.
I’m to impatient to wait for 2012. Goodbye Earth!
Is that the lady who’s dating Eddie Munster?
She’s pretty?
He wrote “im going to be the only person on earth that will have there back fully done with neytiri” when what he meant to write was “their back,” which is still not correct because he is referring to “person” which is singular so he should have put “his or her back” HA HA HA IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!
The English language doesn’t have a non-gendered pronoun to indicate more than one person. So, if he wanted to say, “I’m going to be the only person on earth that will have his back fully done with Neytiri,” then that would lead people to believe there are women out there with a full back tattoed with characters from a shitty film. And women just aren’t that stupid.
Sexist.
You forgot the other “e” in “sexiest.”
“They/their” is fairly standard usage. Let’s not be James Cameron villains about this.
“God send every one their heart’s desire!”
-Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing, Act II Sc 4 c 1598
I refudiate the Shakespeares playing fast and loose with the American language
You mean “repudiate?” Who’s playing fast and loose with the “American language?” Also when Shakespeare wrote that it was English, not American? America wasn’t “American” until 1776, right?
Wow way to take the hilarity to the next level, Debbie fucking Downer.
I really could have missed something here. I could totally have not gotten a reference you made.
If not, then I stand by what I said. You are just like us, Winwood. You make words up and say silly things sometimes, and you are as fair game as the people you harass.
He is referring to a whole thing involving a Sarah Palin tweet, merrywanderer.
Then I apologize Steve! I am yelling at Sarah Palin and not you!
Can I be the first to say that I hope he puts avatar behind him soon…
Actually, this is my back tattoo:
“THESE ARE ALL THE THINGS I LIKE IN THIS ORDER”
Shame he likes his ass best!
I prefer the thematic content of this tattoo over that of The Phantom Menace.
AmericAnkh?
Next time turn around and smile Gabe. Geez. MANNERS.
I see you… got a tattoo while you were drunk.
Six times!
Hey whatever happened to this guy?
I seriously worry about him sometimes. Did he get beaten to death?
He took a shower and lived the rest of his life face-tattoo-free because it was TBS™ Very fake.
Was it???? I hope you’re right!!!
I saw a commercial for a phone where the guy was watching Avatar on it, and I thought who would just be on the bus watching Avatar? This guy.
not just the bus! Whether sitting on the toliet or waiting in line at the Mac-donalds now you are just a few finger taps away from you life on Pandora. Avatar: everywhere YOU want to *blam*
Does this make my Dark Mark tattoo on my forearm less geeky by comparison?
i’ll take any opportunity to post Mr. Cool Ice. Shameless, I know.
His back could’ve won an Oscar if only it had breasts.
Clearly you’re not wearing your 3D glasses
James Cameron looks like Roger Sterling if he were put under a gypsy curse.
no, my body is a wonderland
Can there be a website like “Look at this fuckin hipster” except with people who have insane tattoos?
I submit this:
One cause given for the popularity of tattoos among 19th century sailors was that they indicated the identity of whoever was unlucky enough to wash up a bloated corpse after being thrown overboard. This makes sense because when I look at the picture above I think that person has a very high likelihood of being thrown off a ship, either because there is a storm or that they make me so angry.
There is: http://ugliesttattoos.com/
I visit it daily.
Is this safe for work? I don’t need another penis dragon incident on my record.
Once again, I’m reminded that James Cameron did us all a huge favor by promoting hair-sex among his most enthusiastic followers. Whatever else happens, rest assured very few babies will come out of this.
As a tattooed person, I gotta say that this guy’s Avatar/Neytiri back offends me. It’s TERRIBLE work, first of all. The Faces are all God-Awful. Not all tattoo artists should be doing faces.
Second, there’s no overarching Imagery or Larger Piece set within the world or theme of Avatar; just a bunch of floatin Neytiri heads and bodies.
Whatever artists have chosen to work on him are idiots, and poor tattoo artists to boot.
/tattoosnobbery
CONCUR. that is my problem with this, too. if you want to get weird/stupid tattoos, that is your own issue. please just go to a good artist. it makes all the difference.
Really the only crime here is Bib Fortuna.
Bieber Fortuna.
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From the looks of his melanoma strewn back, he won’t have to be embarrassed about that tattoo for long.
I hope he saves room for the sequel!