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Haha. Sorry, K-Swiss. You were right in thinking that I really like Danny McBride and Kenny Powers and Eastbound and Down and that by using these things in the service of promoting your product that I would be more inclined to pay attention to what you were trying to sell, but I’m still not going to buy your garbage shoes that look like a joke from some early ’90s movie about “the future” starring George Carlin or whoever. Tubes? Fuck out of here. (Thanks for the tip, David.)
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On the other hand, I am going to buy them, because “the future” is now.
That’s what I’ve programmed every mobile phone I’ve ever owned to say when I power it on.
So the shoes are a series of tubes? Just like the internets
Remember, the former senator has to buy his own pair. Or reimburse you for the matching pairs you send him and his wife.
I eagerly await Larry David’s forthcoming Dockers commercial.
I don’t think I should watch this at work, since the last Kenny Powers K-Swill ad had my boss asking me about bukake porn.
I will say, however, that George Carlin is awesome.
“Down the tubes — hear that one a lot. People say, “Ah, the country is going down the tubes.”
What tubes? Have you seen any tubes? Where are these tubes? And where do they go? And how come there’s more than one tube?
It would seem to me, one country, one tube. But is every state all of a sudden have to have its own tube now? One tube is all you need. But a tube that big? Somebody would have seen it by now. “Hey Joey! Get a load of these Fuckin’ tubes!”
-George Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008)
Big fuckin’ tube over here!
“These are an improvement over the K-Swiss Big Trucks.” – Ted Stevens
Bah! Sorry, Ian.
I can’t be the only one who perks up when they hear the name Ted Stevens and then gets slightly disappointed upon realization that the news isn’t talking about Cursive.
No, for a brief moment I had a bit of giddiness at the sight of Ted Steven’s name and upon realizing there wasn’t some godly Cursive K-Swiss Endorsement Deal I was a little saddened.
“K-Swiss is Life – The Rest is Just Details”-my new Zazzle shirt
No I don’t know what you mean. I like to play real sports. Not tryin’ to be the best at “exercisin’.”
Son, you have to put time in the gym if you want results in the field. You out of all these Videogum kids, need the most discipline. Quit your sassing, you pay attention to Mr Powers.
God blessed me with three gifts: an arm like a rocket, a cock the size of a burmese python, and the mind of a FUCKING SCIENTIST!
And when you find a way to attach these items to your own body, then you’ll be made!
Shiiiiiiiit! Winwood’s gonna need some mother fuckin’ ALOE for that burn!
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Burmese Pythons can actually be anywhere from 12 centimeters to 12 feet, Steve. #winwood4thaladies
Also, #thingsthatarenottrue
Sigh… do you people not watch Eastbound and Down? Those are Kenny Powers lines that I am quoting.
I’m Going to need to see you in my office. We have disturbing evidence of some of your activities. The police have been called and we are in the process of confiscating your office computer. You can likely expect the authorities at your home. And you are terminated.
i’m gunna borrow a Kenny Powers phrase to talk to the people who [still?] where K Swiss shoes:
“i love you, but you dress like a fuckin’ dickhead”
I saw the link to this article, and I got really excited cause I thought it said K-Strauss. Which it did not.
And this is good too, don’t get me wrong.
But a Full On Kenny Powers K-Strauss Ad All The Way would certainly provide some chuckles in its own right.
If you don’t like them, change your mind!
Actually I won’t be wearing these. I will be wearing loafers with jeans and no socks like the Gap ad guys. Nothing says hip like foot fungus.
Jeremy Shockey, mean to the weight room? I think this ad is confused as to which one of those gave the other a seizure…
Would you believe I JUST started watching Eastbound and Down? Yeah, I know, guys. so late to the party.
THIS COMMERCIAL IS FUNNY!
(I’m trying this new thing where I just state my most basic opinion on everything in all caps. Is it working? I don’t think it’s working.)