At what point do we as a society require all news to be rendered into coconuts Taiwanese CGI cartoons? Perhaps a better question is: at what point do we as a society realize we can no longer afford for all news NOT to be rendered into coconuts Taiwanese CGI cartoons? Some (all) things are too important.
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soap is so slippery
So a woman’s penitentiary is exactly what I imagined it would be when I was 14?
“It is certainly not a penistentiary!” – Me, aged 14.
And female prison guards in black bikini tops is always a great idea.
I didn’t realize that she went to jail for drinking a martini and crashing a Herbie prop car
That bug was a national treasure. Good to see that Lohan kid finally get some discipline and a good shower.
I don’t think you have ever been on a proper sports team. All coaches shout are homophobic comments about my hair/Michael Buble t-shirt.
Michael Bublé is a good man, son. Glad to hear you are listening to him instead of that John Von Jovi and Lady Goo Goo.
While I think Lady Gaga is pretty terrible, I think it’s more terrible when people prounce it “Lady Gaaguh”. Andy Rooney style. Just wanted to get that out there.
Dear Lord son! What in God’s green Earth are YOU wearing?!!!
‘The Sims: Lesbian Prison Fantasy’ looks AWESOME!
I cant believe her father calling both Robert downey jr and Mark Whalberg couldnt have worked. Because they are both so closely tied to the judiciary system.
Hey Mark Wahlberg played a cop like 8 times
obviously they couldn’t help. they were the only people in the re-enactment not played by CGI characters. they have no jurisdiction there.
Lindsay crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit-smelling foulness I can’t even imagine. Or maybe I just don’t want to. Five hundred yards. The length of five football fields. Just shy of half a mile.
I like to think the last thing that went through the warden’s head…other than that bullet…was to wonder how the hell Lindsay ever got the best of him.
I hope I can make it across the border to Zihuatanejo. I hope to see my friend and shake her hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams.
oh god, the shoe…this wins the internet
Yes, with that shoe, I feel like I realized for the first time in my life just what the internet is FOR.
Lovd the part where she’s really happy that she counted to 13.
Fuck hologram technology. This is what the news networks needs to focus their monies on.