At what point do we as a society require all news to be rendered into coconuts Taiwanese CGI cartoons? Perhaps a better question is: at what point do we as a society realize we can no longer afford for all news NOT to be rendered into coconuts Taiwanese CGI cartoons? Some (all) things are too important.

Comments (19)
  1. soap is so slippery

  2. So a woman’s penitentiary is exactly what I imagined it would be when I was 14?

  3. I didn’t realize that she went to jail for drinking a martini and crashing a Herbie prop car

  4. That bug was a national treasure. Good to see that Lohan kid finally get some discipline and a good shower.

  5. ‘The Sims: Lesbian Prison Fantasy’ looks AWESOME!

  6. I cant believe her father calling both Robert downey jr and Mark Whalberg couldnt have worked. Because they are both so closely tied to the judiciary system.

  7. Lindsay crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit-smelling foulness I can’t even imagine. Or maybe I just don’t want to. Five hundred yards. The length of five football fields. Just shy of half a mile.

    I like to think the last thing that went through the warden’s head…other than that bullet…was to wonder how the hell Lindsay ever got the best of him.

    I hope I can make it across the border to Zihuatanejo. I hope to see my friend and shake her hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams.

  8. oh god, the shoe…this wins the internet

  9. Lovd the part where she’s really happy that she counted to 13.

  10. Fuck hologram technology. This is what the news networks needs to focus their monies on.

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