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Shame on that truck for hitting that dude. Shame on that dude for dancing in the street without fear of consequences. Shame on his friends for videotaping it and not looking out for him. Shame on his friends for then posting that videotape to YouTube. Shame on the YouTube video for being spread around on blogs. Shame on the Internet in general. Shame on you. Shame on this. Shame on me. Shame shame shame shame. I’m a 1,000 years old today, and still sometimes this world is too much. Dude got fucking hit by a truck, so excuse me if I don’t get it. (Thanks (?) for the tip, Amber.)
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Shame on Gabe’s grandkids for not taking away Gabe’s driver’s license.
Shame on you for spelling my name wrong. #storyofmylife
But it’s your birthday, so I won’t get too upset.
I’m outraged that someone would consider that walking
I love how it takes the dude holding the camera, like, five seconds to realize the gravity of the situation.
Five seconds that we know of. He is still milling around on the sidewalk fiddling with his phone when the video ends.
He was just trying to get your attention after you so highly praised the guys having a dance-off in the middle of the street, in the pouring rain, in front of a Vitamin Water ad.
Remember when that trolley hit Gabe while he was doing the Charleston?
Remember when that Brontosaurus hit Gabe when he was discovering fire? (Because dinosaurs and man co-existed and the earth is only 1,000 years old. #creationismgum)
All those people on Friday got paid. This guy got played.
#whereismypulitzerprizeforpoetry
I got you one of these instead.
Hell no! If you give me that, Republicans will repeal my citizenship! I’ll take a Sega Genesis instead.
I have like twenty-five of them (hint, whenever you have a good idea or accomplish something cool, it’s wicked fun to yell “Where’s my Nobel!” However, I understand your fears.
I even got you a few games:
I don’t see Shinobi in there. Screwed!
Did he get hit by an ice cream lorry?
In England they call the ice cream man Mr. Whippy
In Kentucky, Mr. Whippy is the old man who lives on the corner whose yard you are not allowed to play in, no matter what.
Can anyone figure out if this guy is still alive? I would feel a lot better about my anticipation while each different vehicle passed, “Maybe it’s gonna be the Suburban…oooohhh….close…oh here comes a Blazer…oh nope….”
…and finally the ICE CREAM TRUCK payoff at the end. That’s just good storytelling.
It’s actually better storytelling than a similar dynamic going on in Hot Tub Time Machine
I read the Youtube comments, so you all don’t have to, and I can confirm that humans are the worse and really don’t show any signs of improvement.
I was just thinking: There is no way I am looking at the YouTube comments on this one.
And that’s why you don’t dance in traffic!
For your health!
What if I got hit by a car while watching this on my mobile device … and someone was filming me? #iwillstopblowingyourmindsnow
C A R C E P T I O N
He did not expect to get the kick so soon.
Death by Roach Coach.
Jeez, man.
This guy was literally playing in traffic…
Dancers automatically have the right-of-way
Could you guys watch the whole thing? I could only watch his feet, and then when the horn honked I scrolled down until the video disappeared completely. But I can’t watch fake violence, either, so it’s not like I think I’m better than you. It’s all nauseating and scary.
I did the same thing, but when I noticed that no limbs ripped off I scrolled up and watched it. It’s not graphic, just, you know, more Meet Joe Black-esque.
Very Meet Joe Black, except less funny and more a guy getting hit by a fucking truck.
Shame on me, for knowing exactly what I would see and still clicking on it.
*not that Meet Joe Black was funny
I have made the executive decision to not watch, as I would probably start shouting “LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT FOR THE MOTOR VEHICLE!” which might blow my internet-surfing cover.
The Internet is still good for some things.
Holy crap! The Busey that comes up from the bottom legitimately startled me! (Which did nothing to deter me from staring at this for another 5 minutes…)
“I have one internet that I would like to return, please”
- me, at the internet store
Where’s your elaborate excuse?
At least his film The Blind Side was very successful
Does anyone have a gif of booing turning into a slow clap that I could borrow?
try any of conan’s old monologues.
bravo
He looked more like the Hubble Gotchu guy to me…
Looks like this video is a hit! Wocka wocka.
“Black people cross the street different than White people.”
-You Tube comment
More like Kris Krossed the street.
*dodges tomato*
If he Kris Krossed the street, then he should have been able to Jump, Jump! out of the way.
Damn it, “Lysdexia” stole the joke I was going to make
“I missed the Bus” – Kris Kross, 1992 – 1998
“But the Bus didn’t miss me” – remix by That guy on the ground, 2010 – 2012
harsh, but fair.
Isn’t this how City of Angels ended?
The Biz Never Sleeps
Sorry guys, I just can’t watch this stuff. I realllllly dislike watching people get hurt, even minor injuries, much less super major ones! I can’t even watch America’s Funniest Home Videos or, like, Wipeout or Ow My Balls or whatever. I just get really sad. Maybe they should kick me out of the internet, because clearly I’m just too sensitive.
Sometimes I watch these things and sometimes I just can’t. I go back and forth on it (that’s what she said) and when I DON’T want to watch these kind of videos I feel like a good person. Today, I clicked on it. I need to re-evaluate my life.
you should read the novel Crash by J G Ballard then watch the movie Faces of Death
Steve, I read descriptions of both of those things, and I think you might have been trying to mess with me with this comment. I’m a little confused.
My mom has really conflicting feelings about AFV because she loves all the cute animal videos and hates all the videos of people getting injured, and that show is just about an even mix of the two.
Streets is literally watchin’.
Natural selection.
This was pretty funny, but Football In The Groin had a football in the groin.
Of course the internet had to make him black. Jeez, internet, so racist.
In his defense, he was just auditioning for So You Think You Can Get a Concussion.
i hope gabe’s osteoporosis isnt acting up too bad from all that finger wagging
I’m pretty sure the ghost of Charles Darwin was driving that truck.
It’s like I always say, “Summer’s here, but the time is still NOT right for dancing in the streets.”
I always say that.
guys, this was just a leaked scene from Mean Girls 2