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Fucking Parenting, how does it work?
“Our little JJ is lacking in the name department. Do you think we should add “Violent” in there?…Yes, Violent JJ.” – Violent JJ’s “Parents”
I will give a hundred upvotes to the first monster who gets me a Ruby gif.
my thoughts exactly.
I really thought you meant to say “Rudy,” from the Cosby Show.
Jammin on the 1, ja-ja-ja-ja-jamin’ on the 1. I don’t know what to say I-I-I-I don’t know what to say….
I just tried to do it through GifSoup and got an error message that said something along the lines of “This should *never* happen!” I think this is a fair warning of what might happen if we do this.
Okay, I only had 1, do you take credit?What that tumb lacks in quantity, it makes up in quality.
Also: ATGSTTS
What that “tumb” lacks in an “h,” it makes up for in a tired joke.
Feel free to suggest a site other than gifninja so my gifs are not compressed into oblivion :-/
Scroll down to find out the secrets straight from the source.
http://werttrew.tumblr.com/
I should’ve just left it like that, and let you figure out what it meant, but hey you got me a cool gif.
thank yoooooooou, i’m wasting so much time and making so many gifs today!!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Fucking Kaiser Chiefs choruses, how do they work?
– Lorryland Monsters
You’re never too young to appreciate necro-beastiality.
These poor children. They have no idea how douchey they will grow up to be. Wait, they are already little baby douches. Did I take that too far? These are children, after all.
“baby douches”
See you in jail.
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jesus dude
His kid wrestles? Violent J pays adults to pretend to be flipped and slapped by his tiny son? Whoever said money doesn’t buy happiness was obviously not a member of the Insane Clown Posse.
Violent J started as a wrestler. He probably brings his sons to underground wrestling and low level league shit and it’s just a big ol family reunion.
I actually found it somewhat endearing when he said “this is my sister”. He spends half the video “beating up” full grown idiots and then pauses for a little family love. Kids definitely ready to be a Juggalo, a group that raps about having sex with severed heads before pausing to reflect on life’s grand mysteries (i.e. magnets).
I’m starting to think wrestling is fake.
fake and …
fake and …
fake and gay
littering and… ?
It’s not a music video – it’s a cry for help. I’m on the phone with Child Protective Services now.
If anything there wasn’t ENOUGH CGI chain link fencing in this video.
Does anyone have the lyrics to this song, so i can sing along at home?!?!?
I don’t know whether this is worse than the Falcon Heene rap song or not. I’m going for worse just off of the ICP association.
Violent J’s little boy looks just like daddy.
at what age does the clown-makeup skin condition start to develop?
http://videogum.com/186401/you-can-make-it-up-50-cent-prepares-for-his-role-as-a-football-player-diagnosed-with-having-permanent-clown-makeup-on-his-face-and-no-legs-and-no-arms/franchises/you-can-make-it-up/
My boy looks just like Violent J!
Ruby dancing on a keyboard that has several of Violent JJ’s vocal samples triggered to it seems like a very plausible explanation for how this song was made.
Ruby dancing is a plausible enough explanation for why ANYTHING EVER was made.
At least he dressed nice during certain scenes…
if you’re going to make a self-indulgent video featuring your kid, that even your fans are going to want to fart on, why not write the kid some lyrics? maybe you could even make the song about things that kids like and wonder about. like giraffes and magnets.
Careful, fans farting on your music is the highest level of adoration in the Juggalo world
Casting your son as a tiny asshole is so hot right now.
It’s inescapable. Even a trip to our local SnipIts (Where a haircut’s fun), involves seeing some douchey trailer trash insisting the hairdresser give their son a mohawk.
Next to his dad’s stuff, this kid is fucking Radiohead.
Next year’s Gathering of the Juggalos is in prison.
He’ll be hosting the underage night. But they’ll let some creepy older ninjas in too.
I do have to give Violent some credit for naming his children normal things. Joseph and Ruby are really better than most normal parents do these days. Considering he pretty easily could have gone with Hatchet Boy, or Faygnoia or Sir Rapesalot, I gotta tip my hat to his restraint.
Sooooo his kid said a sentence once and they got some internet nerds to remix it into a song?
“Very talented kid.”- Ke$ha
“Dad, thanks for the help with the video. Solid. But, why do you paint your face like that?”
- Violent JJ and Ruby
Look for Violent JJ’s seminar at the Gathering.
“SOME: why others want it, identifying those who want it and how you can entice them with it.”
Fri: 2 – 3pm, Jubilee Tent
Okay, as the father of a 6-year-old boy, this video leaves me conflicted.
On the one hand, the wrestling bits actually made me smile. A little. I mean, set aside for a moment the fact that this kid’s dad is basically a giant, jelly-filled robot powered by the sheer pride in which he holds his own ignorance. Just set that aside for a moment. You’re six years old. Your dad organizes wrestling matches (which does not seem strange to you, because you’re six), and you get to come up on stage and pretend to beat up wrestlers while the audience applauds and cheers you on. That’s twisted, but it’s also kind of awesome. It’d be a little bit more awesome if Ruby got to do it, too. But she’s still young.
But on the other hand, for some reason the face-slapping really bothered me. That seemed over the line. I have no idea why. Or rather, obviously I know why face-slapping is over the line, but I have no idea why that bothered me and the rest didn’t. It’s like, the fake clotheslining and the fake suplexing and the fake off-the-post bodyslamming are all fine, but, “No, JJ, we don’t slap people. That would be WRONG.”
I can’t believe they omitted Sugar Slam. It’s as if they don’t care about the mother’s wishes/fears at all.
“Dad, I don’t know how magnets work. I’m a three and half year old who loves to dance. But, I’m pretty sure you could just wikipedia that shit.”
- Ruby
Great clip or as it will eventually be known “exhibit c in the trial of Joe James Bruce VS Joe Bruce Sr.”
His dad made him record this song after coming home to find the walls covered with crayon drawings. A bad bad man indeed.
Personal record: I just upvoted more than half of the comments on this thread. I grinned so hard, reading this. Keep up the good work, everybody.
This might be just ‘too many beers’ type of goodwill, but still. I stand by it.
“Yeah, that’s my son.” – Michelle “Sugar Slam” Rapp…
seriously…that’s her son
I wonder if she hosts dating seminars on how juggalettes should lower their expectations…
I had no idea Sugar Slam was boning Violent J. THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
I know. I used to complain about the trope of schlubby guys being paired with pretty ladies in otherwise alright movies – but this is worse!
I don’t think Violent J is witty, funny or somehow alluring!
Honestly though he would probably kick my ass in a fight. I’m scared.
Ruby is his FUCKING sister, man.
Well someone’s got to tell the toddlers in tiaras how fat and unlovable they are when they grow up.
I don’t know you guys, I think this kid probably has more fun than you ever did growing up. I mean aside from getting raped by some juggalos. That part isn’t fun.