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We should buy more K-Swiss, you guys:
On the first day that Max and I were in San Diego for Comic-Con we were walking down the street when we heard excited screaming and shouting up on the next block. We figured this was just the kind of thing two journalists such as ourselves should go check out. But when we got to the corner, all we found were a bunch of fat dudes dressed up in cheap David Hasselhoff wigs driving fake Knight Rider cars in front of a double-decker “David Hasselhoff Party Bus” emblazoned with a giant ad for his stupid new reality show. On top of the party bus were a bunch of bored looking booth babes wearing Baywatch costumes, and also a couple of them wearing, like, 60s-era hippie costumes for some reason? Anyway, Max and I were super-annoyed at this point (not that you could ever tell from anything we ever wrote about Comic-Con) that we lived in a world where people would go crazy for an advertisement about a stupid reality show that no one should care about. And then TWO FEET behind the David Hasselhoff party bus advertisement we saw a pickup truck carrying Kenny Powers’s jetski with a cardboard cut-out of Danny McBride lounging on the seat, and we were like “that’s awesome!” So I guess what I am trying to say is that advertisements are really annoying and condescending and insufferable, unless you like what is being advertised, in which case aren’t they so clever and appealing. Whoops, there’s the boring bell. Read boring chapters 4-100. There will be a boring test. (Via DailyWhat.)
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Having the lady and Kenny both wearing the shoes in bed was a stroke of genius. Kenny Powers may be brash, but he could take Don Draper to school.
Don Draper could take Kenny Powers and slap him silly! And then drunkenly have sex with him on a couch after a Christmas party and then leave him $100 in cash saying, “Thanks for your hard work.”
I’m sure that’s not a spoiler about last night. Since some of us (who knows who. Could be any of us really.) weren’t able to watch Mad Men last night. Ergo, logically, it couldn’t possibly be a spoiler.
Kenny Powers would retaliate by breaking into Don Draper’s house and throwing all his food on the floor. It would seem very hostile, but when Don went up to bed, he would find his room untouched and a handmade key chain laid lovingly on his pillow.
Sally is going to be such a f’ed up mess in the 1970′s.
To be fair $100 was like $500 back then. Or something.
The most Draper would do is give Kenny Powers the fart-smell look and talk down to him. Later, he would sit in a dark room and envy Kenny’s authenticity while sipping an Old Fashioned.
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I think you mean Burn Notice?
Kenny Powers does swing for the fences without being asked to.
I would have hoped a Mad Men + Eastbound and Down mash up would have provided more LOLs than this one did. Next time, do better, friends.
Judge not least ye mash up.
Nike’s fucking out. K-Swiss: You’re fuckin’ in.
Hey Gabe, you mentioned Comic Con, and they mentioned bukake in the video, which reminded me of a term I coined a couple years back for all the fanboys that surround scantily-clad superhero ladies in costume and snap endless pictures (they’re all there because they all love it).
FANBOY-KAKE.
You’re welcome?
Kenny Powers could sell ice to a fuckin’ Eskimo. Move over, J.R. “Bob” Dobbs, and watch how it’s done.
I’ve never watched Eastbound and Down, but if the guy with the orange shirt is in it, then I think I need to get started. To the Netflix-mobile!
Does the Netflix-mobile come with the one-disc-a-month subscription? I can’t find the keys to it anywhere around my house.
Nope, one-disc-a-month comes with a Netflix-bus-pass.
JK Swiss
I just got very, very excited for Season 2 of Eastbound…
One ticket to CaliPornia!!!
I by contrast got very excited to re-watch all my VHS tapes of Arliss I made (and maybe that show with jay moore)! I love sports negotiation comedies!
This might be as clever as Joaqin Phoenix going undercover for a year to find himself… but seriously you know the feeling you get after you’ve been rick-rolled? This video just did it.
I’m going to buy some K-Swiss, see you guys later.