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Bangs! Let me take u 2 da Honda commercial!
The beginning of this ad? When they mentioned rap and then started shoving cash in the glove compartment and diamond jewelry in the map sleeve and a roulette wheel in the hatchback? That was about to be the most ignorant shit I have ever seen, but then they put that box of popcorn in the drink holder and I was like, oh, OK, I see, it’s just a bunch of different stuff from all walks of life, could be anything, really. They probably put a sandwich on the antenna and a full set of Encyclopedia Britannicas under the seats, but they just didn’t show it, because of time. BANGS! (Via Vulture.)
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This center console has plenty of room for my welfare checks!
And cup holders for my grape soda!
Zing!
The backseat will be perfect for your white daughter!
And the front bumper has plenty of space for the custom license plate you made yourself in prison!
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And the trunk has been designed to comfortably fit the dismembered body of any size Steve Winwood!
Not only Africa-Australians get welfare Steve, YOUR THE RACIST!
I believe it’s called DRANK.
These the fools that dropped the ghetto blaster on Grandpappy’s head.
Don’t keep telling that lie! You know that wound was self-inflicted!
Pete & Peggy are in big trouble for this one.
“The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once.”
- Bangs, quoting Einstein
That much?
Fuck everything.
I guess in Sudan you are only allowed to take white bitches to the movies. Amirite, Neel Shah?
HONESTLY? I’M a little disappointed. I was PULLING FOR a brand new CUT. GET ON THAT new material, BANGS! I NEED some shit to help me WOO THE ladies.
don’t worry. Bangs has a new single coming out in 3 DAYS!!!
Meet Me On Facebook!
Encyclopedia Brittanica? This guy knows what you’re talking about:
“Just kidding, scored an A!”
I like how they only show quick cuts of the girls dancing because they can’t find the beat either.
This is marginally better than using white actors in blackface. Baby steps, Australia, baby steps.
You could probably have gotten ICP for this commercial, Honda. Just think:
“How much rap can you fit into a Honda Jazz?” Juggalos pile in, filling the glove compartment with face paint, the cupholders with Faygo, and the trunk with, I don’t know, corpses.
“Fucking Honda Jazzes, how do they work?”
Rape goes in the trunk.
Also…why didn’t he rap *IN* the car?
The fit 0 rap in the jazz, according to my calculations
and they could’ve just turned on the radio!
Everything, including Rap, is derivative of Jazz, so therefore, the whole car is Rap?
BOOM goes the mindamite
Isn’t the cash, roulette wheel, diamond jewelry, and popcorn all things from the “Take u to da movies” video? Like I think that’s why it is in the commercial? Right?
Yes.
But where will Kid put his hair?
Do you think that Kid is ever like “Ugh man, you play to much!!” to Play?
I’m sure he just responds with “You’re kidding, right?”
Hahah! It’s like BNPG: Imagined Conversations Between Rappers–
LUDACRIS: Anybody got 2 quarters?
50 CENT: You mean ‘50 cents’ — hahah, son!
CHAMILLIONAIRE: That’s not enough to make you a Chamillionaire, yo!.
FABOLOUS: You’re being ludicrous.
LUDACRIS: No, he’s being fabulous.
50 CENT: I don’t know any of your real names…
*****
EMINEM: Everyone likes to eat M+Ms…’nawut i’m sayin’!
DRE: Shut the fuck up.
Yes! More!
Common: Yo, do you wanna go to the museum dog?
Xzibit: You got all the XZIBIT you need right here dog!
Something something 3rd Bass, something Hammer, Schoolly D. something. Too $hort.
XZIBIT: I head you like jokes, so I put a joke in your joke so you can laugh while you’re laughing!
My Mum’s being fucked around by the owners of the local Honda dealers who won’t accept responsibility for the faulty locks in her Honda Jazz – and now they are corrupting the innocent joys of “Take U 2 Da Movies”.
Honda are officially dead to me.
Bit too oversharegum?
I hope upvotes are legally binding in small claims courts.
there is plenty of room in the glove compartment for pictures of black people (if you are a white person)
No one is asking how much jazz you can pack into a Rap
(potential Epimenides paradox? investigate)
“All trumpet players are rappers.” – Miles Davis
??????????????????
I think he’s got the popcorn because he knows what you like.
Yeah, but this is a series of ads, and this one is actually funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5dIzY7yvRA
I like the part when the hipster tries to put a record in the CD player.
Me too! The best. I just forwarded it to all my hipster friends.
But that means I’m falling for Honda’s manipulation, playing right into their corporate hands. OH GOD I’M SO MAINSTREAM
I can’t believe they put “Look at that fucking hipster” in a car commercial!!!! Honda knows their audience.
Also, Australians swear a lot!
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It’s total bullshit in all of the ways it could possibly be except where it is not bullshit if you know what I mean (I mean that if you only learned about rap through American video like that Internet GreenScreen Rapper Jr. did).
HE JUST WANTS TO TAKE YOU TO THE MOOOOOOOVIES BAYBAY!
When you’re a big rap star like ya’ boy Bangs, you don’t need a car just to get you somewhere, you need a car that shows you have arrived. I guess that’s a Honda Jazz?
Does he say “it is bigger as my love hard is for you (yeah)” ????
Some of the other commercials in the series are way more awesome. Example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVUQSZc-m8s&feature=channel
Although that one looks a little bit more like “How much gay/tranny porn can you fit in a Jazz?”
tsk, tsk, tsk. Bangs has totally sold out.
He used to want to take ME to the hottest matinee movies. Now he only wants to drive those whores around in his mid-priced crossover sedan.
You’ve changed Bangs. I guess you don’t know just how I like.
Hehe, I have entered to win this car
love a quick vote for my entry if you have the time!
- FUN because Theres lotsa fun in a Jazz! -Melissa
1 vote per person:)
thank you!
http://www.honda.com.au//jazz-packing.aspx?entryid=206
Hey guys,
I also entered and coming 2nd with 5 days to go! Would love a vote if you have a spare moment.
Lets fill it with CASH!!
http://www.honda.com.au//jazz-packing.aspx?entryid=81
THANK YOU!!
xx