“No, honey, it’s not usually all like this. This, heh heh, this just happened to be the one I was watching when you came home. See, look, this post here is about a sweater, and this one’s about Yogi Bear….No, this isn’t what I do all day! Oh, I KNEW that was gonna come up. It was ONE TIME, we were in college! That, I don’t know, he’s dressed like a nerd for some reason. I don’t understand either. Now the Lion Tamer, THAT I get. Honey? Honey?”
I only remember the ones where the blonde girl was on steroids and the mr. cool leather jacket guy had was interventioned when he started smoking after his uncle died. classic 90′s!
I don’t know why this was on Everything Is Terrible when clearly it belongs on Everything Is AWESOME (what I will be renaming Videogum after I slay Gabe and take over, because that’s how running websites works).
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Don’t listen to hunks about sex.
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Who cares? WHO CARES?!?!?!?!?!
What?
Gabe, I think Stanley Kubrick looking like Salman Rushdie made his point very clear. He admires Steve Winwood’s work.
“He’s pretty”
-Padma something
It’s what Brule said in narration to express dismay at all the hunks in the Check it Out season finale.
I suppose it was pretty unclear. Try as I might, I couldn’t think of anything other than all caps to approximate an imitation.
shloggs it says more about us and the nature of the internets than it does about you. good work!
I think that if it would have been a reply to Godsauce you would have been more successful.
New around these parts. I’ll get the hang of it.
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For real. I hope Tanya’s hiring, because I think I just got myself fired.
My hand is sore from high five-ing my monitor.
Bitch Tanya look like she give one helluva nasty bite.
Well at least True Blood has paired down its cast of characters.
Also, pared.
Hey, you’re a baby. We’re impressed you can type at all.
“No, honey, it’s not usually all like this. This, heh heh, this just happened to be the one I was watching when you came home. See, look, this post here is about a sweater, and this one’s about Yogi Bear….No, this isn’t what I do all day! Oh, I KNEW that was gonna come up. It was ONE TIME, we were in college! That, I don’t know, he’s dressed like a nerd for some reason. I don’t understand either. Now the Lion Tamer, THAT I get. Honey? Honey?”
PLAGIARIST COMMENTATOR!
Sure, but yours is much better!

Tell me what this is so I can go watch it. Is it Robot Jox? I bet its Robot Jox.
It’s Robot Jox.
These hunky faggots don’t know shit about interpretive dance.
Did “Check It Out” get canceled or something? There was only a few episodes and my DVR hasn’t recorded any other ones.
Pretty sure it only had a six episode run. Don’t know if it’s coming back or not. It was a nice add on to the T&E season I thought.
um Sly from California Dreams is in this. Anyone? Anyone else watch that show? ANYONE?
I only remember the ones where the blonde girl was on steroids and the mr. cool leather jacket guy had was interventioned when he started smoking after his uncle died. classic 90′s!
wait WHAT? You mean I have to watch this whole thing now?
(fun fact- in my 3rd grade autobiography book I was married to him)
That Viking can savage me any day! Ha. Oh god. Yuck.
That Viking can briefly settle my Newfoundland.
That Viking can sail his longboat through my North Sea.
“SMELL THE PROTEIN IN THIS ROOM!” Top Chef post commenter unionman.
Violent J’s Beach Boys BBQ Blow-Out Bash Blast missed a soundbite.
“Where you’ll meet the hottest and sexiest men, ever!” Man, Tonya’s really full of himself. He’s alright looking… I guess.
Is this where dudes went if they didn’t get to be contestants on STUDS?
oh man. studs. wow. wow. woooooooooooow. you made my day.
STUDS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MebNrb5pLjA and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZRiRBcovuM
So awesome.
Why do I remember this show? I was a 9 year old boy in 1993.
This go-go bar makes me wear furry underwear for an ambivalent and uncomfortable female audience. MLIT.
Speaking of said ambivalency – are there any other lady monsters who sayi/hear/read the word “hunk” and clench up inside, feeling a bit sick?
I do! It reminds me of the time that my sister made me see male strippers for my 18th birthday. It was….bad.
Ha ha, “clench up inside” for hunks. That’s what you said.
I fail at sex education forever.
BLEACH MY EYES!
I’d help, but I’m out of eye bleach. I hope I remember to buy some on the way home from work today…
Hot Cops?
“makes my nipples dripple!’
AAAAAND stop video, close out tab.
She fails sex education forever.
So no one else thinks that the cop has some pretty sweet moves? Anyone? Hellooo?
I concur.
I think I just turned gay, no homo.
I /definitely/ just did.
I’m a girl.
“You’re proving my point” – Elizabeth Hasselbeck
Let’s go get some ice cream, in case there are no good men around.
Clearly all the good men are in this video. It’s RAINING MEN!
The caveman/”Native American” imprinted on the little human-vampire instead. HLIT.
Were I to be the subject of Inception 2, we have a pretty good idea of what it would look like.
By subject, do you mean the Fischer/audience or the Cobb/Director character?
Inception 2: The Rise of Ken Watanabe’s Dialect Coach
Dammit, I’m never paying for a video yearbook ever again.
I’m not sure I get this one?
I don’t know why this was on Everything Is Terrible when clearly it belongs on Everything Is AWESOME (what I will be renaming Videogum after I slay Gabe and take over, because that’s how running websites works).
i watched this during my lunch break, and gagged when the guy said “you can smell the protein in here”. thanks for that.
She’s got all the genuine, raw sexuality of an ex-gay preacher talking about how much he loves intercourse with his female, God-appointed wife.