I’m sure it would be much more exciting if you waited in line for six hours and got stabbed trying to see it, but now you can watch it here in the comfort of your own home/office like someone who’s not even trying.

Comments (33)
  1. I plan to ironically go out and get hammered before watching this movie. Maybe I’ll do so while wearing parachute pants.

  2. I was confused when the trailer started playing without a pair of pants unzipping to reveal it.

  3. Yeah, Videogum, take it off! Take it ALLLLL off!!

  4. I’m not sure I have encountered an internet ad that has made my “web experience” less enjoyable….wait, I’m sure I definitely haven’t.

  5. Also I really want to see this movie!!!

    No, wait, I’m thinking of someone else:

  6. I’d like to be the first to point out to eveyrone that this movie is made by the man who played Gilderoy Lockhart in Chamber of Secrets.

    I certainly do not know how this golden bit of information will affect you, but i, felt strange.

  7. What does “explore the stream” mean?

    I know what it would mean if it were a lyric in “Colors of the Wind,” but what does it mean here? What is a jeans stream?

  8. He’s pretty

  9. I preferred the original with Dolph Lundgren.

  10. Directed by Kenneth Branagh?

  11. It’s looking good, shrek yeah I’ll be there.

  12. Is he not Dr. Donald Blake? No Beta Ray Bill? Kenneth Branagh? I’m unsure how to feel.
    Wait, he’s pretty. Now I can feel okay.

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