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This is a little off topic, but it’s a slow news summer, so can we please talk about how this house is too big? It’s too big! Who do these people think they are? Nicolas Cage and Nicolas Cage’s wig collection?
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You should want them to have to share a single swimming pool?
“…15 bedrooms for Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Vivienne and Knox to fight over.” If everything in that doesn’t make you throw up in your mouth a little, then I don’t know what to say.
Meh, I’ve got no beef with them. Half those kids are adopted and both the actors do shitloads of charity work in NOLA and/or with the UN. I don’t know why you want a house that fucking huge, but I am not an insanely attractive movie star. Maybe they are putting a regular sized house inside the ridiculous house so the paparazzi can’t get pictures of them?
“Half those fashion accessories were adopted,” is what I think you meant?
It sounds like thats what you think I meant, because it sounds like you think I’m an asshole.
and on second thought, it sounds like i AM an asshole, so lets leave this alone.
You? No. Them? Yes.
The competing weather systems in this house could cause a tornado to happen!
I knowww!
They live in Italy now? More like Brangelato, eh?
(SLICE, SLICE)
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Why do you call him Deallawitz?
I can’t remember his last name
Ha, Classic Steve Winword
I agree, Gabe. It is a really slow news summer. I really wish Michael Jackson would die again just for a little excitement.
Him or Elvis. But not Tupac. Keep on Keepin on, Pac
You mean Makaveli?
That place looks like a dump if you ask me. (they didn’t ask me)
Is that the house where they filmed Salo?
I know it. It looks like it’s in some war-torn country in Eastern Europe, AND an institution at the very same time.
My gold pants are too tight and I can’t close my wallet with all these hundreds in it!
I want to adopt your problems.
Where are the kids gonna sleep?
I could never understand why celebrities need fucking huge mansions or castles or whatever. Even if I had 21831029 bajillion dollars I still don’t think I would buy a castle. Seriously, why would you need 15 bedrooms when you have 6 kids? Why 15 bedrooms? Will the kids change bedrooms everynight? Are they gonna invite some friends over? Is it for a nanny? Do they hire a nanny for each kid? The vacant bedrooms will be used fr something else? If so, for what?
Whatever. It’s definitely haunted.
Seriously though, when I was a kid, I was sure I was going to live in a house this big. Each of the dozens of rooms would be painted a different color — the Blue Room, the Red Room (you know colors), or otherwise have a descriptive name — the Zebra Room (with stuffed zebras), the Egyptian Room (with a mummy). But the house would be so big that I would completely forget about certain rooms, and go looking for, say, the Black Room, and never find it, though I was sure I had one. By day in this house I would generate my massive wealth by writing novels and designing insolvable funhouses for amusement parks, and at night I’d eat dinner at a table thirty yards long with lots of interesting friends, like Colonel Mustard and Miss Scarlet and the President, and then we’d play cards and I’d sneak about in secret passages with a candle to prank them. But of course as time went by gradually there would be fewer parties, and fewer servants. And one week when I was super old and alone (60?), my grandchildren would visit, and I would tell them to pick whatever room they wanted to stay in, and they would pick one that hadn’t been opened since before I could remember, and this would unleash an unspeakable evil which I’d thought had been banished from the world forever; but it having now been unleashed instead of banished, we would have to work together, my grandchildren and I, to use magic to overcome it and save the world.
So for me, this is a case of glass houses. I can not criticize.
You had a Hearst Castle/Madonna Inn fantasy lifestyle dream too?!
(I also dreamed about adopting children from foreign countries, because they always seemed extra-sad on television.)
Angelina Jolie is seriously bat shit crazy…
Instead of looking at this article on TMZ, I clicked through to one entitled “Adriana Lima’s Sexy St. Barth’s Shoot” because, let’s be serious, I’d rather look at 56 pictures of this:
than read about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s new house you can probably see from space. Now if only the Star Wars Program had actually come to fruition, we could solve this problem!
Whoa, that’s big, sorry.
I meant the picture, perverts.
Winwood must be having a stroke or something right now
Yikes! A “medical-emergency stroke” not the other kind. Yikes.
Or it started as the first and led to the latter?
Wait, what does this have to do with “Breaking Bad?”
It looks like a haunted orphanage.
“Kids! Gather round! It’s time to watch Changeling again!”- Beleaguered Brad Pitt
i had to sell, and brad pulled me aside and said ‘yo, man, give it to us for forty mil, and i’ll let you see her tits’ and i hoped he meant angelina so we hammered out a deal. true story.