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Including but not limited to: #9 Decide Your Goals Before Shooting, and #3 SHOWING SAFE SEX IS A PERSONAL CHOICE. Also, apparently “tips for shooting a sex scene in a ridiculous movie that it is hard to tell sometimes whether or not this guy is in on the joke” is now the same thing as “tips for making a sex tape.” Who knew?!
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Rule #1 – Do not talk about the Tommy Wiseau sex tape.
Rule #2 – Do not talk about the Tommy Wiseau sex tape.
Rule #3 – It’s probably best not to even think about the Tommy Wiseau sex tape.
Decide Your Goals Before Shooting #twss #atgstts
I feel like that’s more #atdssttc (as the drill sergeant said to the cadet)
Rule 11, tell the woman that you are the guy from INXS, not Tommy Wiseau, so you have a chance.
Captain Seduction of the S.S. Sexyboat
Rule 12: Two is great, but three is a crowd.
“Yes, maybe some of the stuff — people have different opinions — but how you define making love to anybody?”
What this means?
Ewwwww… Now what am I going to do? There’s no shower at work and I feel so disgusting from reading that.
“In The Room, we have two Marks and one of the guys we let him go because he did the love scene to Juliette (Lisa), and it was too plastic.”
i want to see tapes of the first Mark. i cannot imagine what qualifies as “too plastic” for Wiseau.
I have a problem with him doing the love scene “to” Juliette.
Especially considering she was 18 when this movie was being filmed…
Wait, Wiseau grew up in New Orleans???
I can’t decide whether that makes perfect sense or no sense at all.
I would have been prepared to believe him if he’d said he was from anywhere else in the world. Outer Mongolia? Liechtenstein? Lapland? Or maybe his accent’s from… wait for it… the French Quarter?
I can believe that’s a NOLA school education…..? Then again, maybe not!
Rule 13: Sometimes women are just too smart. Sometimes they’re flat-out stupid. Other times they’re just evil.
Guys, it’s very important to always rehearse. Rehearse lots of times, just to make sure you are ready. Than make sure to film it so many times. It’s better to film it more than FOUR times! You can never be too careful. It has everything to do with the integrity of the film and nothing to do with fulfilling a lonely desire for sexual contact. Think of the editors!
I wished he had filmed more than one sex scene. Then maybe one of them (the third) wouldn’t be recycled stuff from the first.
Wait. can I take that back?
I love when I click a link without thinking about it and I hit our firewall filter for the “adult” category. Whoops! Hey, I’m “working” over here!
Oh Fuck, ASKMEN.com, I thought they were going to make me click through Each. Tip. One. At. A. Time. Posted. On. Each. Page. To. Get. Ad. Revenue. And. Clicks.
“Do you ever want to have sex again?” -question veteran viewers of ‘The Room’ should ask prospective first-time viewers.
Anyway, how’s your sex life?
Showing safe sex is a choice. Showing child support coming out of someone’s paycheck is an eventuality.
Finding a willing participant is a personal choice
The comments on ask men are so good. Tommy Wiseau just blows peoples minds.
i vomited in my mouth so hard that it went projectile. i’m going to have a hard time explaining this to my boss.
doritos taste the same coming up, you guys.