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Now that Rihanna has joined Taylor Kitsch and Alexander Skarsgard in the cast of Battleship: The Movie, Cate Blanchett and Meryl Streep are meeting in some graveyard somewhere to bury themselves because goodnight, I’m sure.
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i’m looking forward to her song on the soundtrack “Battleship Strong”
Oh NO!
A5 Just Barely Alive,
B5,
You Sunk My Heart Now Im Tryna Survive
D2 I’m in love with you
F6 time to ride up on yo battleship
Rihanna (Probably), 1988-2012
You can stand under my dey-stroyer -oyer -oyer -eh -eh -eh
(this was supposed to be a reply to DS3M
)
Rihanna will be nominated, but I think Chris Brown is going to beat her with his role in the upcoming film “Takers.”
I hope they include the scene where I go to the bathroom and when I come back my stupid little brother suddenly knows EXACTLY where all my ships are because he totally cheated and looked even though he lies and says he didn’t.
And then I make out with Rihanna.
YOU STOLE MY MOVIE ENDING
DIE ANTWOORD LIVES
Nikki Finke is saying Kanye West just landed the lead in the Jenga 3D.
Is M. Night Shyamalan still attached to “Apples to Apples: The Reckoning”?
It wins three Oscars for prettiness, definitely. Maybe even six because of extreme prettiness.
At some point in the movie, Rihanna needs to deliver the line, “Captain, exactly four hits and they’ll sink our ship! Our… battleship.”
That, or she should just be playing the voice of the ship’s computer, and all her lines will be autotuned to give her a suitable robot voice.
Gabe, You’ve sunk my Oscarship.
I’d like to give Alexander Skarsgard an Oscar for Best Use of a Seafoam Green V-Neck Sweater in Those Last Couple Episodes of “True Blood”.
You can stand under my dey-stroyer -oyer -oyer -eh -eh -eh
You’re missing about 7 a’s there in Skarsgard I think. Just alternate them with the letters you already have. Like Sakaaarasagaaarada. Look how much more authentic that looks!
True, one Swedish Å equals about 7-8 regular A’s.
Not that I was going to see this film in the first place, but now I definitely I won’t be attending. Who can possibly take what will inevitably become scene after scene of Kisch’s high-pitched screeching in chest-high water?