Van Halen was a band in the late 70s/early 80s. They had a string of hits almost as long as their list of lead singers, like david lee roth, sammy hagar, etc.
This is unrelated, but one of today’s Best Buy employee news posts started off with a paragraph making fun of Mel Gibson. I’m glad Gabe was able to take time out of his busy Comic-Con schedule to entertain those of us minimum waging it for the man. Or whatever the appropriate anti-establishment metaphor is these days.
Seriously, WHAT is going on? He looks like Hollow Man, wearing a (psuedo) flesh colored silicone layer over his actual skin. Either that, or someone oughtta check his liver, because that is some JAUNICE.
I know WE’RE SUPPOSED TO laugh at this, but DUDE ACTUALLY looks like he CAN CONNECT with children pretty WELL. MAYBE he should JUST BE GIVEN a children’s tv SHOW! (ohpleaseohpleaseOHPLEASE!)
Tommy never takes his sunglasses off in public, ya know… celebs. Met him here in Chicago at the Music Box Theatre and he wore the glasses the whole night…and 7 belts!?! (NO JOKE). It was a marvelous night.
Because i am corrently working in the attic of a cottage in England during the middle ages, i do not have the pleasure of having Adobe Flash Player 9 and cannot watch this video. But everyones comments have led me to assume it is of Tommy Wisea raping a child forced to take drugs. Am i on the right track.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Tommy Wiseau And A Future Amber Alert
Wow, he really does look like he’s made of wax.
He seems really cool
Does Tommy have a large kid’s following? Is that what’s going on kids POGS nowadays?
He better be careful or he might wind up in a SLAMMER.
Slammers?
“But he’s my future son!”
- Tommy Wiseau
“Hi, boy!” —Tommy Wiseau (probably)
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, HUMAN CHILD!
Here you go!

Every image link that I pasted in properly betrayed me! I fed up with this world!
“johnny’s erruption”
eruption was a song by Van Halen…that’s his guitar.
Van Halen was a band in the late 70s/early 80s. They had a string of hits almost as long as their list of lead singers, like david lee roth, sammy hagar, etc.
ugh…i guess the only people old enough to get it are me and gabe.
And me, considering I made the shoop.
I saw the room for the first time last week. WELCOME TO THE CLUB?
That kid is his favorite customer.
Hi, human child!
I didn’t know it was you!
Be careful, kid. Tommy Wiseau may seem like a nice guy, but before you know it you’ll be playing football while wearing suits.
AND buying drugs AND getting beat up by your drug dealer AND having a gun on the roof.
WHAT KIND OF DRUGS?
“Stay in school”
Tommy seems like a really great guy! He gave him some mini Oreos and all the glowsticks he wants. What a guy. http://assets1.theroomsoundboard.com/AnythingForMyPrincess.mp3
He later offered that kid money for college, and set up a ridiculous scenario in which the kid was lured to a rooftop by a drug dealer.
“Stop ganging up on me!”
OH HI, HUNTER
I never realized it until tonight, but Tommy is pretty clearly the illegitimate child of Arianna Huffington and Marilyn Manson…
At 0:58 I think I hear that kid yelling “Help! HELP!”
How could you just stand by and videotape that child’s suffering?!!!
The background noise is like human vuvuzelas. I hope you brought your earplugs, Gabe, because YIKES I’ve had enough of that chatter after 1:22.
Kid looks like the “I like Turtles” kid sans scary zombie makeup.
This is unrelated, but one of today’s Best Buy employee news posts started off with a paragraph making fun of Mel Gibson. I’m glad Gabe was able to take time out of his busy Comic-Con schedule to entertain those of us minimum waging it for the man. Or whatever the appropriate anti-establishment metaphor is these days.
people are very strange these days.
that kid is definitely going to tell his friends that he met tommy wiseau, kids know him right?
I’m going to need one of those posters.
I wonder how Tommy Wiseau acts with kids from his own planet?
That child is obviously as confused as we are about Tommy Wiseau.
Seriously, WHAT is going on? He looks like Hollow Man, wearing a (psuedo) flesh colored silicone layer over his actual skin. Either that, or someone oughtta check his liver, because that is some JAUNICE.
ack, jaunDice.
I know WE’RE SUPPOSED TO laugh at this, but DUDE ACTUALLY looks like he CAN CONNECT with children pretty WELL. MAYBE he should JUST BE GIVEN a children’s tv SHOW! (ohpleaseohpleaseOHPLEASE!)
That is inspired. Tommy Wiseau’s Playhouse. TV, MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
Tommy never takes his sunglasses off in public, ya know… celebs. Met him here in Chicago at the Music Box Theatre and he wore the glasses the whole night…and 7 belts!?! (NO JOKE). It was a marvelous night.
This has as much sexual tension as all of The Room. Fortunately for ALL OF US, that is exactly zero. Zero sexual tension.
Because i am corrently working in the attic of a cottage in England during the middle ages, i do not have the pleasure of having Adobe Flash Player 9 and cannot watch this video. But everyones comments have led me to assume it is of Tommy Wisea raping a child forced to take drugs. Am i on the right track.
damn you medieval keyboard.
currently*
Wiseau*
I know he’s saying “I am collecting” but all I hear is “We are expecting!”
Also – “He is very creative, I can see that.” Tommy, you just told him that to make it INTERESTING.
There IS a Tommy Wiseau promise right? Because there shouldn’t not be one. Lisa.
Those Mad Max studded pants really bring out the lovely contours of his face.