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At this very moment, I am sitting in a Starbucks, watching the new Tron Legacy trailer on my laptop. Just like you, probably! Of course, your Starbucks isn’t located just six short blocks from where the new Tron Legacy trailer JUST PREMIERED! In an ungodly crowded room! One of the coolest Starbucks over here. So, anyway, that happened.

You can also go here and read about Jonah Hill’s Mel Gibson jokes at the Megamind panel. (At the time that it happened, I was in an endless loop of a nightmare line, staring out over the bay, wondering if it was deep enough to drown myself in, or if WE WERE GOING TO NEED A DEEPER BAY.) And then, also:

Danny Elfman talks about some stuff.
•Guillermo Del Toro abandoned The Hobbit to make a fucking movie about the Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland?!
•Brad Pitt bought the rights to a Zombie movie because all the vampire movies were taken.

More of the news as it BREAKS (SORT OF). It can’t all be complaining!

Comments (49)
  1. I DON’T care. I am SO FUCKIN pumped TO go to Trontown. GIVE ME my nerd HAT, NERDS!

  2. “Man, I could really go for a buffet right now, but where can you find one in San Diego that serve WHOLE WORLDS!” –These guys.

  3. “WE’RE GOING TO NEED A DEEPER BAY.”
    -what someone should have said after Michael Bay announced plans for Transformers 3

  4. In the picture above, the girl on the right is pretty.

    Also do you know when Guillermo Del Toro will make a movie about the monster plantation ride at six flags?

  5. Look at those fuckin nerds

  6. I’m really glad Gabe went to Comicon because there is no way he could have shared those links with us in the blog post above had he stayed in New York.

  7. Slagging on World War Z? That makes my heart feel pain, Gabe. Ouch.

  8. So, I’m confused. People actually wanted to attend the Megamind panel? Is that some eagerly anticipated film that I was unaware of?

    • THAT movie confuses ME. I ORIGINALLY READ a synopsis that SAID THE MEGAMIND guy kills the Brad Pitt character AND THE MOVIE is about HIM TRYING TO live with being THE GREATEST supervillian EVER and having nothing LEFT TO FUCKIN live for or something. But the trailers DON’T SEEM to be selling that shit at all.

  9. Seriously there are 10 people fully or partly visible in that photo and only one of them is female. ComiCon is Jezebel for boys.

  10. Cute animals? Cute animals.

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