I’m traveling to San Diego today for Comic-Con 2010, so posting is going to be light (read: very light). But the good news is that for the next few days, my good friend Max Silvestri and I will be covering this important event. It will be easy to tell us apart, because Max will be wearing his Sailor Moon costume, and I will be wearing my Sailor Saturn costume. In any case, hopefully it will be fun? I have never been and do not know quite what to expect. Hopefully we will not get murdered by some enraged nerds when we accidentally make a casual comment about the Predator’s shoulder-mounted energy cannon when obviously it is a shoulder-mounted plasma cannon. Or, God forbid, my single worst fear: calling something a katana when it is just some boring old sword. Yiiiiiiikes. Anyway, posting over the next few days is going to be erratic, but that’s part of the fun! You are going to be getting all the exciting news about Thor 2: Hammer Hurt Them, or whatever, AS IT BREAKS. Incidentally, if anyone actually knows what is going on at Comic-Con that we are missing, or if there is something you’ve heard about that you would like us to cover, please don’t hesitate to let us know (“the panel discussion on women in the paranormal investigation industry, please!”). And follow us on Twitter!

Since the “fun” doesn’t REALLY start until tomorrow, and since I am literally in an airplane right now (did I just incept your mind?!) how about a thematically appropriate Best New Party Game? Yes! Let’s do it!

Nerd Movies.

Yes. Duh. So, for example:

Shallow Hal-9000
IM Sam
The Last Unixcorn
You Can Count On 101011110101
TI-85: Judgement Day

You get it. Let’s see if we can get the thread on this post to break 1,000 comments. Lets let these nerds know we’re coming.

UPDATE: We can’t lose steam now, not when we are so close to letting these nerds know what’s what. So, in order to give everyone that extra push that we need to reach our goal, the game is being extended to include: #nerdmoviequotes. So:

“I want you to friend me as hard as you can.”
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a [modem sound]”
“I’m going to make him an animated GIF he can’t refuse.”
“You want the BlueTooth? You can’t HANDLE the BlueTooth!”

Ugh. Yuck! But REMEMBER: this is the most important thing any of us, or anyone in the world, has ever done. So.

Comments (1095)
  1. Master Chief and Commander

    • Master of Orion 2 and Commander

      Also:
      Master of Orion’s Daughter

      And I didn’t see this anywhere, but there’s no way it hasn’t already been done, so I’ll just humbly tuck it here:
      Bluetooth Velvet

  2. Great game, Gabe! We’re burning serious dust here. Eat our rubber, 1000!

  3. iPod Touch of Evil

  4. Can I assume that this will go on unregulated until Gabe posts something else? Because that idea both fascinates and frightens me.

  5. Lars and the Real URL

  6. Funny People who never leave the house.

  7. A Fantasy Star is Born

    (Old Sega Reference anyone?)

  8. Octopushy: Midnight Launch

  9. The Prince of Persia of Tides

  10. Enemy at the (Bill) Gates

  11. A Beautiful Minesweeper

  12. Sonic and Tails from the Crypt Presents: Demon Knight at the RoxbuRaped by Satan

  13. Schindler’s Listserv
    Brave<3
    Ctl-Alt-Deliverance
    Meet the Parent Directory
    One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nested If Statement
    Avatar (oh, wait…nevermind)

  14. The Hudsucker Proxy++

  15. War of the Worlds of Warcraft

  16. Four Mario Brothers

  17. Requiem for a Dreamweaver

  18. A League of Their PWN

  19. All Your Base Are Belong To The Story Of Us

  20. I Spit On Your Rave

  21. Twilight: n00b Moon

  22. When Harry Metroid Sally

  23. Don Quixote Kong

  24. Air Force Wan Kenobi

  25. Schindler’s Listserv?

  26. Brotherhood of the Wolfram & Hart (yikes)

  27. Up (Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B-A-Start)

  28. The World According to Larp

  29. The Netbook

  30. Qwerty Woman
    (this may have already been done by I will be damned if I am going to read through 493 comments)

  31. Killing things and stuffing them is for nerds. Taxidermy Driver.

  32. Cyber-Police Academy

  33. Pokemon on Fire

  34. My Own Private iPad.

  35. There’s Something About Mario

  36. Driving Miss Daisy To The LARP Reunion.

  37. Gone With the Woodwinds.

  38. I know What You Did Last Summer At Band Camp.

  39. Man on Firefox

  40. Tetris Master and Commander

  41. Eyes Wide Shutterbug For The Daily Planet.

  42. Ozymandias: Based on the Graphic Novel “The Watchmen” by Alan Moore.

    …I will show myself to the door. No, I don’t need a ride home. I have my segway.

  43. Square Roots

  44. Talk about Mary H.K. Choi! Talk about her when she happens at Comic-Con!!

  45. /b/ ing John Malkovich

  46. The Seven Year Golden Snitch

  47. Of Wireless Mice and Men

  48. In the Om Nom Nom of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

  49. Children of a Lesser Zod

  50. The Hand That Rocks The Cradled Joystick

  51. Like H2O For Chocolate

  52. Boyz In The Elven Hoods.

  53. From Here to ∞

  54. Schindler’s Listserv

  55. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Folder

  56. Windows Vista Social Club

  57. OS X-Men

  58. The People Vs. Will Wright

  59. The Konami Code

    (The Da Vinci Code? ‘Godsauce’ and ‘the dirty fuse’ i am not worthy!)

  60. Khan!-Air

  61. Nick and Norah’s Infinite Crisis

  62. R2D3

    (as in… The Mighty Ducks 3?)

    • Once Max and Gabe get back from SDCC, they’re going to go through and correct all of the nerd inaccuracies in these comments.

      “R2D3 was an actual droid from episode 2. He was repairing the wing of Anikan’s space ship mid-flight and got blasted off. This pun doesn’t work.” – Gabe&Max

  63. The Three Amigas!

  64. 2666 Grams

  65. Apple IIG-Force

  66. The Sound and the 2 Furious

  67. Can we do tv shows too?

    The and the beautiful

    (hope this works)

  68. 2001: A Space Odd Couple

  69. ColecoVision Quest

  70. The Importance of Being Ernest Goes to Camp

  71. Nintendo: First Blood (reaching…)

  72. When Harry Metroid Sally

  73. Mulholland Megadrive

  74. About a Gameboy

  75. Gotta run gang. It’s been a slice. Someone please come up with a good one for The Last Temptation of Christ. My last word:

    Field of Memes

  76. Home Page Alone

  77. Life as a House of the Dead

  78. Sega Dreamcastaway

  79. Howl’s Moving Castlevania

  80. I Am Legends of Zelda

  81. Midnight in the Garden of Autobots and Decepticons

  82. Gandalf the Grey Gardens

  83. Grosse Pointe Blank Man

  84. I’ve just been wanting to post this picture:

  85. Vanity Fair Use

  86. Negativland of the Lost

  87. Harry Knowles and the Hendersons

  88. Anonymouse Hunt

  89. Flash of Subgenius

  90. Austin Powersupply

  91. 12″loose

  92. Less Than Absolute Zero

  93. Some Like It Hotmail.com

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