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I’m traveling to San Diego today for Comic-Con 2010, so posting is going to be light (read: very light). But the good news is that for the next few days, my good friend Max Silvestri and I will be covering this important event. It will be easy to tell us apart, because Max will be wearing his Sailor Moon costume, and I will be wearing my Sailor Saturn costume. In any case, hopefully it will be fun? I have never been and do not know quite what to expect. Hopefully we will not get murdered by some enraged nerds when we accidentally make a casual comment about the Predator’s shoulder-mounted energy cannon when obviously it is a shoulder-mounted plasma cannon. Or, God forbid, my single worst fear: calling something a katana when it is just some boring old sword. Yiiiiiiikes. Anyway, posting over the next few days is going to be erratic, but that’s part of the fun! You are going to be getting all the exciting news about Thor 2: Hammer Hurt Them, or whatever, AS IT BREAKS. Incidentally, if anyone actually knows what is going on at Comic-Con that we are missing, or if there is something you’ve heard about that you would like us to cover, please don’t hesitate to let us know (“the panel discussion on women in the paranormal investigation industry, please!”). And follow us on Twitter!
Since the “fun” doesn’t REALLY start until tomorrow, and since I am literally in an airplane right now (did I just incept your mind?!) how about a thematically appropriate Best New Party Game? Yes! Let’s do it!
Nerd Movies.
Yes. Duh. So, for example:
Shallow Hal-9000
IM Sam
The Last Unixcorn
You Can Count On 101011110101
TI-85: Judgement Day
You get it. Let’s see if we can get the thread on this post to break 1,000 comments. Lets let these nerds know we’re coming.
UPDATE: We can’t lose steam now, not when we are so close to letting these nerds know what’s what. So, in order to give everyone that extra push that we need to reach our goal, the game is being extended to include: #nerdmoviequotes. So:
“I want you to friend me as hard as you can.”
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a [modem sound]”
“I’m going to make him an animated GIF he can’t refuse.”
“You want the BlueTooth? You can’t HANDLE the BlueTooth!”
Ugh. Yuck! But REMEMBER: this is the most important thing any of us, or anyone in the world, has ever done. So.
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Master Chief and Commander
Master of Orion 2 and Commander
Also:
Master of Orion’s Daughter
And I didn’t see this anywhere, but there’s no way it hasn’t already been done, so I’ll just humbly tuck it here:
Bluetooth Velvet
The XBOX-Men
Great game, Gabe! We’re burning serious dust here. Eat our rubber, 1000!
iPod Touch of Evil
Can I assume that this will go on unregulated until Gabe posts something else? Because that idea both fascinates and frightens me.
C’mon Taco, Dad’s away. Let’s go play in his office!
Our MMORPGs run faster on his computer!
of course, all we really do in these situations is post cute animals. let’s do this.
Well, there goes the rest of my day.
I’ve already posted this but I find it absolutely entrancing:

Lars and the Real URL
Funny People who never leave the house.
Pay it /
Pay It Fwd.
A Fantasy Star is Born
(Old Sega Reference anyone?)
absolutely
Helps if you use the correct spelling of Phantasy Star.
My bad, facetaco.
20 years ago is a long time to remember…
thanks.
Octopushy: Midnight Launch
The Prince of Persia of Tides
Enemy at the (Bill) Gates
A Beautiful Minesweeper
Sonic and Tails from the Crypt Presents: Demon Knight at the RoxbuRaped by Satan
AND I’m spent. Thanks honey.
Schindler’s Listserv
Brave<3
Ctl-Alt-Deliverance
Meet the Parent Directory
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nested If Statement
Avatar (oh, wait…nevermind)
The Hudsucker Proxy++
War of the Worlds of Warcraft
Warcraft of the Worlds?
Four Mario Brothers
Zergling.
(..for Changeling? I don’t care how bad that is, because STARCRAFT)
Revenge of the Zergs?
Requiem for a Dreamweaver
A League of Their PWN
All Your Base Are Belong To The Story Of Us
I Spit On Your Rave
Twilight: n00b Moon
When Harry Metroid Sally
Don Quixote Kong
Whoops, I accidentally downvoted that. Forgive me?
Forgiven.
Air Force Wan Kenobi
Schindler’s Listserv?
Brotherhood of the Wolfram & Hart (yikes)
Nice. I just finished my 3rd time through the whole DVD set. That finale is all-time best. Who’s the geek now?
Up (Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B-A-Start)
The World According to Larp
Very nice, Gozer. Very nice!
The Netbook
I did that one! I did it! It’s miiiiine!
My B, yo.
Qwerty Woman
(this may have already been done by I will be damned if I am going to read through 493 comments)
L33T3R P4N
Killing things and stuffing them is for nerds. Taxidermy Driver.
Cyber-Police Academy
American Meme
Pokemon on Fire
My Own Private iPad.
There’s Something About Mario
Driving Miss Daisy To The LARP Reunion.
Driving Princess Daisy.
Gone With the Woodwinds.
I know What You Did Last Summer At Band Camp.
Man on Firefox
Tetris Master and Commander
Eyes Wide Shutterbug For The Daily Planet.
King Pong
Ozymandias: Based on the Graphic Novel “The Watchmen” by Alan Moore.
…I will show myself to the door. No, I don’t need a ride home. I have my segway.
Bravo, Fluidxchange! You’ve done a good day’s work.
Square Roots
When Harry Pinged http://www.sally.com
Talk about Mary H.K. Choi! Talk about her when she happens at Comic-Con!!
/b/ ing John Malkovich
ing Away
Hmm, that’s
<br>ing Away
The Seven Year Golden Snitch
Of Wireless Mice and Men
In the Om Nom Nom of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale
Children of a Lesser Zod
Welcome back Godsauce. Keep bringin’ the gold!
The Hand That Rocks The Cradled Joystick
Like H2O For Chocolate
Boyz In The Elven Hoods.
From Here to ∞
Schindler’s Listserv
My apologies to whalebots.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Folder
Windows Vista Social Club
OS X-Men
The People Vs. Will Wright
The Konami Code
(The Da Vinci Code? ‘Godsauce’ and ‘the dirty fuse’ i am not worthy!)
The Da Vinci Cheat Code
better?
Khan!-Air
Yes.
Nick and Norah’s Infinite Crisis
R2D3
(as in… The Mighty Ducks 3?)
Once Max and Gabe get back from SDCC, they’re going to go through and correct all of the nerd inaccuracies in these comments.
“R2D3 was an actual droid from episode 2. He was repairing the wing of Anikan’s space ship mid-flight and got blasted off. This pun doesn’t work.” – Gabe&Max
The Three Amigas!
2666 Grams
Apple IIG-Force
The Sound and the 2 Furious
Is that a Faulkner reference? What Con are we talking about?
CompsonCon
Can we do tv shows too?
The and the beautiful
(hope this works)
DAMNIT
The bold and the beautiful?
i’m nerdy enough to know some html code, but not quite nerdy enough to write html code without it actually running the code (apparently spaces don’t work)
I prefer how it turned out. What a happy accident!
2001: A Space Odd Couple
ColecoVision Quest
The Importance of Being Ernest Goes to Camp
http://videogum.com/88061/best_new_party_game_8/franchises/best-new-party-game/
Nintendo: First Blood (reaching…)
When Harry Metroid Sally
Aw, shoot.
Mulholland Megadrive
About a Gameboy
Gotta run gang. It’s been a slice. Someone please come up with a good one for The Last Temptation of Christ. My last word:
Field of Memes
The Last Unobtainium of Christ
The Last Temptation of J. R. “Bob” Dobbs
Home Page Alone
Life as a House of the Dead
Sega Dreamcastaway
Howl’s Moving Castlevania
I Am Legends of Zelda
Midnight in the Garden of Autobots and Decepticons
Gandalf the Grey Gardens
Grosse Pointe Blank Man
I’ve just been wanting to post this picture:
whoops.
Click through everyone (who has a heart): http://bit.ly/as7qzh
Vanity Fair Use
Negativland of the Lost
Harry Knowles and the Hendersons
Anonymouse Hunt
Or should it be “Anonymousehunt”?
Doesn’t matter. It wasn’t a very good one.
Flash of Subgenius
Austin Powersupply
12″loose
12.8747 kilometer (8 mile)
The Green 1.609344000000865 Kilometer
Kelvin 505.777
(Fahrenheit 451)
“If they give you ruled paper, turn it sideways and your iPad will automattically rotate the ruled paper for you so you can’t accidentally write the wrong way.”
Sorry. As you can see from my username. I’m kindof a Fahrenheit 451 nerd joke already.
Less Than Absolute Zero
Some Like It Hotmail.com