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Woody Allen’s new movie, You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger, trailer, you guys:
If I had to synopsize this movie in two sentences, they would be: What are those old people so upset about? And: I didn’t know you could get a job doing voice-over narration of movie trailers by being the boring guy at a dinner party who won’t stop talking about an article he read in The Atlantic. But I don’t have to synopsize it in two sentence, so nevermind. Hey, remember when Woody Allen married his stepdaughter?
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Great — ANOTHER movie where Naomi Watts meets a tall, dark stranger. (King Kong reference, you guys.)
I’d like for Naomi Watts to meet me if you get my drift, get it
she’s pretty
Forget Naomi Watts. That picture of Frieda Pinto almost knocked* me out of my chair.
*Into a bathtub of water because dreaming.
Don’t you mean a bathtub of money
EXCELLENT REFERENCE
Where Winwood at?
I literally opened this link solely to see whether Winwood and I agree on the beauty of Frieda Pinto.
These pretzels are making Anthony Hopkins thirsty!
Well it’s an interesting departure, but the sequel to Oliver Stone’s W looks WAY funnier than the original.
Nicely played. Took me a minute.
“Whoop, there it is”– me, getting it
Can’t way to arrive to the selected movie theater on my segway and see this.
why don’t you try being old, white and Jewish? Oh, wait…
Anthony Hopkins also knows what it’s like to be black, thanks to the Val Kilmer Principal:
I think there is something wrong with your monitor, he is clearly playing a smurf.
I meant to say Principle. Stupid homophones!
When I first read this, I thought you said “Stupid homophobes!” Which I thought was a perfectly reasonable thing to say in general, but a kind of weird thing to say out of nowhere.
It froze on the old woman at the beginning for about five seconds and I truly thought it was an experimental trailer. I got quite excited.
SIDENOTE: I hope Antonio Banderas becomes someone’s Hero in this.
This preview looks/sounds like Annie Hall + Gravity from Starz.
Well you know what they say, Whatever Works
(NOTE: I promise to my improve my appalling jokes when Woody Allen improves his appalling allegories to his own banal existence)
this looks almost as boring as “interiors” woody allen should stop publicly releasing movies. like make it a cool underground thing that i never have to hear about or be forced to see but the kind of people who like this would still find out about it and feel special that they got to see it.
Is it possible to meet someone other than a stranger? You Will Meet a Tall, Dark Friend Whom You’ve Been Close With For Years.
“I’ve always wanted to be a muse” – inner thoughts of every young attractive woman in a Woody Allen film
“This is so gross” — inner thoughts of every young attractive actress dealing with Woody Allen in order to be in a Woody Allen movie.
“She’s pretty” – inner thoughts of Steve Winwood every time he sees an attractive young actress in a Woody Allen movie.
“She’s pretty; I should make a movie with her being pretty in it.” — inner thoughts of Woody Allen every time he sees an attractive young actress.
“Too old.” – inner thoughts of Woody Allen’s best friend Roman Polanski every time he sees an attractive young actress in a Woody Allen movie.
“But it wasn’t rape-rape” – inner thoughts of Whoopi Goldberg every time she sees child-rapist Roman Polanski
If I wanted to hear boring stories about old people I’d ask my mom how her friends are doing. At least I’d get my laundry done in the process.
*also jk love you mom!
ps if you’re reading this then i guess you know i’m a gay unicorn now.
Hey, this reminds me. Please do “Deconstructing Harry” in your next round of WMOAT. (When is the next round of WMOAT?)
I’m just assuming Gabe got tired of working on the weekends.
I liked Deconstructing Harry!
I originally read the title of this post as “Betty White is Hard,” and then found this trailer extremely disappointing.
Hard Betty White misunderstandings, so hot this season!
Holy crap! Great minds, I maybe?
Also, caseanate, you have a mind like a steel trap.
It just sounded familiar and I went back and found it (wasn’t meant as a dig or anything btw, just thought it was funny!)
Betty White posts are so coveted yet so rare
More like Josh BRO-lin.
Ugh, EF Windsor Light Condensed AGAIN?
right guys?
I’ll take your word for it.
Is it me or is the voiceover for this trailer the worst voiceover of all time?
Most definitely.
It sounds like Ricky Jay (narrated Magnolia) but terrible.
When Don LaFontaine died, all his upcoming trailers were given to his son Luke Russert.
Pretty sure that achievement belongs to whoever did the voiceover for the 500 Days Of Summer trailer.
White People Be Mid-Life Crisisin’
I just want to see a movie about that transvestite Anthony Hopkins is playing roulette with.
You know who else may be meeting a Tall Dark Stranger pretty soon:
because Prison.
that tarot lady sure seems to know what’s going on…
am i the only that mistook lucy punch for courtney love at 1:06? that scared me
you are not.
He’s Just Not That Into Jew.
Y’all don’t know what it’s like, being male, middle-class and white.
When I first the heard the title of this movie, it sounded very sexy/dark/murder-y, which I was intrigued by. But then when I watched the trailer, it looked very old/gross/icky, which I was not intrigued by.
So now my intrigue level is at 0.
for one glorious moment at about :16 i thought anthony hopkins was james carville. and i was gonna see this SO HARD.
Disappointed to know that’s not Lou Ferrigno playing the role of “Roy.”