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As we speak, Lindsay Lohan is arriving at a Los Angeles courtroom where she will surrender herself to the law and begin her 90-day prison sentence. It is the anti-climactic end to a somewhat lackluster saga. The fact that Hollywood celebrities are spoiled, self-indulgent, delusional, self-destructive, disgusting, awful, empty shells of rotten garbage beasts is no surprise to anyone, and there are plenty of people who deserve to go to jail as much if not more so than Ms. Lohan. If anything, this is kind of a drag, because 90 days is not really THAT many days, and when she comes out there is a very decent chance that it will provide the moment of upswing she needs for the Lohan Rehabilitation Tour of 2010. America loves to build them back up after it loved knocking them down. The point is: snore. Mean Girls came out more than 1,000 years ago. We’ve got other things going on. Besides, this isn’t even the most riveting celebrity gossip of the moment. There is a sixth Mel Gibson tape! Just go to jail already, lady. And by the way, you are being stripped of your “of interest” addendum.
That being said, maybe you guys feel like talking about Lindsay Lohan going to jail. I don’t know. Or MAYBE you want to post pictures of animals dressed up for a day at the office! It will be interesting to see which you decide.
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There’s nothing to do at work today, so this is how I feel:
Yay!
That is an awful jacket/tie combo on that dog up there. He needs a stylist.
I’m sorta digging the lack of shirt, though.
Are we also allowed to discuss how Vermont got at least two double rainbows in three days? Because I want to discuss that. For now, I run to lunch.
Last night I had a dream I met NPH, His eyebrows were shaved off “for a role.” This photo just now reminded me.
Was some Hollywood producer trying to use Inception for me to write some weird role for NPH? Or should I just stop watching weird shit before bed? Yeah, that’s probably it.
Yes! It means VT is the best, right? It definintely means VT is the best. We are the BEST!
I hope you’re getting a Red Onion sandwich! Yum. I mean, dirty, yes, but yum the same.
New Moon salad. I like supporting cults?
I haven’t paid for a Red Onion sammich since they stopped being free for me. I should though. Oh man. So good.
We are the best. So the best.
Oh, but really. What was Brew Fest’s collective reaction like? I’m a little jealous. I was just on Church street and no one knew what I was talking about when I repeatedly asked what it meant. I was happy for the kid yelling at his friends to stop taking pictures and just look at the thing instead.
The second one was yesterday, way south though. My sister was on the side of the highway a bit aways from NH, waiting for the storm to die down before she continued on. She told me that she asked what it meant, and decided it meant to travel on.
Oh man, Brew Fest was the best. It started at one end and sort of flowed through the crowd, and as more and more people noticed this collective roar rose up, until it was just the ENTIRE place being like “AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH What does it MEAAAAAANNNN!” And then everyone whipped out their phones and took pictures and started sending it around. And then people walking through the crowd started saying “It means ________________” to complete strangers. Really, the combination of Double Rainbow and way too much beer was a definite winner.
I was on the phone with a friend yesterday who stopped in the middle of the conversation and said “Whoa. Double Rainbow.” And that wasn’t so far south, more like near Montpelier. And WAIT! There was one last Thursday as well, at kickball, and the reaction was similar! Four? Four Double Rainbows? What does THAT mean?
With all the caps & the underline, I thought you were trying to lure us to a biracial dating site or something.
It means Vermont is wicked hella awesome. Also, it might be the happiest X-Files monster of the week plot ever:
So many rainbows can only mean one thing. A convergence of leprachauns, Scully. This only happens once every thousand years, and the last one was less than 500 years ago. They have also never happened in America. This could be a new clan, maybe a resurgance.
Also, a major plot point of the episode would be people trying to hunt and hurt the leprachauns. Scully would not believe (duh) and would struggle with her religious faith. She would also be the one who actually (maybe) sees one, and saves it from the hunter.
Wow. Even though I’ve decided that if I see a daschund I am approaching it like I know it and calling it Kubla Khan, right now I am glad we don’t actually know each other, because after this post if you saw me you would just yell, Nerd! and slap the books out of my hands. Maybe even push me in a puddle and today is a tie and vest day, so it would be sad news bears.
Oh I wrote a nice comment revealing how not cool I am to make you feel better, but then I mimicked those horrible dating side robots and now VG thinks I am a robot, too. Oops.
So wait. People actually read and upvote/downvote our Vermont-focused back and forths? Sweet.
I know. I keep on waiting for Gabe to be like “Guys, enough, no one cares that you live in the same city, which really isn’t special, there are many people who live in the same place.”
My heart downvotes anyone who would put such a cute pup behind bars, but I upvote you anyway.
Don’t let that sweet face fool you–that dog is responsible for a ponzi scheme that toppled the economy of a small island nation and left thousands jobless.
Barky Madoff?
Bernie Mastoff
Nobody will be calling him “Saint Bernard” anymore.
Let’s get hypothetical here:
What if we are the ones behind bars and he is sad to see us throwing our lives away?
Woah.
That actually makes a billion times more sense.
Conductor.Cat.
This dog is looking at porn — guaranteed.
child porn, no doubt.
To be fair, he’s probably only a couple of years old himself.
that’s 14 in dog years, bro
This monkey is very busy. Please do not bother him.
Monday Monkey lives for the weekend, sir.
That’s monkey business.
I’m gonna catch this Lindsay dame see
Chareth Cutestory’s day job.
Maritime lawyer?
Formal attire doesn’t change the fact that when that dog comes home, it’s going to want child porn.
This kitty works as a talk-show host.
Winston!
That’s Winston! He is Rich FourFour’s cat.
Did you see him on the bike a few days back?
http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2010/07/winston-in-a-bike-basket.html
This surely means that a Birdie/Winston meeting of minds is imminent.
Obviously, the feeling is unapproachable.
Oh gosh I think my ovaries would give up on children if this happened because whatever springs forth from these loins could not dream of being as cute as a Winston/ Birdie meeting.
Longwinded way of saying: Yes, make it work.
Winston on guard duty for the bananas.
What ’bout a picture of LINDSAY dressed for work? Is that even possible? What would that even mean?
Given Lindsay’s reputation for being difficult and never showing up she hasn’t really had muchwork these past few years
Uh, I think she goes to work today. Work for her means jail, right?
that being a Boston, is this a scene from The Town?
SPOILER ALERT!
Does that guard dog only have three legs? If so, that “Telephone” parody just got a little bit more interesting.
Off to the poetry slam!
He has a hard time snapping (no fingers, it’s just clicking), but the power of his experimental free verse makes up for it.
What IS it? And (wait for it…) can I have one?
Aardvark?
I think?
I would high-five him all day long.
Okay, if you continue to get all these awesome pets, I demand to meet them.
I can’t believe I am about to admit this in “public,” but I recently watched Old Dogs (don’t judge, we were drunk), and the best part of this awful movie was how the second half took place at the Burlington Zoo. As in, the Burlington, VT zoo. We were drunk enough that it took us a few minutes to register how NOT a real thing that is.
Maybe I should start the Burlington zoo with all of my new pets, since it already seems to be a tourist attraction.
This made me laugh aloud. If a coworker heard me and asked what I was laughing at, I planned on telling them “the Burlington Zoo!” and refusing to explain.
I keep on laughing, while also getting sadder, because the Burlington Zoo would be such a silly place. I can’t even figure out what animals they would have, cause there’s no way they would have the standard lion deal. And they’d have to make it wicked animal friendly and as non-cagey as possible. The petting area would be the biggest attraction ever, and probably the only petting zoo where the adults outnumbered the children.
MY Burlington Zoo would focus primarily on miniature donkeys and other small barnyard animals. It would be in an open field. It would be sponsored by the CoOp and Al’s would sell food from a cart.
So…it would basically be the Tunbridge Fair?
I want to go there.
Arthur?
The dog is frowning because his foreman’s a cat.
GO BULLDOGS!
Gabe, if you don’t post the 6th Mel Gibson tape, how will I know if he’s still got it?
I should have just stuck with talking about Lindsay. This business is TOO HARD.
http://www.freakingnews.com/Frog-Pictures-34235.asp
I just wanted to point out that that astrocat is named Steve. Hi Steve!
That’s Captain Steve to you! Show some respect.
Yay Klaxons.
Bearstronauts! Yeah!
It’s casual Tuesday at the lemur office.
Wow, at my office, casual Tuesday has never meant ‘naked’……yet.
Oh, cool, what a nice picture I just posted! -_-
What’s her job? Is she covering up some sort of illegal pool hall scheme? (see lone pool ball on the “bed”..aka a pool table incognito to hide from the fuzz during an elaborate pool hall raid)
Does this count? LILO!
Lilo, or LOLO?!
It counts more than anything else has ever counted.
one desk puppy, please!
So cute! Just don’t ask him for tech support…
These actually ARE at work:
For some reason, this picture terrifies me.
Ha, that monkey’s name is “Whiplash” and he (or someone who looked like him) came to my college every year (as did graduate Jeff Dunham).
You know, I think I gave that college too much money.
In Texas, they have these little guys at all the rodeos. So this might be like Whiplash no. 7 or something.
You might say you were the financial department’s…puppet.
*sunglasses*
My dog has sort of a strange job. Don’t judge.
Work is for suckers.
This picture makes me think of Owen Wilson?
“Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need…roads.”
Also, it’s tough to say Lindsay Lohan = old news, when you’re talking about Conan O’Brien getting screwed over two posts down.
I’m trying to get a pair of Doggles, but for humans. Do they make those?
Yes. See Seth Green in “Can’t Hardly Wait”
Chareth Cutestory’s night job.
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/dancing-animals-22-e1272595290121.jpg?w=500&h=375
this cat is dressed for work:
Same w these dogs
and these hogs
Uhhh…
I’m helping.
Best Videogum comment exchange so far.
Let’s go dredge the lake
Damned suit doesn’t fit right…
Gibson is the newest LF for the Yankees.
Phffffft…does that dog even have a (legal) job?
This is really depressing, since my dog got laid off a few months ago due to cutbacks in the accounting department.
This made me depressed.
(actually, he doesn’t look like he’s going to work anytime soon; sorry)
looks familiar….
After a slow morning, Cody ponders just how long the boycott will last.
This is my cat, Frank. He’s had a long day at the office.
Now there’s a cat who knows how to wear houndstooth.
It’s just so rare these days, ya know?
Perhaps things would have turned out differently for Lindsay if she had hired this guy:
He’s very good.
Attorney at Paw(s)!
Premiering this Fall!
attorney at lawls
I bet he has a paw-fect record. Can I do that?
He’s also the best ambulance chaser in the business!
It’s a cat-dog!
Ha ha ha!! the dog having on glasses is looking very funny!! I could not stop myself from laughing.
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