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Which of these upcoming Asian horror movies is more hilarious: is it Toilet 105 about a haunted toilet that eats used tampons or something? Or is it Raped by Satan, which could be about anything, really? Hmmm. Toilet 105, or Raped by Satan. On the one hand, you have Toilet 105. But on the other hand, you have Raped by Satan. This is going to be a tough one. Let’s go over the options one more time. Remember: the question is which is more hilarious. The first option is a movie about a haunted toilet called Toilet 105, and the second option is a movie called Raped by Satan. Take your time. Would you like to see some trailers? No problem.
Trailers for Toilet 105 and Raped by Satan after the jump:
Toilet 105 trailer, you guys:
Raped by Satan trailer, you guys:
Now that you have all the evidence, it is time to make your choice. Toilet 105? Raped by Satan? Both are hilarious, yes, but only one can be MORE hilarious.
The results of this poll will be irrefutable, and most of all, IMPORTANT. (Via Twitch and Twitch.)
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Hmmm, is Mel Gibson in Raped by Satan? This affects my decision.
Is there an application that will automatically add Toilet 1 – Toilet 104 to my Netflix queue? I’m going to need to catch up on the backstory.
You beat me! You brilliant, quick witted Taco!
I think the real question here is: what is happening in the 2nd floor bathrooms?
On second thought, this is not a relevant reply to facetaco. I shall take my comment down to the comment basement.
I would skip Toilet 39. Real shoddy writing in that one. Soured the series a bit for me,
That’s the one with Paolo and Nicki, right?
Can someone please make a gif of the entire trailer for Raped By Satan?
At least the scene where the one guy is frightened by his own boner.
He seemed more bemused to me.
I picked Raped By Satan on account of not having seen Toilets 1-104.
I thought Toilet 101 was pretty essential.
Well, it all comes down to this: If I were being raped by Satan, I would be really scared. If I were being eaten by a haunted toilet, sure some part of me would be afraid of the pain and dying, but I would mostly just have to laugh becuase I am being eaten by a haunted toilet.
We all laugh, but remember how stupid we all thought a movie about a videotape that kills you 7 days after after you watched it was?
Yes, and I still laugh about how stupid it was.
Well she wasn’t rape-raped by Satan.
Satan’s such a bonehead.
Secret option c — Develivator.
I was hoping for Raped by Toilet 105.
Gabe would use Trailer #2 for Toilet 105
Toilet 105 is more hilarious because TOILET. Anyway, back to watching my Jeff Dunham: Best of Bubba J DVDs.
i agree completely because TOILET.
and rape is a dark subject which tends to be disturbing.
The second movie’s title is poorly translated. It is actually called “Wrapped in Seitan.” It is a moving tale about a vegan who is allergic to gluten.
Move over, Norm MacDonald
What? Are you replacing me with Colin Quinn?
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I’m looking forward to when you host my VH1 roast (feat. Kat Williams, Jeffery Ross, Bushwick Bill and Walter Mondale).
I actually know a vegan that’s allergic to gluten. True story. He can eat like…4 things.
My initial reaction, before watching the trailers, was that I would pick “Toilet 105.” But now, after watching, I am going to have to go with “Raped by Satan.” That devil-baby-spawn sealed the deal for me.
Seriously, they had to hire a midget… sorry dwarf, to play a devil baby.
Agreed. Based on titles, I figured Toilet 105′s gotta be more hilarious, I mean, that’s just ridiculous. Raped by Satan sounds like it’d be campy but still disturbing. Then I watched the trailers. It’s the opposite.
Raped by Satan…sounds like an old SVU episode
In my experience, toilets are inherently funnier than rape.
Yikes, grim experience.
They don’t call me Grim Akins for nothing.
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Downvote me, will you? Riposte!
Did an Asian Tommy Wiseau direct both of these films?
I think it was Tommy’s non-union Mexican equivalent.
Tomas Wisbergo?
I blame the existence both of these films on mercury poisoning from sushi.
OK Mr. Piven
In my experience, toilets can definitely deliver a reign of horror unlike anything else. Besides, Rosemary’s Baby 2 does have the unique advantage of having a sex scene between a girl and an invisible man.
Whoops title correction! Rosemary’s Baby 2: Electric Boogaloo.
The fact they number toilets is startling to say the least but then so is being raped by Satan.
I couldn’t watch the trailers because, well, I’m a girl and everything scares me. Even scary movies that are not scary. So I pick Toilet 105 because toilets.
Total ripoff of rape toilet, the toilet that rapes people and then defecates on their corpse
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I’m gonna have to go with “Raped by Satan” because it has more boners, invisible groping and terrible makeup. In related news, Paramount Pictures Japan is remaking “Ghost” starring the chick from the original “Ring.” http://www.nipponcinema.com/blog/asian-remake-of-ghost-in-the-works
Neither. The obvious winner is Strippers VS. Zombies:
http://techland.com/2010/06/10/zombie-vs-strippers-flick-brings-out-the-emoticon-in-me/
(obviously NSFW)
It may not be as scary, but if this isn’t the funniest thing I’ve ever seen I will be VERY DISAPPOINTED.
I prefer Zombie Strippers.
The upside of Zombie Strippers is that you can tell people that you’re watching a movie based on a French absurdist play, thus turning a movie about Zombie Strippers into an excuse for pretentious behavior.
And Toilet 105 is based on a novel. La-di-da.
Nicholas Sparks takes a book from the shelf etc etc….
First of all, this movie is called Strippers5 vs. Zombies, which is definitely a funnier title. I guess the film Strippers Part 5 is fighting Zombies? That is amazing.
Raped by Satan, because I find it pretty hilarious that all the Prince of Darkness wants to do in this infinite lifespan is pose as a teenage boy in his old Dead Presidents costume and prey on the helpless young. “Welcome to the Rape Crisis Center Hotline. If you have been raped, press 1. If you have been rape-raped, press 2. If you have been raped by the unholy supernatural and are now bearing the Antichrist, press 3.”
Something I’m sure we can all agree upon based on recent discussions is that the actress in Raped by Saitan is looking fiiiiiine, and that thankfully the promo poster faithfully reproduces that of the film on which it is based: “Frocked by Loose Fur”
those is some arrested development-level wordplays, son.
Shouldn’t they make a sequel to both called “Toilet Raped by Satan”? It could, for obvious reasons, star Rosie O’Donnell.
I read that poster as “Raped by Seitan”, which is how I often feel after eating chinese food
I think the real question is: what is happening in the 2nd floor bathrooms?
Toilet 105 was one of the easiest courses I took at college. It wasn’t until Toilet 215 that I got raped by Satan.
I like how Seitan is just a dude in white face paint.
Just like Captain Howdy.
Whoops, I think they mixed up the “Raped by Satan” movie title with the poster for that other upcoming horror film, “The Torsos Have Eyes”.
(Don’t Get) Raped by Satan is just more blatant anti-Juggalo propaganda. All y’all Haterz make me straight up wanna kill a bitch!
Toilet 105 is actually a remake of an American film…
In the end, they’ll…? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. I get it.
To be fair, it’s not the toilet that’s evil, it’s the poop-covered girl that lives INSIDE the toilet! Just wanted to be clear.
Also, I figured out a quick and easy solution to stop people from getting eaten/licked by the toilet monster.
You’re welcome!
Didn’t know there were juggalos in the Philippines.
The films are from Indonesia, stupid.
My question is… How does anyone come up with this stuff?
Haunted Toilet/bathroom?
Satan the rapist?
What was the conversation between the writers and the investors?
“I have this really great, original idea about (A. this toilet that eats people (B. Satan the rapist! Doesn’t that just sound like a fantastic movie? Now, what about my money?”
Investors? Did you watch the trailers?
Good point…… but someone had to pay the toilet.
This movie was a pet project for the toilet–it agreed to get paid on the back end.
I vote for the toilet movie, but I think I’ll wait for the American remake set in Kentucky- Turlet 105.
No means no, Satan!
Toilet 105, no contest. And the sequel? Backyard Bidet. “This summer . . . there’s no privacy.”
Didn’t Joss Whedon foresee this coming wave of toilet horror?
Buffy: There he is, on the Hellmouth, all day, every day. That’s gotta be like being showered with evil. Only from underneath.
Willow: Not really a shower.
Buffy: A bidet. Like a bidet of evil.
I’m pretty sure Raped by Satan is just a porn. Watch out for the boner ghost.
young Japanese girls will never be threatening.
Except, of course, to your freedom. From JAIL.
Even those Indonesian Japanese?
Raped By Satan honestly looks like fetish porn to me…though knowing the Japanese, Toilet 105 could be porn too.
if only there was raped by toilet 105. decisions decisions.
no comment…i’d like to avoid last weeks fiasco
well, except that these are both Indonesian films…not Japanese as some comments have made reference too
I’m really torn here because both look SO DAMN GOOD.
You have ghost toilets and pad licking in one and you have mime sex and boners in the other.
The thing about Raped By Satan is that it could very well be a remake of the movie Born which is the BEST movie I’ve ever seen. The only difference I can tell are the rape scenes. In Born she is raped by Satan via a tree and an electrical storm, not Satan wearing an invisibility cloak. I think I’ll go with Raped by Satan just for the birthing bits.
Moaning Myrtle is getting serious!
Now excuse me, I have to get back to being a virgin forever.
Toilet 105: Shit just got real.
I can’t bring myself to watch the trailers. I’m Asian and those Indonesian horror movies I watched as a kid still traumatised me even though they rely on really cheap, often hilarious, special effects. They are grounded on some well known urban legends, imo it’s a cutural thing. Similar to how I’d never find The Shining or most Western movies scary.
The Ring scene someone upthread posted still terrifies me. Our ghosts have to have scraggly hair, poorly applied whiteface and barely functioning limbs okay?
That’s hilarious — last week I watched the Shining with a pribumi girl, and she just couldn’t see what was supposed to be scary. However, this pic would do the trick:
Was this pic worth all the effort? Short answer: probably not
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