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'Sup, pogs!
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As someone who works in public health, that is very unsanitary.
As someone who works in looking-at-cute-things, I don’t care.
There are either 2 ways this could have happened, either the parents put their kid in a watermelon, or they let their kid get stuck in a watermelon, either way cute video bad parenting
Has anyone considered that the baby was stuck inside the watermelon and eating his way out?
There is another possibility you might have failed to consider:
I apologize.
i think we need to have a talk about where babies come from, ian.
a stork delivers a watermelon and the baby has to eat it’s way out, right?
everyone knows that a stork, he umm, he drops it down and then, and then, a hole goes in your body and there’s blood everywhere, coming out of your head and then you push your belly button and then your butt falls off and then you hold your butt and you have to dig and you find the little baby.
Are we sure the title isn’t missing a hyphen, and this is in fact a baby-eating watermelon? Because it looks to me like the watermelon is winning this fight.
See you are the Gathering!
I don’t think that baby is ethnic enough to feel the wrath of Gallagher.
Wait a minute, that’s that fake ass Gilligan motherfucker!
No wonder Awesome Dre feels so threatened!
Won’t somebody think of the upholstery!
I KNOW! That couch looks like it costs more than my house!
(I live in a grapefruit.)
I don’t think I’ll ever get used to the sight of human birth.
I think the watermelon is eating it’s way out of the chair.
And THAT is how babies are born.
Obligatory:
Damn! I was too late!
The question that this begs is: What is the best music to listen to while wearing a watermelon?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cltwERxX7Ss ?
Good choice. Might I suggest http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERQzl4xDpXk ?
The National – Melonworld
Stay in the watermelon, kid…. There’s only pain outside of the watermelon.
Plagiarist youtuber!
Did i do it right steve?
I hate it when you buy a watermelon, bring it home, get all ready to eat it, and then discover a baby inside of it.
it’s worse when you cut right down the middle without looking, and then start wondering why your watermelon is so crunchy
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(DISCLAIMER: This is an awful idea and we, the producers of this product, are awful people who are trying to make a quick buck from gullible middle-class liberalists who think sleeping in a watermelon brings them closer to nature. But not as awful as the parents who put their baby in a fucking watermelon.)
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The watermelon’s fruit is no doubt tainted with baby poop by now
Anne Geddes, FTW
Anne Geddes, WTF.
I wish they had posted the whole video where the baby starts and it is a whole watermelon. Truly an amazing sight to see.
Notsewfast something wet Diaper something something.*
*upvotes for meta something etc.
Flashforward 30 years:
what is thi….why…….why?
Everyone warns kids not to eat watermelon seeds…
Lest they develop watermelon exoskeletons?
The truth really is out there.
this is a very strange dog walk. (oof!)
Somebody should really stop that baby from eating Gushers next time.
THE BABY IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE WATERMELON.
(perfect.)
It’s all downhill from here. That baby will never do anything better than that.
Ha ha ha!! isn’t it funny!! I am sure that has no teeth to chew watermelon.
iRenew
SERIOUSLY! LOL!