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Deadline Hollywood: “Will Smith has attached himself to star in and produce The Legend Of Cain, an epic re-telling of the Biblical sibling tale, this time with a vampiric twist.” I give this idea TWO BARFS UP.
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
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Next on the Hollywood chopping block: The story of Sodom and Gomorrah. With werewolves! Starring Keanu Reeves.
Joseph gets sold to the Egyptians by his brothers, but becomes a hero when he fights the mummy plague! Starring Jake Lloyd.
Tale as old as time. God creates man in his image, and makes the perfect woman for him. Toss in a wacky serpent sidekick and you’ve got an “Exit to Eden.” Starring John Cusack.
Owen Wilsssssssssssssonnn!
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Is this what Hell looks like?
Joshua fought the Battle of Jericho…against Cthulhu!
team cain!
Team Abel! I want to be his stupid ner tamid! (because Jewish Eternal Lamp jokes! LOLZZZZZ!!)
The MPAA has a tentative PG-13 on this, so we can’t pan it until it has seven sequels.
#evenmoreobscure
Tweeeeen fiiiiight
Can’t be any worse than Hancock, nothing could be worse than Hancock
That sounds like a dare. You’d better hope Will Smith doesn’t read this and take you up on that.
Looks like someone has been mining my 7th grade reading list for inspiration!
http://www.amazon.com/Book-Nod-Sam-Chupp/dp/1565040783
I was thinking the exact same thing. I was also a horrible geek. (upvotes)
I’m still waiting for George Romero’s remake of “The Passion.”
You lost me at “Will Smith”
there we go
I kept trying to hit play… Derp
So did I.
I am amused by the notion that this movie benefits from a high definition transfer.
Somehow, the special feel of “Straight to DVD” does not yet translate to BluRay.
(This was to be a reply to That One’s post. Sorry.)
It’s the story of Job, taking back what was rightfully his by force, with sort of a zombie twist. Starring Owen Wilson.
On the bright side, Deadline Hollywood reported this, which means it isn’t true, and all evidence of that post will be scrubbed.
And god said, thou shall sucketh from all the creatures of the land, except from that guy of the knowledge of good and evil.
Is this in the Undead Testament?
there’s only one legend of Cain i’m interested in seeing…
Set in modern day Philadelphia, brothers Cain (Kanye West) and Abel (Will Smith) struggle to make ends meet for their single mother who holds two jobs just to keep their family together. But when Abel starts gaining praise from a local drug lord (Samuel Jackson), Cain retaliates in a jealous rage, resulting in deadly consequences…with a vampiric twist(?).
The drug lord is a vampire, and he sucks on the junkies to get high! (plus endless upvotes!)
As if Nino Brown wasn’t already the baddest mother in town!
The story was already irrelevant by the time they entered that damn bar in the middle of the desert.
Oh hell NAW!
Shouldn’t it be “I Am Legend of Cain”?
I Am Legend of Bagger Vance.
“There are those whose teeth are swords, whose fangs are knives, to devour the poor from off the earth, the needy from among mankind. ”
-Proverbs 30:14
Jesus Frankenstein
A well-meaning, small time healer resurrects an executed criminal called Lazarus, the undead monster goes on a rampage. Hilarity ensues. ***
Ewan McGregor, Mel Gibson.
Rated R