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And thus, the Great Jeremy London Saga 2010 reaches its inevitable conclusion: on a fucking reality TV show. From Vh1 Blog:
Similar to the first three cycles, the fourth season of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew will follow the real-life experiences of celebrity patients undergoing detoxification and treatment at the Pasadena Recovery Center. The show will include Jeremy London (Party of Five, 7th Heaven), Rachel Uchitel (Infamous Party Planner), Janice Dickinson (The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency), Leif Garrett (Musician), Frankie Lons (Keyshia Cole’s mother), Jason Wahler (The Hills) and Jason Davis (Socialite).
Oh sure. It just so happens that Jeremy London was kidnapped by people after they helped him fix his car and drove his wife home, at which point they definitely held a gun to his head and forced him to “smoke drugs” and also buy alcohol for people in the neighborhood (this story never gets less confusing nor less hilarious) but he ALSO needs help via the services of a Vh1 reality show to deal with his addiction. TWO SEPARATE UNRELATED THINGS THAT ARE HAPPENING IN HIS NORMAL LIFE, BOTH OF THEM VERY NORMAL AND NOT AT ALL BASED ON LIES OR DELUSIONAL SELF-OBSESSION. The end. (Or is it?) (Jeremy London is my totem.)
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I knew it would come to this! Is it wrong that I am jumping up and down like a 12 year old girl at Justin Beiber concert? The anticipation of the season premiere is killing me!
I’m sorry, Tara, President of the Justin Bieber Fan Club. I spelled “Bieber” wrong above…Does this mean that you have to push me off a building now or something?
She has to step on your toes. WATCH OUT
I love that “Mother of Someone Sort of Famous,” “Socialite,” and “Party Planner/Professional Mistress” are all considered celebrities to the VH-1 family.
Gives hope to poor schlubs like me who will never get to taste the salty, gunpowder-and-crack taste of fame.
“grimakins”, fame is a curse and not something that you should pine for. Privacy is under rated
Steve, you’re a Grammy-nominated musician. I will take your word for it.
Don’t forget castmember of the Hills.
Oh, I thought those were other VH1 shows.
I just wish they had gotten a more exciting “lady who talked about having sex sometimes with Tiger Woods” than “former Bottle Girl interviewed by NY Magazine.” I was sort of hoping for “madam who posed in an unzipped swimsuit for Vanity Fair” or “Italian lady who is probably actually a prostitute.”
Then again, Janice Dickinson!
They’re going to have to kidnap me and put a gun to my head to force me to watch this show.
We’ll force you to smoke some drugs as well — can’t be too careful!
I assume that when the recaps show up on Videogum, our story will be that crackheads forced us, at gunpoint, to watch each episode.
Do you think Jason Davis self-identifies as a “Socialite?”
It’s easier to identify yourself as a “Socialite” than it is as an “Obese Plague on Humanity.”
Good point. I’m changing my email signature as we speak.
did you watch him on the millionaire matchmaker? this shit is going to be awesome.
It would be rad if during the entire show they make lots of jokey drug references to Dazed and Confused for Jeremy London’s benefit and he has to explain over and over again that he wasn’t in that movie.
I imagine that the producers of Celebrity Rehab are pretty upset right now that they didn’t just go ahead and spring for IMDB Pro so that they wouldn’t have made this mistake.
you can actually just use regular Imdb, no pro
“Infamous Party Planner” — my business card in about a week.
i think it’s significant that the two biggest stars on this season are jeremy london (party of five, ridiculous kidnapping stories) and some guy from the hills (the hills).
COME ON! Frankie Lons is definitely the biggest star of this one. She is the epitome of Glamour!
Janice Dickerson is the only other one I recognized, because, her face.
of course I didn’t recognize her well enough to spell her name right
I literally know who none of those people are, besides Jeremy London. Were they all forced to smoke crack at gunpoint, too?
I believe Janice Dickenson was the one at the other end of the gun.
I didn’t sign up to go to Celebrity Rehab, some black guy kidnapped me and then left me off here, and he also gave me $20 bucks since he said I looked like I could use it
-Jeremy London
I hate you Dr. Drew. Your stupid radio program makes my 10pm drive home the worst. I’d rather listen to NOTHING than your dumb show…and so i do.
Definitely he is a creep. Imagine being married to him. First you’re all, Honey you work late let’s have separate bedrooms so you don’t wake me up when you come home at 2 a.m. after the radio show; eventually it’s his & hers Jacuzzis and two separate soy milks in the fridge because you KNOW he drinks out of the carton and you don’t want his backwash.
You guys clearly don’t remember him on love lines with The Poorman (KROQ version, not MTV.) Drew would talk to some kid about sex and The Poorman would yell “you were eating at the SU-SHI baaaaaaaaaaaaar.” Written, it’s not quite as great as I remember it, but it’s still pretty great.
that’s your husband
That’s my spinsterhood.
umm, there are other stations, no?
no. i just have the one station asshole. OBVIOUSLY if there was anything besides Love Line or country or John Tesh I would listen to something else…but there is not. …and my car doesn’t always pick up NPR (#boo)
Welcome to Kansas: Bring an MP3 player.
oh, god, Kansas, I’m so sorry
I was going to say that I’ve had some good times in Kansas City, but it was in the Missouri part. Sorry.
Kansas is fine…it is more than fine, it is lovely…it just has a lot of Country Music stations…and so when my awesome “alternative” station chooses to air “Dr. Drew gives bad advice to idiots in an exploitive manner” I am just SOL for radio. Also at 6:30 Sunday Mornings they play some Finance show? I mean, I am not a Radio Programmer but I do drive at odd times and I would appreciate if my outdated media kept me entertained. What do you expect me to do? Pay for something to make this go away?
i actually still enjoy listening to loveline, and wish i had a reason to be in the car at 10:00 at night. without adam carolla, it isn’t as good, but i still like it.
I shamlessly love Dr. Drew. And I actually listen to Loveline every morning via the iPhone app. The callers crack me up with their stupidity.
there is an iphone app to listen to loveline? that makes me want an iphone. i’m sure you can listen to the show online, but when i’m in front of a computer, i’m either at work or watching television… priorities.
also, a few nights ago i had a dream that dr. drew was my doctor. the dream was weird and scary, but him being my doctor was the part that seemed normal.
Why aren’t Jeremy London’s kidnappers going to be on Celebrity Rehab 4? At this point, aren’t they bigger stars than he is?
“Cycles”??? Why isn’t it just called a “season”? When did this become a normal thing?
Because you look forward to a new one about as much as you look forward to your period starting?
I just read that Rachel Uchitel has said that she does not use Drugs or Alcohol, but rather is addicted to love….not sex. Because if it was sex she could have been on the Sex Addiction show. Her problem is Love and sleeping with married men. THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN.
She might as well face it.
She’s addicted to love!
Might as well face it – (horn solo)…
Watch out people. Genius at work!
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This guy knows.
Aw shucks, and I thought I was being clever. You win this round, Grimakins and WInwood!
I’m glad we can all come together as a family again after the unfortunate controversy this morning with the dispute over the Leonardo Dicaprio reboot of Flatliners.
I can already imagine what the interview process will be like:
Dr. Drew: Jeremy, what happens when you first take the drugs?
Jeremy: Well, first they knock me OUT COLD and then I wake up all DAZED AND CONFUSED.
Dr. Drew: Is this what really happens, or are you just plugging movies your brother has been in?
Jeremy: Are you accusing me of lying? Be careful, I may break out into THE RAGE: CARRIE 2.
“personally, i grew up a MALLRAT and first tried drugs at a PARTY OF FIVE. I was BAD TO THE BONE as those drugs took me to 7TH HEAVEN…but like every washed up actor, all i really want is some attention. TELL ME YOU LOVE ME?”
new party game?
Jeremy: I can’t take anymore of this crap. I’m out of here. THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, JULIE NEWMAR!
jeremy: in order to explore my inner demons, i will have to take a JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH [TV]
When he goes to court he can just be like “Judge, I obviously hit rock bottom. As you can see. Sunday nights at 10pm eastern on VH1.”
Leif Garrett??!
I believe this is his second tour on Celebrity Rehab if I’m not mistaken. He’s a little methyer than that now
SECOND tour? You mean it didn’t work the first time? All of my faith is lost for Leif
Enjoy his glory days here: http://www.shaunsayre.com/70s/fads/leif.htm
No, not his second time on Celebrity Rehab, but I’m sure not his first time in rehab rehab.
I “FINALLY” had a chance to see 2012 this weekend. Besides it being Amanda Peet’s tour de force, it was a really uplifting story with a fantastic ending. Only because I get to hear stories like this and grow ever so hopeful that it happens.
i see you also have starz. it was a john cusak weekend. first serendipity, then 2012.
and just like that attention whore the Linbergh Baby, Jeremy London uses a kidnapping to stay famous.
Anyone know if his poor “kidnapper” is still sitting in jail right now?
I’ve been waiting for you London…
Say hello to my little friend…
I bet that devious Jeremy London will knock out Jason and plant him in the rehab clinic (they have to go to a clinic right) while he drives off in to the meth hazed distance.
I’ m Jason! dot com?
for better/worse for a second i though it said frankie muniz
What’s Dickinson’s addiction, being in shit reality shows? Botox? The sound of her own foghorn voice?
Making Bronson Pinchot cry?
Where my Jasons and Jeremys at????
Awwww yeah.
Leif is on celebrity rehab, but who will replace him on Smoking Gun Presents: The World’s Dumbest?
Also Dr. Drew is a horrible person.