It’s the most wonderful time of the year, my ninjas.
Is it just me, or has the Gathering of the Juggalos become self-aware in a way that is alarming? Is the Gathering of the Juggalos our generation’s SkyNet? For one thing, the lineup of the musicians at this year’s event is unapproachable. There are actual rap legends performing at this thing (and also Afroman). Hannibal Buress is performing this year? Please be careful, Hannibal Buress! Moreover, they definitely seem to be in on the joke at this point in a way that takes most of the fun out of it. Oh well. But also, let’s be honest: they are not in on the joke in a way that takes ALL the fun out of it. There is so much fun in this joke still!
And also, everything that comes out of their mouths, including but not limited to:
“You’ll meet people, make future best friends, you’ll probably get laid.”
“And making her debut on the mic, the girl I actually went to high school with, no lie: Tila Tequila.”
“Fuck yeah, cuz ain’t no two juggalos alike, truthfully.”
“You know myself along with Dayton Family, and the Axe Murder Boys are throwing a hatchet house bubble foam party!”
Helicoptor rides. Sure.
And my perennial favorite:
Unfortunately, it appears that hayrides will not be available this year. That must have been a Limited Edition 10th Anniversary Special Activity. (Thanks for the tip, Austin, Jim, Tyler, SarcasticMeow, and OuestN.)