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Yo veggie hot dogs,
Whether you are a cool cat who knows that you don’t have to smoke yucky cigarettes to be a cool cat, or a neat lady who just wants to be herself and not let anyone tell her who she can or can’t be, we all have something in common: we all love to join clubs. Diet Mr. Pibb. Nothing says “Hey, I’m not some lonely nerd who’s all alone that no one will ever love or want to be friends with” like being a member of a very cool club. Ask your teachers if your school as a Mathletes program!
You might also be interested in the Justin Bieber fan club. But first, you need to know the rules:
The Justin Bieber Fan Club is surprisingly violent. Be safe out there you guys, if you have not already killed yourselves. (Via EpicPonyz.)
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Stop posting videos of children embarrassing themselves!
And I am not a veggie hot dog! I am a human being!
It’s Friday!
WE’VE GOT A JUSTIN BIEBER FAN CLUB OF OUR OWN! Pats on the back all around!
http://videogum.com/chat
Man, Ellen Page is fiiiiiiiiiine, pronounced “foyne”
You mean this girl gets in the Teen Korner and that other one doesn’t? What kind of a Korner is this? I refuse to “F” this girl!
Eff. Eff you, me.
Fair enough.
That wasn’t a correction of your spelling, by the way, I just thought it was a great line.
I can dig it.
Let me just take a moment out of my busy day to thank you for using the term “F” rather than spelling out the word “Fuck” because if there is one thing that I and everyone else here values is having our sensitive and very delicate sensibilities spared the torturous horror of having to be exposed to extremely unpleasant and offensive words like the word “Fuck”. Frankly, I think that the word “Fuck” should never be written or spoken ever. It’s like my entire world would come crashing down all around me and life as we know it would end if the word “Fuck” is uttered. I think we all owe a huge debt of thanks to “dbub223″ and all his/her hard work in this endeavor. Thank you, sir/maam.
PSYCHE! Just kiddin’!
Also, it makes more sense to quote the girl, who says “f” rather than “fuck.” Cool editorial, though, Steve.
Go fuck yourself, Steve.
This is just a Jessi Slaughter waiting to happen.
Apparently telling your detractors to kill themselves is the new pogs.
Our youth:
Predators was okay.
bra-vo.
When I was in 6th grade computer science class (we learned DOS, and how to put stuff on a 5.25″ floppy disk), my teacher would give us pogs as positive reinforcement. It saddens me to think of him giving out telling-your-detractors-to-kill-themselves instead. If he’s not dead, because of how long ago I was in 6th grade.
Slammers?
Slammers if you get a 100 on a test.
Windows 95 was around by the time Pogs became a big deal. Did you go to one of them inner city schools?
Yeah man, I was playing Sim Ant on those floppy disks long before I was poggin’ it up (just kidding, I hated pogs and went straight to Magic: The Gathering).
We were either late on computers, or early on pogs.
And of course I read “5.25″ floppy disk” as “5.25″ floppy dick.”
Don’t worry, though, I bookmarked the Citizen’s Self-Arrest form for times like these. Bye, everybody!
http://www.ou.edu/oupd/selfarr2.htm
I took my all my pogs to school but someone (Clara) stole them from my tray. Back then, stealing pogs was the new pogs.
The first rule of Justin Bieber Fan Club is you do not talk about Justin Bieber. Ever. Or play his music. Or acknowledge his existence in any way.
Does that mean I’m a founding member? Yay! You’re all invited to not talk about that dude (who? Exactly!) with us!
100% Loud.
This was so quotable. It definitely looks like something I’d have made as a kid. Teen. Last summer. Whatever.
This girl is pretty much my new spirit animal.
(Also I am incredibly glad that youtube did not exist when I was her age.)
Fight Club sure has changed a lot…
I just patted myself on the back even though I don’t love the Biebz. in yo face 8 year old
i would rather see more mel gibson coverage than make fun of 9-12 year old girls all day. if i wanted to do that i’d just be a camp counselor.
I know.
The cute animals and crappy music videos need to step up.
i’ll start:
I’m starting a campaign to stop any usage of youtube by people under the age of ten, on grounds of you’re fucking obnoxious
Today’s Videogum is sponsored by Planned Parenthood apparently.
F U, me!!! That’s my name!!!
Also: Always Be Concealingyourphonenumber
What a cocktease. “Good luck trying to get my number!”
Will they have a Justin Bieber Club app for my Zune OR NOT?
This makes me wonder where her parents are. Why are parents letting their children use web cams and post videos on the internet? She is going to be so embarassed when she grows up. However, if the internet had existed when I was kid, I would have definitely posted weird videos about New Kids on the Block.
I once sent a very weird video (tape on a for reals video camera) to MTV to be on the show Fannatic because I wanted to meet Joey McIntrye. I was far too old to be making such weird videos. So glad we didn’t have the youtubes then.
Ahhh, yes, FANatic. I made one for Blink 182 around ’99 on a clunky video camera. Invest that in you Lolk…But even worse, my friends and I use to make horror movies on said camcorder. And had Youtube been around, my current life would be ruined.
Youtube is the boom box (with a built-in mic, of course) of today.
When I was in high school, I found a whole shoebox full of tapes I had made as a kid talking about all kinds of stupid stuff including the New Kids (Hi, Danny!), and I was so embarrassed. I was basically this girl, but instead of talking the Grammys, I made fake Corn Pop commercials.
This week is a demonstration of Interweb Karmic Balance. For every Double Rainbow( OH MY GOD!) we have weeks like this one.
SHE SAID HI TO MEEEEE!!!
I am nervous that her older sisters are going to see this and they are not Justin Bieber fans (or they LIE about it).
Remember. Never like your sisters.
WOAH! RULE NUMBER 1 IS INTENSE!
Yes I much prefer to just step on someone’s toes if they’re not a JB fan.
Stepping on their toes, though? What is this, a 1930′s slapstick vaudeville? These guys know what I’m talking about:
“Never like your sisters” is just solid advice however you look at it.
Pats on the back for me then! And by back I mean cock. It’s still cool to quote Superbad, right? Or just Borat? Wahwahweewah!
it is most certainly not cool to quote that to this post.
OOPS, don’t miss me too much while I am in jail for the next 3567 years! That was a major offence!
Rule seven. Two shots of whiskey before breakfast
I thought you were just supposed to brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack?
I’m a member of the club and I didn’t even know it.
Idea! How about we just post kids being wicked awesome instead?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2hZiPrzNz8&feature=related
Best band in town.
She’s such a cute little rockstar!
Oh man. I wish the internet existed when I was 5 years old and playing in “garage bands” with my big brother.
Oh dear, that sounds like something Chris Hansen would get excited for.
My big brother was only four years older than me, and we started our band because we couldn’t get to see Michael Jackson but were still inspired anyway.
This video’s making me nostalgic.
I can’t wait till this girl hits 14 or 15 and sees Fight Club and starts up an Edward Norton fan club.
She makes soap out of the stupid faces of Beiber haterz.
Next time someone asks for my number at a club I’m totally just going to make beeping noises at them. And then kill myself.
Do you not understand what happens when you turn the volume up to full on the tv? Enjoyment doesn’t increase as volume goes up. seriously though, everyone in her family must be dead from killing themselves or deaf.
Pogs!
This is so weird. I made a video that was almost identical to this one, only it was about my Lebron James fan club!
Seriously this little girl is soooo cute. But her parents are terrible. Where the fuck are they? Sucking dick for crack? Instead of preventing their eight year old daughter from posting videos on the internet!!!???
Childrenpeople should not have webcams.Can we institute rules like this for Videogum?
1) If you hate Topher Grace, kill yourself.
If That 70′s Show is on, snatch up the remote and crank that bitch up 100% LOUD!
he has made huge fan fallowing in quick . that is appreciable.
http://www.articlesbase.com/computers-articles/parental-control-a-complete-parental-control-software-review-2130892.html
I’m extremely lucky YouTube wasn’t around when I was this age. My reputation would have been in the shit hole.
YouTube is one thing but at least on PopstarRoulette you can vote people out. ridicoulos
Hollw my
mama