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At this week’s ESPY Awards, whatever those are, Tracy Morgan revealed his audition tapes for Invictus:
REEL TALK (get it? You get it): Invictus starring Tracy Morgan as Nelson Mandela and Matt Damon as Jason Bourne would be much better than Classic Invictus. Oh, I’m sorry, did things just get TOO real for you? (Via Vulture.)
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hello ESPYs, you are now less worse than the [insert MTV award show here].
I love this rugby team so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant
Needs more Nermal.
Garfield doesn’t care for Nermal. But like him or not, Nermal is here to stay! Or is he? Let’s read on…
The ESPYs was actually good this Year. Seth Meyers did a good job, and they mocked ESPNs LeBron Decision shit pretty good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wblTbid38U&feature=related
That made me smile.
Hilarious — not surprising, I guess, given that this video features Paul Rudd and Steve Carell.
Now I see how Ashley Greene ended up in the Twilight movies — she is a real-life vampire as is evidenced by her dead, dead eyes.
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it’s OK when black people say it.
There’s no PC peanut gallery here, otherwise you might be right, PC people would think Invictus to be a great and wonderful thing. People who think more intelligently about race than “PC people” would actually probably take issue with Invictus.
Not that you care….
So, I made you this.
why would people who think intelligent about race take issue with the invictus movie? what issue?
I haven’t seen it, so I’m judging based on my understanding of it and having seen similar movies. Movies like Invictus tend to treat race issues both simply and idealistically, so that there is one singular conflict that is resolved at the end of the movie, which lets people leave the theatre with a “Glad that’s over with” feeling better about themselves sentiment. There isn’t anything necessarily wrong with this, it’s just that these movies often pretend to be doing something much more complex and important than that.
In other words, fake and gay?
See, this is why I feel like we’d be friends who fight all the time, because my reaction to this was basically, “What? No, dammit, that’s not what, listen, don’t use gay like that, just, that’s like middle school offensive shit, but, well. Yes, pretty much you’re right.”
When I first read the headline, I thought Tracy Morgan was trying out for Equus.
Instant Tony.
Another one for the collage:
“I now have a picture of Tracy Morgan in my wallet” – Nelson Mandella
“I don’t have a wallet!” -Tracy Morgan
TomatoBank strikes again!
Props to Tracey Morgan for making the first-ever funny “This is Sparta!” reference. And this video only furthers my belief that he does 0 acting on 30 Rock, which I am totally okay with.
Booooh I’m a scary foreigner with a weird passport! I’m not allowed to watch your delicious videos als it is well known all stolen videos get stolen by scary foreigners like me!!! *boogaboogabooga*
Goddamnit America.
*long sigh*
Because I can’t watch the video. Probably should have said that.
Nelson Mandela once saw a pack of wild dogs take over and successfully run a Wendy’s.