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Hahahahahahahaha. ANYTHING FOR MY PRINCESS! This is a picture of Chace Crawford on the set of his hit TV show, Gossip Girl. As you can see, it is raining out, but luckily, Chace has an umbrella, and also a HUMAN SLAVE. I’ve actually seen this before? Like, celebrities who don’t hold their own umbrellas? What is that all about? It’s one thing to have someone drive you around in a car, or to spoon feed the caviar directly into your baby fish mouth, but holding an umbrella? Good grief. Let’s keep the comments section of this post limited to CELEBRITIES ONLY and see if they can help explain what is going on.
Incidentally, Dlisted, who posted this picture in the first place, has other set photos from the same day in which Leighton Meester and Blake Lively are holding their own umbrellas. Come on, Chace Crawford. You may play a teenage wastrel on television, but it is time to be a MAN in real life. And as we know, being a man means holding your own giant rainbow umbrella when you are walking around the set of Gossip Girl. This guy knows what I’m talking about.
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My day is never complete without a Zardoz reference.
Looks like his personal rouge applier went a little nuts.
Or He Got Roughed up By His Rentboy
Little known fact- my grandma is his makeup artist.
looks like he is simultaneously in the shade and in the gay parade. -eli porter, best celebrity ever.
“I deed it.” – Crawford’s umbrella-holding human slave
He can hold his hat though, since that’s where you put hats- it goes on your head Chace you silly boy
I think he is frantically trying to occupy his hands to justify his slave’s personal tragedy.
Shouldn’t he have his sherpa hold his hat for him?
Yeah, somehow the fact that it’s a hat — also used to protect oneself from rain — makes the whole thing that much worse.
I may not be a celebrity, but I refuse to leave my stupid comment in my pocket!
I have no idea who that person is and why I should care, but what I do care about is the PA off screen who is forced to take whatever amount percipitation(I guess I lost the spelling bee with that word) while whoever that guy is gets shielded from the rain. Seriously though who is the guy underneath the rainbow umbrella? Gossip Girl? No spreckince Deutsch
no spreken ze douche
I’ll give you a clue- his name is in the headline. I’ll give you a second clue- his name is “The Funniest”.
Q: How does Snoop Dawg get his whites (not pictured) so white?
A: BLEEEEE-AAAAAAAACH!
Q: What’s black and rhymes with Snoop?
A: Dr. Dre.
Q: Why does Dr. Dre brush his teeth?
A: To fight the cavity creeps (true story)
So,true story. This thread reminded me that last night I dreampt that I figured out the secret meaning of the name Snoop Dog. It was God Spoon backwards! In my dream I was telling all my friends and everyone was super impresseed with how clever I was. Also, I might have been a little bit retarded, and my friends were just nice social workers.
Rad dream, Zayin45
snoop backwards is poons. poons god.
Right. You would make a horrible social worker eggbert.
Sometimes I do this for my girlfriend. I’m having trouble deciding if that means she’s Chace-like or I’m a “human slave.”
preemptive comment:
“I have a girlfriend”
- Whoa!
You’ve still got it
It’s not like they’re both huddled under it. He’s got his arm straight up in the air over him. Human slave status confirmed.
or….
Why does that zombie care about the rain?
I want to upvote Superglues comment X1,000,000!!! Hooray you!
Are you both under it at the same time? I’ve found it works best if the taller person holds a shared umbrella. But if you walk alongside out of frame, well, you might want to look into the terms of your slave contract.
(Slaves have contracts, right?)
He’s obviously pretty busy holding a hat.
I think the guy holding the umbrella is also letting Chace know he’s #1!
I think the umbrella can be explained by the fact that Chace is made out of some kind of porous wax material.
I thought I had identified my meaning in life at last, but nope, the search continues.
There’s a job site for Monsters only??? BRB, gotta search “Birdie walker” and “Gabe’s care taker”.
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ooof….It should actually be creepy ass-kisser-of-bloggers, because without the hyphens it just reads like a jumbled mess. Hope that helped out, friend.
Umbrella holding is a coveted position facetaco! This umbrella holder went to Harvard!
Jennifer Aniston’s umbrella holder! That person must cry everyday… tears of joy, of course!
See what a Harvard MBA is worth in this economy?
Even Britney holds her own umbrella.
You know who else doesn’t hold his umbrella?
(1) Hitler
(2) Mel Gibson
you’ve never seen the two the same place at the same time. coincidence? i think not!
it’s not even raining… put on some sunscreen mel gibson, and let your human slave rest their arms.
GIMME BACK MY SUN!!
WOOOOAAHHH A Double Rainboo Umbrella!
YEAHHHHHHHHH!
I’m PHYSICALLY knocking you down with this one.
Approved.
Why carry your umbrella when there’s a perfectly good lackey nearby? Chace is putting JOBS back in the ECONOMY, people. He’s a real patriot.
ella, ella, ella eh…eh…eh.
He carries a picture of a man in his wallet.
Yes? No?
I would give you a second upvote for shading the under umbrella, but Videogum won’t allow it.
Yes.
I love this !!!!
So funny
Best Pic. Ever!
Kob? Are you there? I can’t seem to reply to you… Where am I? What is this place???
TURN ON THE LIIIIIGHTS!!!!
Opinion change! This is the best pic ever. Not that lame double rainbow seen previous.
he looks like he just got out of makeup on the set of velvet goldmine.
baby fish mouth! baby fish mouth!
It’s sweeping the nation.
I’d hold his umbrella.
He’s pretty.
I did some post-production 3D conversion work on this; let me know what you guys think.
In England we call umbrellas “Brollys”
personally i like the one where the dude holding umbrella is licking his lips with a dissatisfaction…likes he’s licking his own tears for warmth
i was going to suggest that maybe this man is holding the umbrella because chace crawford is acting in a scene here and thus cannot hold it (and rain doesn’t really come up on film unless it’s really going for it or something i heard once), but then this second picture emerges.
He is looking handsome enough to attract any girl. I think he doesn’t like getting drenched in rain.
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