Photos
Gross. Barf. Earmuffs. From the Playboy:
“To be honest I don’t remember too much about it,” the 22-year-old actor shared. “All I remember is I had been awake for almost 86 hours, I was on the roof of a Public Storage building in what seemed to be a freezing rainstorm, and Crispin Glover was there with a disposable camera he kept winding even though it had clearly run out of exposures. My memory of it has fogged as time has gone by, and I’ve pushed it out of my mind, though I do seem to remember something about a plastic Academy Award for best grandson being involved. You might say it was my first brush with the finer side of show business.”
Due to the fact that this is the Internet, I am duty bound to declare this FAKE and GAY.
 |
 |
You Might Also Like
 Courtney Stodden’s 52-Year-Old Husband Defines “Child… |  NSFW: Playboy’s “Girls Of The Internet” |  Merry Christmas From Courtney Stodden | NSFW: Marge Simpson In Playboy Magazine |
Leave a Reply
Sign inSign in with FacebookYou must be logged in to post, reply to, or rate a comment.
She was there, too.
Oh god. That video.
So many nightmares. So many…clowny-clown-clowns…
Her?
Whose first time wasn’t photographed by Crispin Glover and punctuated by randomly yelling ” Watch it McFly”
Michael Cera is the same age as me?! Michael Cera is the same age as me.
We should be BFF!!
Me too! Also weird, the three of us lost our virginity at the exact same time.
That was a good joke, lambnesio. I hope some people get it.
I’ve seen Michael Cera lose his virginity in every single one of his movies so really, I know.
So, did he lose his virginity to Crispin Glover?
Him?
Shoulda known someone would beat me to it…
Crispin Glover beat you to taking Michael Cera’s virginity? Didn’t realize you were trying…
Yeah right, the guy with the kung-fu powers loses to the guy who plays with rats…COME ON!!!
Not just SOMEone, THAT one.
There’s always your virginity in the banana stand.
Jealous.
Actual Academy Award for Best Grandson winner
Grandpa?
cranpa? that was hypnotizing
NOT NEAR as enjoyable AS LISTENING to Allison BRIE’S SEXCAPADES.
Where.
It is fake and gay. This is how he actually lost it:
I’m only commenting because this gif is at exactly 69 upvotes. And I am 12.
And that comment was number 69.
Magic everywhere in this bitch.
(Sorry, I gotta use it again)
Him?
I lost it to a carnie on a futon. No joko.
Carnie Wilson? Was she singing Hold On at the time?
No, but the futon was.
Was is great, or was it just
Hot.
…Her?
I wish! People these days take way too long to orgasm.
Wow, they should totally take that anecdote and make a movie out of it, with Micheal Cera playing himself.
Oh wait, they already have. TEN TIMES!
Hey, give it a shot. Crispin could use the work.
Fingerbang scene?
Get out of my dreams.
Can’t. It’s INCEPTION.
Just like many of his movies, Michael Cera’s love life can be summed up with a climatic finger bang.
Get your damn hands off her.
“I think you got the wrong Public Storage roof, McFly.”
Michael is waaay telling the truth. It’s as Ann as the nose on plain’s face.
I really wish I could upvote this more than once. Well-played, my friend.
Hahahahaha (is all I have to say).
I don’t think Michael Cera’s lost his virginity because I think he’s a chicken. That’s right a chicken.
KAWKA KAWKA KAKWA KAW!
“Has anyone in this family ever seen a chicken?”
“I have seen a cock. Does that count?”– Crispin Glover
You know, that Public Storage right next to TomatoBank. And there was totally a double-rainbow after that freezing rainstorm.
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see
“well, i could just die.”
- this guy
http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/19997829/86399
damn…i mean
Crispin Glover was there with a disposible camera when I lost my virginity. Dude’s weird like that.
“I’ve had [very disturbing] sex.”
-M. Cera
Crispin Glover is my density!
But seriously. He’s my favorite actor. It’s sort of disconcerting to read Michael Cera talking about losing his virginity in the midst of the man whose snot I saw in “Willard.”
Oh, and note to Gabe:
Did you forget about your Crispin Glover tag?
http://videogum.com/tag/crispin-glover/
I think he purposefully left the tags to read as one sentence.
“Gross Michael Cera Playboy sex.” ugh
Soon after giving this interview, Cera took Crispin Glover home and finally got some sleep.
I can’t believe Michael Cera had pop-pop on the roof of a Public Storage building.
The fact that he even calls it that just shows he’s not ready.
“You might say it was my first brush with the finer side of show business.”
So wait: If something exists on the Internet, and no one’s around to call it fake and/or gay, does it sound like one hand clapping?
Whoa.
In all seriousness, reading the whole interview, he’s actually a pretty funny guy.
I really do read Playboy for the articles!
“My movies are better in French.”
– Michael Cera
He was in Les Cousins Dangereaux
Q: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: It’s an obscure number; you haven’t heard of it.
Is this a page from the latest Urban Outfitters catalog?
Caption: “Help Michael find his fake Asian girlfriend!”
As much as I dislike Michael Cera’s inability to play anyone other than George Michael, I do have to say I found that story pretty amusing. But what I find even more amusing is that Michael Cera is apparently such a sex icon that he got interviewed by Playboy. Hi. What?
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see