Good morning. (Via TheDailyWhat.)
They finally have a song to put on when they bring their kill back to their den.
Good thing I just woke up, because now I have all day to repress this memory.
Please don’t talk about my girlfriend like that.
nope, go to jail. right now.
No way are they letting her wear that tiara in jail.
Dude, why is your mom following me in the mall, dancing and singing like Cher?
Why Don’t YOU Caption It?
“I pray someone who can read Morse Code is watching me blink.”
“My name is Judge”
“I hate you, Mom.”
I think I taught this kid.
He obviously skipped that day you discussed “Stranger Danger.”
“What is that red light pointing at me from inside the bushes?”
After watching that; my trousers will never hide anything again.
I choose to read this as meaning that you are so turned on that everything is now discernable through your pants.
Take it how you like (TWISLS)
Were you so infuriated that you ripped the pockets off all of your cargo pants?
I’m british and i refuse to entertain the notion that pants have pockets.
Do you also refuse the notion of dental care?
…Because, you know, British jokes.
She meant to say “Do you also refuse the notion of Lorrycare?” (You’re welcome.)
man what, i don’t even
Oh, like you guys have never bellowed about teenage boys in front of an Orange Julius.
The only thing that’s going to help me get through the aftermath of having watched this video is ‘bellowed.’ ‘Bellowed’ pretty much sums up everything I feel about this video. ‘Bellowed’ is the only ok thing about my trip to videogum today. I think I’ve made my point clear.
Chillwave is so over…
This song could use an additional chorus, with backup singers, backup singers with matching outfits, uniforms one might call them, singing something like, “Ma’am, please come with us, ma’am please leave the premises.”
her “killer in the park” video has that covered:
I wonder if Oxford University offers an Honorary Degree in Rapist Wrestling.
Oh, I thought Comic-Con wasn’t having a Twilight panel this year?
I still haven’t decided if she’s speaking a foreign language for most of the song.
Is she winking or is that Tourettes?
My mom is always hitting on the most popular guys at school.
Lucky! My mom fucked the lunch lady.
That was no lady!
…Is that supposed to make me feel better?
I’d be pretty pumped if my mom banged Chris Farley, I think
With or without the rubber gloves and hairnet?
Well, alive at least. Otherwise the specifics are none of my concern
Directed by Roman Polanski.
Executive Produced by R. Kelley
Not to be confused with R. Kelly.
WE’RE NOT GETTING SUED!
I think she’s talking about this guy:
Obigatory: STEVE HOLT!
At least he’s not a pothead.
I’m sorry, I should have directly quoted, right?
“That’s my son you pothead!”
THERE ARE NO TEENAGE BOYS IN TOWN. – M. Night Shyamalan
They’re all lining up to see Devilevator.
Oh man, I cannot tell you how relieved I was to finally see that Vodafone sign and confirm this was in the UK, not the US. Anyone know what they call Chris Hansen in Britain?
I really expected you to say “She’s still got it!”
That’s Whoa for ya. Always leaves you wanting more.
I’m pretty sure this is the Stephen’s Shopping centre in DUBLIN, IRELAND. It’s not a safe mile from where I sit and they obviously have not fitted the EU required Cougar Alarm.
Stephen’s Green. Anyone confirm? We need to sort this.
I have been there. I will vote “probable”.
Nahhh. I hope not. Or do I? Do we want to claim this as our own? The place in the video has a ceiling but St. Stephen’s Green shopping centre has a glass ceiling (like, literally, I’m not sure about their equal opportunities employment policies) right?
I don’t understand. Is she trying to tell us that he stole something from Tie Rack and hid it in his trousers?
the faces of the people in the background pretty much sum up how i felt during this: confused, slightly frightened, yet i watched the whole thing.
Down here in the mall….anything goes
Yes, and where IS this mall? I want to go to there.
I think it’s in 1992.
I wonder if the Ford Fiesta comes with a Time Machine.
While there are so many things that are VGum Very Funny in this, I can’t get over “Fashion” being one of the tags.
Before I played the video I was expecting her to *BE* the teenage boy, as in this was a very old looking teen boy that loved to dress as a lady. I played the video anyway – and now I am dealing with a set of emotions I was not prepared for!
Sexual Nightmares in Town
I have seen the new teenage boy in town. He and his parent are filing a restraining order against you down at the courthouse.
It was totally worth watching the entire video just for the shot of the “THINK BIG” sign. Heh. Well played, dragalicious statuatory rape woman. Well played.
(Also, CHANGE (CANGE?).)
“Bangin’ on a Trash Can” takes on a whole new meaning now.
my trousers are going to be hiding a gun with silver bullets from now on in the event i ever see this woman
SHe’s a Cougar, not a Werewolf.
I’m dedicating this song and video to my boyfriend favorite 16-year old Cuban, Elian Gonzales.
Also, is this gonna be on the next Twilight soundtrack? Because it should.
It’s no Sex Crazy Cop http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G35vnbsAoYs but it’s pretty great. I love the confused people in the background,
Oh my god. Leoncie is no one-hit-wonder. Both icy, and spicy. this link is another treasure.
Aww. I think it is really sweet that this adorable teenage girl has a crush. I hope it works out.
what the fuck was that?
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