OK, this is terrifying and uncomfortable to listen to and Mel Gibson is clearly a bad person who should go to space jail, but I laughed out loud when he screams “YOU SHOULD JUST FUCKING SMILE AND BLOW ME, BECAUSE I DESERVE IT.” Good use of the word ‘deserve’, Mel Gibson!
Oh hell. After hearing about six minutes of this, I just want him to get some real help. I apologize for wasting my livejournal Topher gif on someone who is clearly emotionally disturbed.
second verse same as the first!
as in the second verse is just as horrible and stupid as the first was…
I apologize for nothing
- Oksana “Hedonism Bot” Grigorieva
Why are people downvoting this? It isn’t anti- Oskana, it is just a reference to a Futurama character. You WILL upvote Ian’s comment and then you WILL blow him!
SPIRITUAL COMMON GROUND IS SO IMPORTANT YOU SLUT
i can’t believe he actually said that. he is delusional and obviously understands nothing about Christianity.
Sounds like he’s on a treadmill.
Let’s Paint, Exercise, and Threaten Our Child’s Mother.
Can’t do it. Sorry, Mel. My boycott of you began with The Passion of the Christ and continues through these audio files and will continue until the day you die. I hope you get some help and are able to enjoy the rest of your life without a heart full of hatred and stupidity. If not, enjoy your time in hell.
Same goes for me, although until your post I hadn’t realized I’d been boycotting him. Let’s hear it for unintentional boycotts!
I haven’t listened yet, does Joe Pesci show up in the second tape? And then we could get Renee Russo in a third, and that’s when the quality of the tapes would really start to go downhill.
Admittedly, when Jet Li shows up on the fourth it’ll be a bit of a guilty pleasure for me.
It’s girty preasure, you plick!
You downvote Uncle Benny?
Oh God, eight minutes of this?
That’s what SHE said!
That’s less funny when you realize that’s probably what she was actually saying to herself.
No, it’s more funny.
This one is EIGHT MINUTES. The other one was two. I mean I am listening to this, it’s just that I’m going to regret it three times as much. Two to the third times as much.
Not four times as much, Professor Math?
Two times two times two equals eight minutes of misogynist, racist, terrifying abuse.
His regret increases logarithmically with a base of two minutes.
Right, you use
where x is ‘regret’
Those exclamation marks show the parts that Mel worked on.
someone’s getting too old for this shit.
I made that joke about the first tape! Joke thief! If you get raped by a pack of Mel Gibsons, it will be your fault!
“Raped by a pack of Mel Gibsons” was a joke on D-Listed this morning. Joke thief!!
Argh! Hoisted by my own petard!
I can’t wait for Mel Gibson and Ashton Kutcher to jump out and be all like “PSYCHE! He’s not really crazy we were just messin’ wif you!!!” Then all you anonymous internet commentators will be so embarrassed.
I can’t wait for Mad Max 4.
Mad Max 4: 4-6 years for criminal threatening.
I will go over to that link and listen to the clip… but you will blow me first.
But do you deserve it?
You know he’s just leaking these himself, to get fans pumped for when the full album drops.
Mel Gibson: The Debut, Very Angy, Very Racist Solo Album – COMING IN 2012.
“I’m the reason that 2012 is the end of the world. It’s my fault.”
-Mel Gibson, 1956-2012
This is EXACTLY what I was thinking of when listening to this. More specifically the part where he starts shitting in his hand and smearing it all over.
He’s breathing really heavy…Is he masturbating??? Mel, you sick fuck…
I think somehow it would be more normal if he was masturbating.
The MOST normal? (not the most normal)
this was like the Toy Story 2 of racist asshole rants
Didn’t listen to the whole thing, but I liked “you care about YOURSELF!” How dare she, the selfish bitch!
he’s still got it.
This is the only way that Entourage should end.
When did Mel Gibson turn into my dad?
Woah — remind me not to fucking meet your dad.
That’s the same thing I was thinking when I listened. It brought up a lot of bad memories…(tear).
Okay, can we stop calling the last one a “racist rant” now? Because his throwaway use of “nigger” was the least of it — the guy is a psychotic woman-hater and Oksana G. was very clearly in danger.
He is definitely sexist and definitely racist and also hates Jews and gays and anyone else who is cool to hate. If Mel has taught me anything, it’s that you can have your sugar tits and eat them, too.
“I have no friends.” I believe you on that one, Mel Gibson!
I woulda felt sorry for him if he didn’t sound like he was gonna eat my face off while he was saying that.
The one upside to this entire episode is that Mel Gibson is once again single. Outta my way, ladies!
this is all very sad and creepy. he’s got some SERIOUS issues. im surprised this woman stays so calm when such insanity is blaring on the other end of the line.
i wonder how many of these types of phone calls she had before she was like, “hey, i should buy a tape recorder.”
The third tape just got released!
MEL: I almost forgot. Happy Valentine’s Day.
“I bend over backwards with my balls in a knot.”
That’s Classic Gibson.
Now how would she smile and blow him when she no longer has teeth and he obviously has no dick?
In my wildest dreams, all the conservatives who are all about immigration reform and fences and what not will take one day off that. They will be like “not cool, Mel” and deport him!
After hearing this I was all like
oops, I lose.
lemme try again.
I’m sure this tape is great and all. But I gotta just fucking smile and blow Mel Gibson at least once. DAMN!
Fun fact! Did you know that Mel Gibson and Bong Limes are anagrams?
I’m so embarrassed to be named Max…
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