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Tommy Wiseau is a lunatic. We know that. But in case for some reason you thought that he had stopped being a lunatic at some point, there is now a teaser trailer (after the jump) for his new short film, premiering this fall on-line, which reminds us that he is DEFINITELY still very much a total lunatic. The House That Drips Blood on Alex, in addition to being one of the best names for anything ever, is some kind of horror film or something? Perfect. Tommy Wiseau is pretty terrifying on his own when he is just trying to be normal, so I can only imagine the LIVING NIGHTMARE that is Tommy Wiseau actively trying to be scary. If it’s anything like this trailer (after the jump), the answer is: VERY LIVING NIGHTMARE.
Yikes. Yuck. Can’t wait!
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All that blood! It looks like someone has actually torn him apart.
“You tore me apart, Lisa!”
I thought The House That Dripped Blood On Alex was one of Gabe’s mash-up titles. Like when he called Inception “The Vanilla Minority Matrix Sky Report Revolutions Of Dark City”. But that’s actually the title of the film.
“Strap yourself in, boys, cos have I got a title for you!”
~ Professional scriptwriter who gets paid thousands for his work
At first I thought by Joey Greco they meant Richard Grieco which would have made this even more amazing
Side note: Is anyone else hoping Jonah Hill wrote a part for Richard Grieco in the movie version of 21 Jump Street? Because if Greico’s not in it, I’m not sure I’m interested .
Wait, Jonah Hill is writing that? I didn’t know cupcakes had fingers.
As if a film starring Joey Greco from Cheaters needs to be any more amazing?
Why is he screaming? I would LOVE to have that much fruit punch running over me! Yum!
maybe it’s clamato. I’d be screaming if someone poured that much clamato over me.
especially if it was a chelada:
Mmmm…chelada….
His screaming resembles that of some sort of manatee.
EXCITED since it looks like this will finally answer the unresolved questions from 1971′s “The House That Dripped Blood” (i.e., “On whom did it drip?”)
I just want all you guys to know that it’s “The House That DripS Blood on Alex.” Not DrippED. This shit is still going on.
That leaves the door open for sequels:
“The House That Still Drips Blood on Alex”
“The House That Continues to Drip Blood on Alex”
“The House That Won’t Stop Dripping Blood on Alex”
“The House That Ran Out of Blood to Drip on Alex”
…not to mention that the house could drip blood on someone who is NOT Alex. Just imagine the possibilities!!
The House That Drips Blood on Alex 2: 2Drippy, 2Bloody
The House That Drips Blood on Alex 5: 5nal Dripping
I think you’re right! twitter.com/onebloodyalex
From the looks of this you may be right. twitter.com/onebloodyalex
stupid double post.. how do i delete?
This unsettled me more than I expected it to.
I saw “Alex” in the title, and all I could think of was my childhood crush, and how fate has called upon me – years later – to rescue her from Tommy Wiseau’s nefarious plans.
I’m sorry to burst you’re bubble, but she was in love with ME! I even have a signed head shot to prove it.
Alex didn’t have blood dripped on her. Just that toxic waste that made her turn into a puddle.
Definitely read that as “Tommy Wiseau’s nefarious pants.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01l1WIC9mBo
– Possible sequel?
This teaser footage would NOT make a good .gif. Seriously. NOT a good .gif.
The Passion of The Wiseau
I was lucky enough to attend the 7th (!) anniversary screening of The Room in Hollywood a few weeks ago. Tommy was in attendance, and he did a short Q&A. Someone asked “What should we do about the BP oil spill?” and he replied, “I don’t know, but do something.” The crowd soon started chanting “DO SOMETHING! DO SOMETHING!” which as to be the most vague and ineffective chant of all time. Also somehow inspirational?
DO SOMETHING!
“has to be”, not “as to be,” YOU IDIOT. DO SOMETHING.
“If everybody loved plugging oil spills in the Gulf Coast, the world would be a much better place”
– “Johnny”, The Room
Also, Tay Zonday was in attendance. And everyone got a complimentary “The Room” frisbee. It was a magical evening.
I suddenly feel like the NYC 1 year anniversary screening got gypped. All I got was a high five.
the problem with having to know about blood borne pathogens for my job is that all i can think about is, “i hope that’s clean blood. otherwise, he’s going to get hepatitis, and that’s the real horror in this movie.”
#nerdgum
I made it to 0:05.
I think the screams were just reminding me of that video of Michael Jacksons ghost were some jerk is all “Look real hard. HARDER. CONCETRATE. JK SCARY FACE AND LOUD SOUNDS”
Oh, hi, Alex
I did not hit her with an axe! I DID NAUGHTTT.
Can “Horror movies named by Tommy Wiseau” be the next best new party game?
“The Vampire that Sucked the Blood of Bob”
“Hi Doggy that Maimed My Future Wife.”
The Predators That Tried To Eat Topher Grace
“The Girl who is Possessed and Needs an Exorcist”
“The Spiders that Scared Everyone, and Also Killed Them Using Spiderbites”
“There were some Zombies that ate brains out of people’s heads and also were not dead.”
“The Centipede That Consisted Of Satoshi, Allison, and Tracey”
“Oh Hi Mark of the Devil”
WHY LISA WHY?? Why did you make me chop your head off??!
The person dripping blood on Alex should probably go to a hospital on Guerrero street. That would be a funny story.
not “person,” “house.” The house needs to go to the Guerrero Street hospital. TGIF.
If you prick a house, does it not bleed? On Alex, probably?
This is obviously a sequel to The Room. SPOILER ALERT.
But but….you’re supposed to alert us BEFORE the spoiler.
Full Title: The Room In The House That Drips Blood on Alex
I’d rather see James “Birdemic” Nguyen’s next film.
atom.com seems to be implementing an ill-conceived “skim videogum.com’s audience” plan.
When is James Franco going to work with this dude?
One is as handsome as the other is talented!
This is screening at San Diego Comic Con.
I meant to include that I will see this and report back.
THE Rory WIndhorst and Arlando Smith? In the flesh?
“The Movie That Drips Money on No One.”
You’re tearing me apart, Tommy!
The lady at the blood store probably told him, “You’re my favorite customer”.
hahah! yes indeed…. hi doggy!
What ever happened to Neighbors? I was looking forward to that.
http://videogum.com/50701/the_rooms_tommy_wiseaus_new_si/movies/really-bad-movies/
jeez, blood is scary enough when it is just blood. but when you see the word “blood” written in blood on the chest of someone covered in blood, yikes!!!! that blood means business!!
The sequel: Why Won’t Alex Just Leave The House That Is Dripping Blood On Him?
VideoGum,
Any chance for a post about the people behind the project, Studio8.net?
Patent Pending.
An iPad app that allows users to write bloody captions on Tommy Wiseau’s bloody chest in blood. Shake for screams.
Patent Pending.