Q: You seemed pretty excited about this rainbow…
A: Because you could actually feel the rays down from the sun but it was rainbow rays. You can’t describe it. It was so powerful that it knocked me down.
Q: The rainbow rays knocked you down?
FIND OUT THE THRILLING ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION HERE.

Comments (20)
  1. Today’s updates on Double Rainbow guy, plus the man I saw walking through the French Quarter carrying a box of Franzia wine on my way to work this morning, has made my day so much better!

  2. Wait, Hungrybear was on Jimmy Kimmel’s show? What does this mean? WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN?

  3. Extra! Extra! Slow news day on the internet! Get ‘em while their hot!


  4. she’s pretty

  5. This is just another great example of hard-hitting journalism at its finest.

  6. Paul Vasquez you are my miracle.

    • “I kind of like to spread the message that people should be aware that they should walk more lightly on the earth. There’s a whole message in this. That the rainbow has some power and there’s a message here for humanity.” – Paul Vasquez, dropping science like Galileo dropped the orange.

  7. Ah yes, the old “content infringement.”

  8. This deserves a Pullit Surprise.

  9. Wow, I haven’t seen a wave ridden like this since Busey took to Snapper Rocks with a suitcase crammed full with amyl nitrate and Paul Williams’ body, okay?

  10. Hey, news people, remember that oil spill that’s in it’s 3rd month now? Remember how all these companies f’d the globe with shoddy work intended to maximize profits? Or, how about the war? NO? Oh… Oh I see, the fat man saw a rainbow and he said something funny. Report on, news people, report on.

  11. Other things that knock Paul Vasquez down – Cool Ranch Doritos and listening to “The Dark Side of the Moon” while watching “The Wizard of Oz” (WHOA).

  12. So much double rainbow guy this week. Double rainbow guy is Gabe’s Betty White.

    Double rainbow guy to host the Academy Awards!

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