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“I’m not sure what attracted me to Rick first, whether it was the complete lack of self-awareness, the embodiment of a grotesque 1970s-era sexuality, or the damp slick of death that slid from his pores, but I am definitely very attracted to him, love him, have sex with him, want to marry him, share all my secrets with him, and just wish I could live inside him forever.”
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“With moves like that he’ll be the great-great grandfather of at LEAST one thousands space-grandkids!”
- “Doc” Brown
You’re crazy for this one Rick
We Should All Be So Lucky As To Find Something In This World That Makes Us Happy Except For One Person
I don’t know, I just don’t know anymore.
RRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
(Get it? Anyone watch the Soup?)
riiiick?
No, it’s the soap opera bit where the guy says Rick’s name way too many times, then a scuffle ensues, Rick falls a few stories from the balcony and the guy’s all like “RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!”
I got it. It was funny. Because you have reminded me of this funny instance, you have been awarded one upvote. Congratulations, Steve Winwood, you’ve earned it.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAD!
That’s your state: Arizona.
I propose Arizona Anti-Gooch-Gyration Law sb1070.
Fuck what Conor Oberst and Kanye think about it.
I went to Tuscon last month and really fell in love with it, and i want to move there next year, but now I am having second thoughts. I can deal with racist governments (I mean, I’m from Texas), and I can deal with gross perverts, but the thought of both at once is just too much for me.
i want no part of any ripping or tearing thank you very much, rick.
No kidding. I think I’ll take the episiotomy instead, thank you.
Rick crab-crawling and scooting towards the camera while humping the air is a vision that will haunt me. Can I take my brain out and wash it?
I’m not the type who usually gets disturbed by these types of things.
He’s also dancing like a hood rat. (Like Katie Couric.)
I’m not sure what first attracted me to multi-millionaire Rick…
Rick learned all his moves from Gabe.
I think what I love most about Rick is that he’s hung like a house cat.
Thanks, Gabe! Anyone have a blowtorch so I can pour alcohol into my eyes and then turn on the blowtorch and set my eyes on fire and then put out the fire with a liter of beaver urine? Because I feel like I need to do that now. Thanks again!
Sure he can dance, but can he see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Well someone’s encouraging him. 40 times?!
I went to Hedonism once, and that was enough for me. Plenty of Ricks (sans Speedos) all over that bitch.
I need a dance related palate cleanser now.
O man, who is that? I need to know his name so I can put in on our wedding invitations. All the monsters are invited! (But Jimmy Fallon isn’t).
Sam Rockwell. You may know him from such films as STEP OFF, GOBBLEGIRL, HE’S MINE!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByPtY_spGWw
I have no problem with bigamy; I’m already double-married to Robin van Persie and Arjen Robben. The more the merrier, I say. Or perhaps we can just double/triple-date so I can watch his sweet moves. Let me know so I can call the caterer.
I think I sorta love you for being double-married to those two. If it were Robben and Sneijder I’d have to remove the sorta.
Sneijder is our good friend and we often have him over for dinner parties and Scrabble nights.
blackbeachweek.com really knows their audience.
Forty visits to Hedonism, 93 sexual harassment suits.
Having no shame…priceless.
Rick is Kei$ha’s Double Rainbow.
I don’t want to have sex ever again, ever.
nope. ruined. just ruined. worse than being Clockwork Oranged with erectile disfunction ads.
This is one of the reasons I keep eyeball bleach in my desk.
If I had a time machine, I would go back to five minutes ago and tell myself not to watch this clip. Only AFTER that would I go back and KILL HITLER. That is how strongly I feel about 0:52 of this horrifying video.
Could you pick me up some tan M&Ms while you’re at it?
The crab walk thrusting was some next level perversion…
I think for me it was the way he combo’ed his penis-thrusting crab with a subtle tongue-flicking-between-V’ed-fingers “Look, I will lick your crotch” sign; at first, I had a difficult time picturing how he would actually do both of those things at once with an actual lady, but then I realized, he can probably pick up two ladies with that dance, so, duh, problem solved.
He’s got a crotch and he’s not afraid to use it.
He’s here to make a crotch full of friends.
Where was that shot? Paradise?!
Ah! Stop grabbing the mic, rick
Also people should not be from Arizona. Or Florida.
I was wondering what The Nature Boy was up to.
This guy looks exactly like my high school gym teacher but with less gold chains.
White people be hedonizing…?
that poor interviewer had no idea what wrath of the gods he was calling upon himself when he asked rick to dance his jig. poor, poor man.
What is this madness?? This ruined my all-time favorite Beyonce song AND managed to make me throw up my sweet & salty peanut granola bar. Thanks, Rick, thanks a crotchful.
Oh, sure. Everybody laugh it up. But you wouldn’t be laughing if Rick were not Your Boyfriend but Your Dad.
Stop it, Dad! Just stop it! You’re embarrassing me! I hate you, Dad!
*sob*
rick is my boyfriend. and your dad.
I will never call you Papa. NEVARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
how about “daddy”?
in JUST! SEVEN! DAYS! I can make you….a MAAAAAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAA-HAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAAN!
Me watching this video:
“Oh, he’s old. 40 times, wow. Ripping and a what? Gross. Where’s the music coming—Dear god nooooooo! ” Turns off video.
True story: In Mexico, a friend of mine checked into a hotel with marble floors and they asked her to wait a minute before going up to her room. The manager wanted to make sure it was totally cleaned up. It turned out that just that morning, the previous guest while packing in bare feet had slipped on the floor, cracked his head on the floor, and died. So, the manager, after making sure his maids got all the blood, warned my friend to keep the balcony door closed if it stayed very humid out, because humidity made the floor hazardous. He seemed very upset. My friend wore socks all weekend.
I thought of that while watching barefoot Rick slip a couple times. I hope he’s super careful on that slick marble tiling when he’s not showing off for the camera.
(Just kidding, I don’t care.)
“calming smear” turns into an alarming smear
Rick is in fact here to make a crotchfull of friends. He will no doubt succeed in his endeavor.
Great minds. Sorry what’s the rumpus.
I know I am late to the party, but the most revolting thing I have ever seen is when he put his fingers up to his mouth and did that tongue thing.
No thank you!!