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Very exciting. Very ignoring me.
Hi, Birdie!
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
I have a feeling Birdie IS here to make friends.
We are here to make friends with Birdie, at least.
Be nice, bitches
– Birdie
Where’s Birdie’s vuvuzela?
I think that’s a conversation for you to have with your parents.
Birdie doesn’t like you using the tag Soccer, prefers “Football”.
I’m concerned with what sounds like a very angry, racist hornets’ nest behind the TV.
I wonder which team birdie is rooting for. The prediction would be really helpful.
Hello, wearing red? Obviously Spain.
Aww… take off his harness, Gabe! It just gets so itchy!
At least it’s a new colour this time.
Somebody grew!
Right? It looks like she swallowed another dog since we last saw her.
Birdie is so big I am gonna go over here and weep for all the lost time.
I LOVE BIRDIE
Aww, I hope she’s gonna chear for the Dutch on Sunday though! Or we can’t be friends!
Just please don’t throw her under a bus!
Also, GO HOLLANDLAND!
Hup Holland !!! HUP !
He’s got a red harness on. La Furia Roja!
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(This is what professional Birdie watchers say in their play-by-play Birdie commentaries)
PAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJJJIIIIIIIIIITTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(on Univision)
Lol! I had to read this out loud to know what you were trying to say: “pajarito”.
Still, A+ for effort!
(On Univision we’re called La policía ortográfica)
In Spain they call dogs ‘lorritos’.
Oh dang, in my overzealousness with the caps lock I did totally switch the R and J. My bad. Yo soy estupido.
Your TV is pretty.
I’m very jealous of it.
Maybe one day you too will become a successful blogger and be able to afford such a luxury!
Admittedly it would be hilarious if all he had was a B&W 10 inch rabbit-eared Sony balanced on an orange crate.
I would be so lucky. I have to catch up on all of my TV on Vgum.
Presumably written off as a work-related expense.*
* I have no idea how these things work.
i’m a big fan of the rhinoceros in front of it.
Hehe. I wish I had a Birdie to watch the game with.
Birdie! That was one of the most exciting tweets I’ve ever read.
Huh… I thought Gabe’s living room would be bigger.
You don’t live in NYC, do you?
I do! I just thought, you know… Videogum money and all.
Videogum money is comparable to banana stand money, expect the internet isn’t lined with $250,000.
Hey, I was just impressed by the air conditioner.
It is big. It’s the web memes that got small.
Gabe, are you drinking wine during the day? You have the Internet to attend to! So irresponsible…
I assumed it was Birdies.
I just realized I upvoted every comment just because it’s a Birdie post.
Sweet wii, Gabe!
Wait, Gabe is a real person who can watch sports with a real dog and not a sentient computer program with an “Old Man” personality setting?
that almost looks like Birdie’s wine glass on the table. hmmm Gabe.
BIIIRDIE!!!!!
I’m totally the brunette, freaking out wildly and not really knowing why!
I LOVE RINGO! lol
And Han Solo!
Iker Casillas, the goalie for Spain, is ridiculously hot. I imagine that’s what Birdie was looking at.
I always knew Ferguson was gay. It was constantly hinted at, but it’s nice to have closure.
Up vote for you.
– Shouldn’t I post this on the Lindsay Lohan/sporty animals open thread?
He’s pretty.
nice pad. nice dog. nice job.
Birdie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Me
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Oy, this posted? I thought I stopped it with a heroic dive for the delete key. Because (for one thing) you actually used the Birdie is “greater than” you symbol. Oh, failure. The downvotes are just.
I work with a guy who periodically yells “Command Z!” at his computer.
You could try that.
I always like Birdie posts because I can judge Gabe’s interior decorating.
Y’all are creeps! No wonder he doesn’t do Birdie posts very often!
I know it’s creepy, but it’s not like I replayed the video and paused it at key moments to see where Gabe got his sculpture or whatever. [I swear I didn't do that.]
I like the way Gabe keeps asking Questions, and Birdie Just looks at him like, uh huh, and then, Gabe Keeps Yapping, and Birdie’s like, Ok, I get it . I do that to my girlfriend all the time.
#TeamBirdie
my favorite part is where it looks like birdie inches further away from Gabe when he continues to ask questions.
I ask my cats questions all the time like a crazy person.
Me too! Usually the questions involve whether she is a sweetie kitty or a cutie kitty. Results are as yet inconclusive.
My questions are usually something along the lines of how tiny she is and if she knows that I’m going to put her in my belly for being so cute.
The dogs here are so lazy and uninterested in people who are not actively petting or feeding them. Just napping, all day long. Sometimes napping on the stairs, all taking up an entire stair and refusing to move even their heads to acknowledge your presence on the stairs, your foot over their faces.
Birdie is so big now!
ATGSSTS (are we still doing that?)
Ewwww!!!!
(ATGSTTS)
very exciting, birdie very getting bigger!
I’m usually immune to the cuteness of dogs following an attack as a wee one, but Birdie is pretty adorable. What kind of dog is he?
Shiba Inu.
Shouldn’t the live footage of the Shiba Inu puppy cam still be on syndication?
The Shiba Inu cam remains popular in syndication…
I garbled my own attempt at a commenter meme. Damn Birdie’s cuteness.
I breathed a little sigh of relief at this! I mean, it has been a while since a Birdie post…am I the only one? I’m sorry Gabe, it’s not personal. When my dog was a tiny baby I was walking him outside and it was so cold and his little feet FROZE TO THE GROUND. My point is, I’m really glad Birdie is ok!
Oh that’s so sad! Was he okay?
I get so paranoid on walks with my dog sometimes, and not without reason. Once he was looking at a cat instead of where he was going and got his foot stuck in a storm drain. Heartbreaking yelps and limping ensued. A few weeks ago, he darted out into the middle of the street to grab a stick (he loves walking with sticks) just as a car was coming. I was able to yank him back in time, but still – yikes.
I guess my point is, it’s a scary world out there for our furry friends. Let’s give them all the love we can!
He made some kind of horrible shrieking noise and then I figured out what was going on and picked him up and carried him and cuddled him and wiped his feet down. He actually, very recently, did run in front of a car – the ending is not as happy as yours. But he was the best and I loved him ferociously and I never made him walk on the ice again after that!
I’m seriously very sorry for you.
Me, too. Sincerely, so!
When I was pregnant with my son, I would take my mom’s dogs for a walk around the block everyday so I would stay in shape for delivery (LOL). One was a springer spaniel and the other was a cairn terrier. Anyway, one day was a little hotter than normal (my baby was born in August), and the cairn starting huffing and weezing, and I totally freaked out! I didn’t want him to die on me, so I hefted him over my swelling belly, and slowly walked him home. I was scared for me, the baby, and my mom’s little dog! But the best part of this story is that everybody was okay…. and the cairn terrier totally watched over me during morning sickness. I would lay on my mom’s couch and he would just walk into the room, assess the situation and walk out again. lol He was like my own little butler!
Okay this story was insanely cute.
nakedpainter, I never knew there was a dog called a cairn terrier! I kind of love the idea of this dog, like it was his job to interpret cairns and lead people home.
Thank you.
i’m so sorry! thank you for sharing that adorable story with us.
#1: Hooray for more Birdie!
#2: Holy shit–is that a TV, or do you live in a movie theater?
#3: I am currently trying to find an apartment in NYC. Can you tell me what broker can get me an apartment “big enough to fit all of the televisions, ever”?!!!
Thanks! <3
My guess is that it is a normal-size TV, but NYC apartments are just very small! My 27-inch TV is about 8 feet from my couch, but would appear very small in a video taken by someone sitting on the couch.
You put a leash on your dog?! How dare you!?! Those are for children!
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I wish I could unsubscribe you, Steve. These guys know what I’m talking about:
They’re pretty.
RIP
We wuv you Birdie. W-U-V WUV.
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Funny, that’s usually our reaction to you.
OH ZING YOU JUST GOT MY ASS SERVED WITH THAT ZING clever girl
I got a feeling that dog is a dirty kraut fan
birdie is secretly spanish
This video of Birdie watching the Spain-Germany match is the equivalent of a kidnapper sending out pictures of the hostages holding the day’s newspaper.
It is very funny!! ha ha ha!! I think birdie is a football lover.
Colotox
I’ve been waiting for a Birdie post FOR MONTHS. They grow up so fast.
that wooden duck is the king of videobombing.
Birdie should predict the winner of the final. If that octopus can do it, so can Birdie! Set up something real-scientific-like… like two barks Spain, one bark Holland.
can birdie start watching college football in august?
is it weird that i clicked the “birdie” tag to watch all of the birdie that i missed?