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We already know #1, but there are some real gems in here! You should break up with him!
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
This, only a day after the 100 Best Movie Insults Of All Time?
You spoile us, Gabe
Spoile: Middle-English variant on the modern word “spoil”
So now you know
“Acting is like lying. The art of lying well. I’m paid to tell elaborate lies.” – Mel Gibson
Mel Gibson and BP are battling to see whose hole can spew more filth.
At the moment Paris Hilton is winning.
SPOILER: I am going to hell
Wouldn’t Paris actually be taking in filth?
BTW, would you be needing a hell-roommate?
“Paris Hilton has a two-way filth-chute”
~ #3 in Time’s list of 100 Sentences That Will Get You Into Special Hell
I don’t see how “Feminists don’t like me, and I don’t like them.” is offensive.
He is a misogynistic asshole, and thus probably does not like feminists. And they don’t like him either, due to the whole being a misogynistic asshole thing
It does show a certain degree of self knowledge.
I don’t see how anyone involved with ‘What Women Want’ could NOT be a misogynist.
From What Women Want: “After about 20 years of marriage, I’m finally starting to scratch the surface of that one [what women want]. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate.”
Mel understands me and we’ll be together forever.
Feminists have great taste, what else is new? (Nothing else is new.)
But if I break up with him, then how will I hate myself to sleep at night? Relationships are hard!
Everybody needs a project.
Well, you’ll always have Sugar Tits.
For some reason, I find Sugar Tits hilarious instead of offensive.
He’s pretty…crazy.
I’m so happy South Park’s depiction of Mel Gibson is so goddamned accurate.
It’s actually his version of an A&E Biography.
#4 actually made me giggle. That is not even a thing a crazy person says. That is a thing that NO person says.
Have you seen Tyson, the documentary about Mike Tyson by James Toback. There’s this amazing bit of footage in it where someone off-screen yells “PUT HIM IN A STRAITJACKET!” at Tyson, and Tyson goes nuts. He starts yelling back that the heckler is a homo, and that he (Mike) is going to suck his dick and fuck him in the ass because he, the heckler, is such a homo. It is equal parts ridiculous and terrifying.
Oh, here it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xwKQ71BDW0&feature=PlayList&p=BF913A18E7226F0A&playnext_from=PL&playnext=1&index=58&has_verified=1
Can we eject him from the country now, please? We have more than enough terrible people of our own to deal with.
Mel Gibson must have a very unique definition of the word ‘nice’.
Gabe, I’m pretty sure Mel was clear what would happen to me if I broke up with him.
And Also:
Dear lord that is big (twss?) Sorry!
Mel Gibson’s mind operates using the exact same thing, only there’s another decision tree which goes DO YOU NEED TO GET PAID -> YES -> GO ACT.
This list really misses some of his best moments:
“I ate your child, but if it makes you feel any better, he tasted like shit.”
“You can have your electric wheelchair back when you aren’t being such a whore, Grandmother.”
“Hey kids, come over here and let me show you something that Perez Hilton just Twittered. You like Hannah Montana, right?”
“Hasn’t Roman Polanski sufferend enough. I mean, it isn’t like he’s a Jew or anything. Oh, wait, what? Well, I’ll be damned.”
I don’t know which are better, his quotes or the commentors on that blog. Check out these gems:
7/3/2010 2:11PM
“this is retarded. numbers 3,5,7,9, and 10 are NOT offensive. AT ALL. what retard put together this list? maybe they should’ve just gone for a Top Five list. saying gay people act a certain way? that’s something everyone knows. it’s obvious. that’s why there exists the word “gaydar”–the ability to notice it. and saying he won’t do a sex scene as an old man with a young girl? that’s offensive???? or his comment on scripts? offensive? and a lot of people think women should take care of their children. a lot of people–and a lot of them WOMEN with children! and it’s “offensive” to not like feminists? give me a break. this is the most retarded list i’ve seen in a while.”
7/3/2010 12:16PM
“mell is a wonderful human being. I would rather hang out with mell than someone all uptight and boring. I call lots of women sugar tits. It’s just being affectionate. It’s like calling them honey, or sweet heart. They are woman. The fairer sex. The should be treated as so. You know what they say about femenists. They are men without the penis and balls! They don’t like to hang around men either. They hate men. They like the way we dress and how we have hair all over the place, but they hate us. So why should we like them? Why should mell? I agree all the way with Mell. I bet his wife is a nightmare. She probably nags him constantly. Mell, I need Botox. Mell, take out the garbage. Mell, go get me some tampons. No wonder he drinks and gets arrested….”
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