Posted on Jul 2nd, 2010 by Gabe
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If ever there was a musical anthem for this long 4th of July weekend, surely this is that anthem:
#1! (Thanks for the tip, Paul.)
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HOLY SHIT! My boyfriend has that exact same vest. Not joking. That automatically makes this kid my favorite kid.
Maybe this kid is your boyfriend, not in a pedo way more in a this was definitely made a few years back
Well, if that is the case, then some pretty significant changes have taken place since then.
One day, I will own a vest like that.
It’s good to have realistic goals.
If you’re really going for it, this weekend is probably your best bet. Try Roses, or Big Lots, or Dollar General, or your favorite regional cheapo store chain. Good luck! #realtalk
If Big Lots is too fancy for you, seek out an Ollie’s.
I think Ariel Pink should have stopped after “House Arrest.”
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
Someone should have told him that his mountain frame is actually the Alps. Whoops. Wave to Heidi everyone!
I like that this comes right after teacherman’s M. Night Shyamalan comment, because it’s as if this is the big twist ending!
July 2nd, 1941— a date which will live in infamy — the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the vest and vocal forces of the Empire of a 10 year-old.
Copy/Paste Failure. It’s baby seppuku time.
Our constitution may allow you to own a baby gun, but certainly not a baby SWORD. That’s taking things TOO FAR.
You can pry my sword from my hold, dead, tiny, adorable hands!

Oh my god, you actually are a tiny baby genius.
my new metal band is going to be called baby seppuku.
Looks like some stray Birdemic birds made it over into this video.
I’m going to let the monster’s decide if I should sing this song at karaoke tomorrow. Upvote for yes. Downvote for no.
Hahaha! I used the possessive form instead of the plural form of “monster”! I’m an idiot!
only steve winwood cares. and he can fuck a pan of brownies if you ask me….have fun at karaoke!
I am going to put this kid in my pocket.
That kitty hates that hat
But oh, does he love America.
Awesome. Is Stereogum going to put out a Summer ’10 mix MP3 collection, like they did last year for Summer ’09?
Wow, this is big time! He got the same visual effects designer as Birdemic!
But where’s Casey’s brother?
“And I gladly stand up, next to you and defend her still today.”
Awesome Patriotism Great Job Josh!
that one, you fucking kill it every time…
if only i was half the monster you are
My new desktop wallpaper. Thanks, anonymous internet e-friend who hates me
Aw, Steve… I only hate you when you’re a dick.
Upvotes for making Hulk Hogan’s “Real American” theme song play in my head.
Which, obviously, should be our national anthem. Duh. Have a listen non-believers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4
Presenting: The cast of My Dream Tonight!
http://spacemovies.tumblr.com/photo/1280/763786950/1/tumblr_l4yn4jkr0J1qbleg9
I took liberties (Because AMERICA) with your image and put through the as many shitty geocities filters I could for my friend and my tublr account dedicated to bad graphic design we make in 5 minutes:
http://spacemovies.tumblr.com/
TL;DR
I’m also a real designer here:
http://paulnc.blogspot.com/
Happy Freedoms Guys!
Singing in front of mountains? America is HOT HOT HOT!
Just in case you aren’t up to date from 5 years ago–
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVENWl8uBeg
…now you are.
Well yeah, this is good, but in the back of our minds we all know that the sequel, Never 5get, will ruin the franchise.
The only more appropriate July 4th song I could think of would be Ke$ha singing the National Anthem.
Sadly, 30 minutes of google and youtube searches turned up no results.
Oh say can you see by the dawn’s early light, shut the fuck up bitch want to put up a fight
i’m very very proud of that little boy. i wish richard dunn was here to see this. miss you richard!
do you guys think someone was pointing an automatic weapon at this kid as he sang? thats just kind of how it plays out in my head
“God bless you, Esse.”
America, meet your new Justin Bieber.
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