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A 3D tour documentary about the Black Eyed Peas directed by James Cameron? A 3D tour documentary about the Black Eyed Peas directed by James Cameron. From the Guardian.co.uk:
Following his blockbuster film about tall blue aliens, James Cameron’s next movie has an even more ridiculous subject matter: the Black Eyed Peas. The Avatar director is to make a 3-D documentary about the band, according to Will.I.Am.
“We have the biggest director, because we are the biggest group on the planet,” Will.I.Am told Vibe magazine, with typical modesty. The project doesn’t seem like it will take much science-fiction “world-building” – it’s a concert movie, “based around [the Peas'] tour activities”. As if to assuage fears that one gigantic arena gig looks just like any other, the group’s frontman also promises the film will have a “dope” story.
Ugh. I’m sure Will.i.am is right and this movie will have a very “dope” story. I hope a Terminator shows up and CHANGES THE FUTURE. But, so, you guys, what should the tagline for this movie be? Keep in mind, this is a very good movie. Here are a few suggestions:
- The Cradle of Barf
OK, nevermind, the tagline for James Cameron’s 3D Black Eyed Peas movie should be “the Cradle of Barf.” Done. (Thanks for the tip, Westley.)
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‘Let’s Get Retarded’
(in 3-D)
“AvaTarget.”
Get it?
Avaturd.
This tagline, in combination with YOUR avatar, is pretty amazing.
If I had humps I would have won another Oscar
I gotta bad feeling.
I’d rather not.
So this means more Will. I. Am holograms? CNN was onto something!
This is unrelated but I feel like I need to get it off my chest. Gabe was in my dream last night (no not THAT kind of dream.). Has this happened to anyone else? Do I have a problem?
I once dreamed that Werttrew and I had a double wedding ceremony at a VFW hall.
I dreamed I met him once. In the dream he was sort of stand-offish, like a celebrity who didn’t want to be noticed.
I had a dream where Gabe appeared in a cameo as the roommate of my coworker, Autumn, in an apartment that was supposed to be in New York but the view from the window was San Francisco. He made us eggs and left.
Eggs from True Blood?! If so I bet he was really angry about it.
Eggs is Dead! Eggs is Dead! – Tara, at the mention of the word eggs
I had a dream once that I was hanging out with Gabe. He didn’t like me much b/c I wasn’t phased by his snarky asshole person. I think we were at a bar? Isn’t it weird how you forget like 80% of your dreams an hour after you wake up?
I had THAT kind of dream about him.
Me too. (First comment ever!)
The first time I posted, it was to recount a dream I had that was all scripted in the tone of VG comments, including inside jokes. I even dream made up people to go with specific VG regulars. And yes, is was THAT kind of dream.
My first thought was this was sort of creepy (okay, all of this is for sure creepy for Gabe), but my second was that I could see that happening with me and random Burlington figures. Now I am afraid of sleep because of Birdman.
I know I’m so far behind on this but your Birdman reference just blew. my. mind.
SILENCIO!!!!!! No hay banda sonora.
I had a dream about Gabe after a weekend of catching up on Vgum posts while I had the flu. In the dream, he brought me Christmas (???!!!) and I remembering turning to my mom and saying something like, “Isn’t that the best? And he’s Jewish, too. So sweet.” And I was like UGH in the morning. Why do we assume Gabe’s Jewish? His name? Anyway, I did have the flu, so keep that in mind, so no, it wasn’t THAT kind of dream. Gabe’s cute, but he’s much too old for me. (Just kidding on the age part and UGH on the rest! lol).
Once I had a dream with Birdie in it. She was showing my dogs that wearing harnesses is not uncomfortable and weird (they hate their harnesses).
I’d like to use this opportunity to post this again:
James Cameron and Will.I.Am deserve each other.
Similarly, I’ve been waiting for a reason to post this:
I think it sums up this film quite well.
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Black Eyed Pees?
Hugh Jackman should definitely get a supporting role.
We’re going to need a bigger SNIKT!
Black Eyed Pees In 3Ds
“Wii.I.Am.Not.Going.To.See.This”
“I Gotta Feeling” this will be a bad movie.
“THE BLACK EY3D PEAS: Nothing On Earth Could Come Between Them”
This is scarily close to what is a conceivable title. And it hurts my soul.
i hope this doesn’t come out until 2000-Late.
“Somehow more fictitious than Avatar.”
How about “I’d Rather Pour Bleach in My Own Eyeballs: The Babyfriday Story, feat. Fergie”.
I know it’s not a clever play on one of their songs, but what it lacks in wit it makes up for in truthfulness.
James Cameron presents
THE BLACK EYED PEAS
Live Before the Hauge War Crimes Tribunal
This Summer–Get PEA’d in 3D
Citizen 2 Kane
hopefully it is “how the black eyed peas fell out of grace”
or “out of a plane”
The Black Eyed Peas did not fall out of Topher Grace! That is slander!
Well im wondering if the two members of black eyed peas i never actually see or know the names of will be played by themselves. Or will they get award winning actor morgan freeman to cover their roles( both of them).
Morgan freeman is that other black eyed peas member
I actually kind of envy the two Black Eyed Peas members that no one knows. I mean, sure, they have to live with the reputation of being “pointless accessories” in an already stupid music group, but it looks like they don’t have to do anything. All they have to do is show up, and scoop up the leftover money that will.i.am, and Fergie don’t take for themselves, which is probably still in the millions, or at least thousands! It’s basically like getting free money! I got a feeling (of jealousy).
Who is your avatar of? Sometimes I think it looks like Faraday, othertimes Devendra Banhart, othertimes this sorta crazy sorta homeless sorta really cool dude as long as you like an hour to get caught talking to him guy who used to walkabout my town and then he disappeared and I thought he was dead and I was worried but then I saw him walk by a window when I was hanging out in another Vermont town and I was happy again.
It’s probably not that last guy.
black eyed peas: 3Dnal destination
Ferg3D
just as long as it’s not Ferg13
I’ma Be Makin Bad Movies
Mel Gibson Is Not In This Movie.
The 4,793rd best multi-platinum-certified band ever — now in D-cubed.
Tagline:
“How To Suck Satan’s Cock”
All seven heads?
“Sadder than Titanic, Almost as deep as The Abyss. It’ll Terminate the senses!”
In the upcoming movie “Boom Boom Ciao,” important director James Cameron follows the worldwide supergroup Black Eyed Peas on the ecstatic and bittersweet final leg-ume of their farewell tour.
So yeah, just wanted to write in a pun using “legume.”
“Don’t Phunk With My Eyes”
“will.i.am.king.of.the.world”
Faces of Death
From the director who brought you Aquaman
tag line “box office poison”
Nice! This is gold from 4:00 on:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqeqsBQ0wq0
that is where i got it from….but thanks for coming in!
You really got it from the 1997 Conan interview with Courtney Thorne-Smith?
yes…how long you been visiting videogum? gabe is a norm ballwasher 4-lyfe
or tagline is one word. i’ve got to be fucking kidding you!
UGH James Cameron you are making it so hard for me to defend you to people.
You make poor decisions in your life.
He makes poor decisions for our lives, not just his.
Mel Gibson’s graffiti tagline that he will scrawl on the poster in blood: “Get RAPPED by a posse and/or pack of RAPPERS!”
“You’ll almost prefer it to being given two actual black eyes.”
Michael Bay should direct the sequel, entitled BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
…but it’d really just be the movie Pearl Harbor with Black Eyed Peas’ music blaring the entire time.
will.i.am.Sam
“You know how a lot of times when movies have all-star casts the movie is pretty terrible? Well, this is kind of, like, the opposite of that.” It’s not super catchy, but it gets the point across.
“Except it will still be terrible.”
something something “Lady Humps”….something something “now in3-D”
A 3D Black Eyed Peas Concert movie seems so redundant. Zero times any number is still zero, you know?
No.