It was always going to be an uphill struggle for Mel Gibson to top calling a police officer “Sugar Tits,” but screaming “You look like a fucking pig in heat and if you get raped by a pack of niggers it will be your fault” at the mother of his child in a voicemail JUST MAY HAVE DONE IT! (What a fucking asshole!)

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  1. She sounds pretty.

  2. Mel Gibson’s slurs always remind me of the Jerky Boys. He must be a superfan.

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  4. Mel Gibson has a picture of Lenny Kravitz in his wallet

  5. Were all of those Lethal Weapon movies lies? Just don’t talk to me right now.

    • I know. Now I picture Mel Gibson on the set of “Lethal Weapon 2″, saying, “You know, these South African blokes make some good points…”

      • “I’ll make you a deal, Arjen, or Aryan, or whatever the fuck your name is, I’ll make you a little deal. You fold up your tents – and get the fuck out of my country – and I won’t do anything to you. I’ll leave you alone.” -Martin Riggs, Lethal Weapon 2 #goodideajeans

  6. Say what you want about Mel Gibson–no really, just say whatever you want.

  7. Mel Gibson? More like Mel Doucheson!……no???….crickets

  8. I always hated that guy, and now I know it’s not completely irrational. So that’s nice.

  9. The last movie he was in “The Edge of Darkness”. Someone make a joke out of that.

  10. Also, can I just say that Mel using the term “pack of niggers” undeniably amps up how horribly, poetically racist that comment is?
    If he had used “group” or “gang” or anything else that didn’t conjure up the image of savage animals, it would have really taken the wind from those racist, hate-filled sails. Considering how much black people have had to fight for their civil liberties in this country to be considered human and equal, “pack of niggers” really hurts my heart, as it should. Terrible.

    “If you get raped by a pack of crackers it will be your fault!”

  11. Fuck you, Mel Gibson.

  12. what an asshole. however, i am really looking forward to the half-dozen REALLY awkward “live-via-satellite” internviews danny glover will unfortunately be having in the next few days.

    i’ll leave it for mr. glover’s t-shirt to tell everyone what the media WON’T be covering instead:

  13. “You may take my daughter, but you’ll never take, MY BLATANT IGNORANCE FOR ANYONE WHO IS NOT A WHITE MALE!”

  14. Man, remember when “Passion” came out and people were like, man, Mel Gibson is a little anti-Semitic, and other people defended him, and then it turned out that he was MEGA anti-Semitic, and everyone made that perfect “o” shape with their mouths.

    • God, Mel Gibson has been terrible for so long that I have nostalgic memories of times in the past he has been terrible. Innocent times, my friends!

      • I worked at a Borders Cafe that overlooked the magazine section with a news ticker above it when The Passion was released. I would stand behind that counter and watch news reports run by about old people dying in the theater and couples getting into arguments after seeing it until one of them murdered the other. Memories.

      • Yes. I remember seeing Gallipoli (I was just a tiny baby when I saw it) and having a huge crush on him and now I am beyond nauseated. His face has now transformed into his soul. (Dorian Grey anyone? I went to college!)

  15. “In his defense…” – No one

  16. They may take my daughter, but they may never take, MY INCREASINGLY EVIDENT DISREGARD FOR ANYONE WHO IS NOT A WHITE MALE!

    - Mel “My Middle Name is Ugh” Gibson

  17. I am a terrible, terrible person. Every time I read “pack of niggers”, I chuckle pretty hard. It’s not racist at all (I have a picture of a wallet with a picture of a black person in it in my wallet), I just choose to read the phrase like “container of black people”, and for some reason that’s hilarious to me.

  18. Oh my God!

    I just keep saying it.

  19. I’m just surprised they got divorced!

  20. Whoa, whoa, whoa… this is another gem:

    He warns, “I am going to come and burn the f**king house down… but you will blow me first.”

    Kind of puts that Viking movie he’s working on in a different light.

  21. Read that as “a pack of gingers” the first time through.

    • I needed that laugh after reading this horribly depressing news.

      • I agree this is HORRIBLE news and Mel Gibson has been downgraded from human garbage to garbage garbage, but I don’t see what’s depressing about it unless Mel Gibson is your dad or something. Haven’t we all hated this douche nozzle for a while?

  22. “Mel Gibson might be my favorite feminist.”
    - Kathryn Jean Lopez, conservative columnist (http://old.nationalreview.com/lopez/lopez200312020843.asp)

    “Do you maybe have a second favorite you could go with?”
    - CopRock

  23. “I am going to come and burn the fucking house down… but you will blow me first.”

    I am so getting this put on my tombstone.

  24. “Mel Gibson Finally Tops ‘Sugar Tits’”

    ATGSTTMG

    Anyway, that’s a pretty horrible thing for Mel Gibson to have said if he said it. He probably did, but I generally don’t take Harvey Levin’s word on these things.

  25. Maybe he was just in character, like method acting, right?

  26. “Mel Gibson, calm down” – Al Swearingen

  27. I’ll fuck you till you love me, Gibson.

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