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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
I consider Jonah Hex to be the greatest insult to movies of all time.
*rereads headline*
I stand by my comment.
They forgot “Plagiarist Commentator” from Psyche Just Kidding-The Steve Winwood Story starring Gary Busey
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Oh cool, no sleep for me tonight.
What’s the matter, That One? Too tense? I can give you a … back rub if you want…? Ahhh?
Life is so lonely. I am a doctor, rich and single at present. I need a woman who can love me back.
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“You’re an inanimate fucking object!” is what my tombstone will read.
I watched this earlier – I think via your precious huffington post blog – and was mildly disappointed (in so much as it is appropriate to be disappointed in something that you didn’t pay hard earned money for and weren’t really expecting anyway?). Glengarry Glenn Ross is my favorite movie – more so even than Gummo – and to just take a few edited cuts of much longer insults and stick them in a montage of lamer fare is kind of lacking in the reverence that I demand for vintage, Pulitzer-era Mamet. Well, that’s the end of my rant, friends. Cock a doodle doo, good day to you, sirs and maams.
No, YOU are.
The greatest movie insult of all time was the Johnny Knoxville classic “The Ringer.” Really, that was just an insult to pretty much every person who saw it.
“I seen your mother kicking a can down the street. I said ‘What you doin’?’ and she said ‘Moving’” – White Men Can’t Jump. “Yo Mama” jokes are the best.
Also, “If Benjamin were an ice cream flavour, he’d be pralines and dick.” – Wayne’s World.
That bit from Ghandi was fucking shocking.
They missed “You’re a virgin who can’t drive!” (RIP)
That was way harsh.
They didn’t miss it. They were only allowed to include two women out of 100 because 1) As we all know, women are generally too timid to insult people, and 2) That’s just how statistics work.
What is “You’re a virgin who can’t drive!” from?
Mama Winwood, yesterday, when you asked her for a ride to the skating rink.
OOH SIQ BERN.
Clueless – straight from the sassy lips of Ms. Brittany Murphy (RIP)
“I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.”
“You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”
“….no!”
Wow, the clips from “The Sandlot” and “Ghostbusters” really sum up the gist of these ten minutes the best — there truly is no greater horror to a Hollywood screenwriter than being a girl and not having a dick.