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We are just hours away (lots and lots of hours) from the most important day of the year for everyone in the world: July 4th. This is, of course, the day when America celebrates being the best country there is, and all around the world other people toast us and wish us well. “You did it, guys,” is what they say. “We are all so proud of you!” Who’s going to church? Just kidding. EVERYONE IS GOING TO CHURCH! But after church, what then? Fun! And honor! Patriotic Movies!
Founding Fathers of the Bride
Police Academy 4th Of July
The Last House of Representatives on the Left
The Democratic Tenenbaums
There is just no better way to be an engaged citizen who loves but is not afraid to criticize his country while pursuing the dream of owning a gigantic car than to play this game.
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2 Continental 2 Congress
I kind of love that over half of these movie titles are not patriotic at all and just pun on a word that may have to do with American politics.
Get Magna Carter
Ohhh you did it better than I did.
The Men Who Stare Decisis at Goats
guantanaMo’ Money
i laughed!
The Bi-Partisanta Clause
actually, no. The Santa Maria Clause
Glengarry Glenn Beck
August Rush Limbaugh
Edward ScissorHannity
I will join all of you in my backyard tea party with my gun and my blank census form.
Bill O’Reilly Dundee
searching for bobby jindal
The Madness of Kind George
Wait, what? “King George”. Sigh…
King George-ia Rule
unalienable vs. predator rights
do the right wing
88 Minutemen
inalienable vs. predator rights
oops sorry.. posted twice and with questionable spelling
Founding Fathers Club
Founding Father of the Bride
The Big Limbaughski
glenn garry glenn beck
When Tommy Met Sally
When Tommy Bought Sally?
Glenn Gary Glenn Beck
Bend it like Glenn Beckham. ugh.
I Love You, Betsy Ross
The Wicker Mandate
I initially read this as “Wicker Mondale”.
Alexander Hamilton Must Die
Win a Date with Alexander Hamilton
NICE! Added bonus for the Topher nod!
Jennifer’s Body Politic
The Last House of Representatives on the Left
Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Chambers
2008: A Race Odyssey
Idiocracy
Gabe did The Last House of Representatives on the Left, I always do the same ones by example too
10 Things I Hate About Freedom-Haters
The Greenback Mile
These Colors Don’t Run Lola Run
Very, very nice.
the freedom connection
The Under Godfather
The American Beatdown of King George
Who Framers of the Constitution Roger Rabbit
Dang it … sorry, Ian. I submit myself for censure.
Drop Dead Fred Phelps
Beauty and the Bastille Day
5nal Manifest Destiny
The First Lady and the Tramp
Miller’s Crossing of the Delaware
Honey I Shirked the King
Mad Max Beyond Capitol Dome
Cranky 2oodle: High Voltage
“Stuck a feather in his cap and called it The Chinese Shit”
When In the Course of Human Events Horizon
Inland Federal Constitutional Republic
hoUSe pArty
The Hunt for Red October Surprise
I Love You Mandates
The Bridges of James Madison County
House Majority Whip It
Jerrymandering Maguire
The Haunting of Molly Pitcher
Andrew Jackson and The Indians: The Human Rights Thief
The Boston Tea House Party
George Washington…hey, wait a second…
Iron Bald Eagle
The Oval Office Space
Dwight D. Eisenhoward The Duck
President Evil?
Has anyone done that?
President Evil: Barackalypse
President Evil: Legislation
Where the White Women Are?
V for Victory (explicitly NOT peace)?
Milk (except no homo)?
I lost this game. America sucks.
The Patriot
The House of Yes We Can
Michael Mann triple threat:
Miami Vice President
Republic Enemies
Last of the Mexicans (cause we’re kickin’ em out!)
Wing Commander-In-Chief
Wild Wild West Wing
Total Recall Election
Support Our Starship Troopers
THE lincoln bedROOM
City of God-Fearing, Red-Blooded Patriots
Jackie O’s First Strike
What About Bob Dole?
Nancy Pelosi Am Legend
C’mon! I thought this one was pretty clever!
John Ramboehner
These are all funnier than the upvotes are reflecting. Good show, everyone!
Term Limits of Endearment
Scott Pilgrim vs. the New World
The Never Ending War Story
the redcoats are coming to dinner
the human senate-pede
I Am Uncle Sam
Stars and Stripes
Gone With The Fireworks (My Fingers Are)
The Seventh Amendment
you know its really a great party game when a little while later you settle into the bath with a beer and your gameboy and all of the sudden a quiet voice in your head says, ‘there’s something about mary todd lincoln’
jersey shore – the movie: the right to bear arms
Total Recount
Ghostfilibusters
A maverick, you sir are.
Nathan Bedford Forrest Gump
The Last James K. Polka
Staw Wars: The Democratically Though Republican Leaning Elected Government Strikes Back
The Teapot Bio-Dome Scandal
The Freedom Connection
(get it? get it? along these same lines, I also considered The Brave Little Liberty Toast-er.)
Casablanca
KILLED IT.
No Child Left Behind Enemy Lines
The Graduate Taxi Driver
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Towers
(I’m sorry.)
War on Terror, Inc.
Kill Bill O’Reilly
Glengarry Glen Beck
SOMEBODY ALREADY DID THIS ONE. I AM AN EMBARRASSMENT TO HIS HONOR.
Do the Women’s Rights Thing
50 First States
Join or Die Hard
Out of Africa [involuntarily]
Nice.
Shine a Thousand Points of Light
Trent Lott Tub Time Machine
The Big Lewinksy