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We are just hours away (lots and lots of hours) from the most important day of the year for everyone in the world: July 4th. This is, of course, the day when America celebrates being the best country there is, and all around the world other people toast us and wish us well. “You did it, guys,” is what they say. “We are all so proud of you!” Who’s going to church? Just kidding. EVERYONE IS GOING TO CHURCH! But after church, what then? Fun! And honor! Patriotic Movies!
Founding Fathers of the Bride
Police Academy 4th Of July
The Last House of Representatives on the Left
The Democratic Tenenbaums
There is just no better way to be an engaged citizen who loves but is not afraid to criticize his country while pursuing the dream of owning a gigantic car than to play this game.
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A Stars and Stripes is Born
Tea Party Monster
Star-Spanglish
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I have made it as a monster.
And as a woman. A doctor!
Canada Day of the Dead
But seriously, though, happy Canada Day everyone!
Saw 1776 (which will end up being a real movie)
1776al Destination
1776: A States’ Odyssey
17Se7enty6
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2 Fast 2/3rds Compromise
Beethoven’s 3/5ths Compromise
Six Degrees of Separation of Church and State
Red, White and Blue Velvet
Give Me Liberty, or Give Me Death Race
Who Framed The Constitution?
Being John McCainovich
Being John Maverick?
Yippee-Ki-Ay, Martha Washington
Gummo
is it nov. 8th? b/c i just upvoted.
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it’s Election day.
Interdependence Day.
infinite upvotes!
Congress Air
The Capitol Hills Have Eyes
Marbury v. Billy Madison
Jackie Brown v. Board of Education
Roe vs Wade vs Ecks vs Sever
Dred Scott vs Predator
Miranda vs. Raising Arizona
Kelo Versus An American Werewolf in London
Joe vs. the Volcano
Roe vs. the Volcano
Wow, these four are fucking gold. Good work, you three.
wertrew is an american hero. (Not a BNPG entry, just a fact.)
for the win.
Teabaghead
Uncle Sam Buck
Red, White and Blue Dragon
Citizen Kane
Citizen McCain
Raising McCain
John McCain. Wait, what are we doing here?
Dude, Where’s John McCain?
Saving Private McCain
The Bridge on the River McCain
The McCainian Candidate
The Last of the McCains
The McCain Mutiny
The War of 1812 Monkeys
Revolutionary War Road
She’s Just Not That Into USA.
I Am (Uncle) Sam
The Birth of a Nation… what.
it’s funny cause that movie is so american and so racist at the same time
So its just American.
Zing!
Ya Burnt, America!
*BZZT* Black president. Racism over.
Requiem for the American Dream.
Sam Mendes is currently filming that one.
To Kill A Monarchy-Bird
This one is pretty clever.
Requiem for I Have a Dream
In the Land of the Free Women
Kill Bill of Rights
Sex and the City on a Hill
Federalist Paper Heart
Ocean’s 13% Flat Tax
Declaration of Independence Day
Red Coat Dawn
1776 Again
Behind Enemy Line Item Vetos
Barack to the Future
Barack of the Killer Tomatoes
Glenn Beck to the Future
According to Glenn Beck, there is no future…or roads.
The Morning in America After
Mrs. Doubtfireworks
The John Adams Family
The Hope and Changeling
Home of the Brave Little Toaster
Step Up 2-party system
Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death at a Funeral
There Will Be the Blood of our enemies on the ground
(John) Hancock
Being John Adams
George Washington of the Jungle
27 Amendments Later
National Treasure
Hancock
The Curious Case of Benjamin Franklin
You win. I quit.
54º40′ or Fight Club
The Freedom Lieutenant’s Woman
Forgetting Sarah Palin
Forgetting Sarah Marshall Plan
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fireworks
Breakin’ 2: Gubernatorial Boogaloo
Profiles in Courage Under Fire
The Lyin’ King
Common Sense and Sensibility
The Thomas Paine Affair
4thnal Destination
Final Manifest Destination
Apple Pi
Operation Iraqi Dumbo Drop
The Big Libertarian
Old Glory Dogs
Separation of Church and Garden State
Deliberation Man
Alien vs. Border Predator
Sex, Lies, and Red Tape
WashingTRON
I ♥ Mike Hucabee
Independence Day
(Am I doing this right? I am? Cool)
Semi-Prohibition
Bring ‘Em On Golden Pond
Let’s Roll Bounce
Igby Goes Trickle Down
J. Hector St. John de Crèvecœur & Silent Cal Strike Back
Lewis and Clark go to White Castle
Let the State’s Rights One In
Shock and Awevatar
Ghost Filibusters
The 13th Senate Floor
Senator Robert C. Byrdemic.
The Four Score and Seven Year Old Virgin
Good Gettysburger
You are the best at this game.
Thank you, but I think that there is plenty of the best to go around in this thread.
Damn it, I accidentally downvoted you! Honestly, I agree with Spaceprophet, well done Godsauce, your posts are almost as good as this book:
Adaptnation
Don´t Ask, Don´t Tell Mom the Babysitter´s Dead (and GAY)
Sorority Roe v. Wade
a confederacy of dunces
Broken Mayflowers
How to secede from the union without even trying
The British are Coming to America
Get jimmy Carter
Gettysburg Carter?
Just Married, unless you’re gay, then no.
Scenes from an Opposite-Sex Marriage (starring Carrie Prejean)
you, me & everyone we know taxation without representation
This is a very likable stretch. Happy birthday America!
Max Paine
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Commerce
Harry Potter and the Senator’s Seat
Harry Potter and the Executive Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Immigration Order of the Phoenix, Arizona Legislature
Harry Potter and the Half-Black President
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Fair enough.
Mel Gibson liked it.
Aw, man. Sorry, guys! I really didn’t mean to sound racist! I was trying to say something about the blood gang, not a lame way to say something racist about our President, but I screwed it up.
At least we all can agree that Mel IS TOTALLY RACIST, and that his mask isn’t fooling anyone.
This is too easy.
Not even Steve deserves this comparison…
Who’s that girl he’s with? She’s pretty.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Guantanamo
Harry Reid and the Sorceror’s Stone
harry potter and the oliver stone
Mr Kotter and the Emma Stone
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes to all these Harry Potters!
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallowed Indian burial grounds you’re all living on.
mount rushmore
Bottle Rocket’s Red Glare
the fantastic mr. FOX
Palin 2012
Role Model(s) U.N.
Let the Conservative Right One In
(or don’t!)
Let the Religious Right One In (?)
The Hang(ing CHAD)over
Land of the Free and Home of the Lost
No Greatest Country in the World for Old Men
National & State Park Gump
grand old party monster
Club Dred Scott
Not Lost in Translation(Because we speak English here in AMERICA)
Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chester A. Arthur
A Real American in Paris
an american warewolf vs palin