HAHAHAHHAHAHHA. The girl who said “what?” is right. Relax, tiny baby Julia Stiles. In other news: this. (Thanks for the tip, Megan.)

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  1. I’ve jammed with the Console Cowboys in Cyberspace. They have a really good drummer, but their guitarist is a tool.

  2. You can tell she’s dangerous by the nose adornment.

  3. That’s almost as huh inducing as the Raincoats reference in 10 Things I Hate About You

  4. According to that teen translator, “fetch” finally happened.

  5. I bet the first hacker to call himself a “console cowboy” was really really satisfied with himself. (Because you know that had to be a real thing.)

  6. While you are trying to think up a clever comment to this post, this guy is downloading all of your monies and girlfriends onto the Russian blackmarket.

    Soon you will have nothing but the socks you are wearing and a sense of sadness.

  7. From that article: “Pwnage – To own.”

  8. “She’s lush.” –Steve Winwood’s teenage son

  9. Mona Lisa Smile Overdrive.

  10. Typecast at 12.

  11. That video is Phatty. Can’t wait to watch it when I’m Fap.

  12. Sidenote – Ghostwriter (this show) was my very, very favorite when I was in elementary school. I think it was this very episode where I learned what a modem was.

  13. She’s always so spunky that Julia Stiles!

  14. I’m going to have to print this article off to help me gel when I pez out with all the chilli’s and jigga’s I see at my local shopping mall! They think I am a foo noob but maybe now they will think I am a very fetch g or even secks since I am so get a swerve on at holah-ing their teen lingo!

    • I may have to get this comment tattooed on my torso, mirror image. Then I can read it in the mirror whenever I need to pez-out. Or something like that.

  15. wait what, hanging out with friends is now called ‘Pez Out’?

    i feel like a stranger in my own generation.

  16. I loved when she revived this role in the Bourne movies.

  17. I think that other girl’s shocked “what” wasn’t because she didn’t know what Scary Stiles was talking about, but because she’s shocked anyone would question her abilities with computers, being Asian and all.

    I don’t know how to gif. Can someone follow this up with the “That’s Racist” gif.?

  18. If you add up all the words on that list it will not even come close to the awfulness of “deck”.

  19. This list is fake, there’s not one mention of lorries.

  20. I’m pretty sure “jamming with the Console Cowboys in cyberspace” is something that happens in Scott Pilgrim.

  21. I am shocked and appalled that “Totes” didn’t make the list! I thought that’s what all the hip kids said!

  22. She will always have a special place in my heart- Starring in the motivational reading poster that made high school fun for me. “Julia Stiles reads, why don’t you?”

  23. Did anyone else notice her jester hat? I can’t stop laughing!

  24. They made “fetch” happen.

  25. Julia Stiles = pancake face

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