HAHAHAHHAHAHHA. The girl who said “what?” is right. Relax, tiny baby Julia Stiles. In other news: this. (Thanks for the tip, Megan.)
I’ve jammed with the Console Cowboys in Cyberspace. They have a really good drummer, but their guitarist is a tool.
You know who’s good at jamming with Console Cowboys in Cyberspace… Steve Winwood.
Looks like somebody’s mom got them a puter for Christmas.
You can tell she’s dangerous by the nose adornment.
For real. My tweens will NOT be getting noserings, NOR will they be allowed to write about hacking for your liberal school paper until they are 21.
That’s almost as huh inducing as the Raincoats reference in 10 Things I Hate About You
According to that teen translator, “fetch” finally happened.
I bet the first hacker to call himself a “console cowboy” was really really satisfied with himself. (Because you know that had to be a real thing.)
Did you know that William Gibson had never seen a computer when he wrote Neuromancer? True story.
While you are trying to think up a clever comment to this post, this guy is downloading all of your monies and girlfriends onto the Russian blackmarket.
Soon you will have nothing but the socks you are wearing and a sense of sadness.
And we won’t have socks after the underpants gnomes’ cousins who live in the washing machine steal them all
It is an international cabal!
I’m running out of my rationed upvotes.
Bunny…get to work!
The fact that there is such a variety of these pictures means that there is an inexhaustible source of them- because IT IS VERY CUTE. Look at that Llama Dog, he looks like he’s working but he’s really a dog. Love it.
Not to mention he’s downloading your blog.
But that goes without saying.
From that article: “Pwnage – To own.”
“She’s lush.” –Steve Winwood’s teenage son
Mona Lisa Smile Overdrive.
Typecast at 12.
That video is Phatty. Can’t wait to watch it when I’m Fap.
Fap: Drunk, Confused, Intoxicated
Sorry, not on the Intra-Webs. Communist Smurf is right, you are off to jail.
I love that Godsauce’s comment makes it look like Papa Smurf is pointing you to jail.
Sidenote – Ghostwriter (this show) was my very, very favorite when I was in elementary school. I think it was this very episode where I learned what a modem was.
He’s a ghost, and he writes to us! Ghostwriter! WORD! (also one of my favezies)
Most of the episodes are on Youtube! Gooey Gus was my favorite.
Dear God I love you. You’ve given me something else to kill my days off from work.
She’s always so spunky that Julia Stiles!
Before I upvote this, are you British or not?
Canadian. So it’s a toss up?
Please state your opinion on “fanny packs”.
Bizarre name for a useful kind of bag that I own (FACT).
I’m going to have to print this article off to help me gel when I pez out with all the chilli’s and jigga’s I see at my local shopping mall! They think I am a foo noob but maybe now they will think I am a very fetch g or even secks since I am so get a swerve on at holah-ing their teen lingo!
I may have to get this comment tattooed on my torso, mirror image. Then I can read it in the mirror whenever I need to pez-out. Or something like that.
wait what, hanging out with friends is now called ‘Pez Out’?
i feel like a stranger in my own generation.
It sounds like the battlecry of a very lame candy-related superhero. Or a candy-related pervert, I guess. Or both, even. There is room for intersections on this venn diagram of life!
doesnt ‘Pezzing out’ sound like a Pez-addicts way to describe the feeling of withdrawal.
I loved when she revived this role in the Bourne movies.
That’s a long time undercover.
I think that other girl’s shocked “what” wasn’t because she didn’t know what Scary Stiles was talking about, but because she’s shocked anyone would question her abilities with computers, being Asian and all.
I don’t know how to gif. Can someone follow this up with the “That’s Racist” gif.?
May a group of ninjas come and totally fuck up your computer tonight.
I’m feeling Japanese
I think I’m feeling Japanese
I really think so
If you add up all the words on that list it will not even come close to the awfulness of “deck”.
This list is fake, there’s not one mention of lorries.
I’m pretty sure “jamming with the Console Cowboys in cyberspace” is something that happens in Scott Pilgrim.
I am shocked and appalled that “Totes” didn’t make the list! I thought that’s what all the hip kids said!
She will always have a special place in my heart- Starring in the motivational reading poster that made high school fun for me. “Julia Stiles reads, why don’t you?”
Did anyone else notice her jester hat? I can’t stop laughing!
They made “fetch” happen.
Julia Stiles = pancake face
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