Maybe now you can finally reach that goal of fitting into last season’s overalls.
this is the stuff that nightmares are made of
Well, that’s a relief! It’s nice to know there’s a place on the internet where I can leave my thong behind.
And now you know where the meme Moms Thonging Moms came from.
Are you saying you don’t work out while dressed like Amy Adams’ character from Enchanted?
I actually have cleaned my room wearing my prom dress before. Just for funsies! This video has made start to question my life choices, though.
To work their traps, they sit on a couch in a dark room, watching Sex and the City, eating a whole tub of Ben ‘n Jerry’s, and wondering where they went wrong with their children.
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OLD! Saw this on everything is terrible yesterday probably if not the day before
Well I saw an Rolfe DeWolfe animatronic in 1986 at Showbiz Pizza, so HA!
(P.S. I am a time-traveling baby)
You should have been an abortion
I’m not a literary scientist, or whatever, but calling Notsewfast an abortion instead of saying “…should have been aborted” is where the comedy lies*.
*or is it lays
I was going to downvote this….but writing “You should have been an abortion” to an avatar of a baby doesn’t even seem genuine. It seems so manufactured for the sole existing of being hated. Consider this my pulling on your locked shopping mall, Steve.
Never insult a time-traveling baby…
You mean never defend yourself from ad hominen insults and attacks from anonymous commentators who hide behind images of babies. That is what you meant, friend.
Please make the Steve Winwwod & Notsewfast immediately.
Please make the Steve Winwwod & Notsewfast sitcom immediately.
Just cut and paste that LOST jpeg with me and Notsofast as the LOST island brothers Jacob and man in the dark suit from Deadwood, Silas somebody
I think you may have spelled “ad hominem” incorrectly. I only bring this to your attention so as to prevent further embarrassments. Next time, the mistake may be made in a law office or a dissertation, and you can certainly see how that would be something to avoid! : D If you believe this note to be in error, please disregard, as I understand you may have your own reasons for this apparent typographical error.
Woah, check out Huckabeast the spelling nazi, goose stepping all over the commentator community with his hard core spelling police fetish. What’s the matter, Hitler, the holocaust didn’t get you enough Fascism for one life time?
Again, this felt right and I’m sorry.
oh, steve. i remember a week or so ago you were all up in videogum being anti a woman’s right to choose, so i am personally looking at this comment as your coming out as a feminist who supports reproductive justice.
I never said I was against a woman’s right to choose. I simply pointed out that while everyone was enjoying that stupid video of the baby dancing, maybe that could have been seen as an appropriate time to reflect on the sanctity of the liberals and their desperate need to run around aborting babies all the time. Just food for thought, friend. I’m not one of these totalitarian tea bagger types.
The sanctity of the liberals and their desperate need to run around aborting babies all the time?! Fuck you, Steve. Just fuck you.
@That One: HA HA HA PSYCHE! JUST KIDDIN’!
I think that all the fags in the world should be rounded up, tortured, skinned alive and have their heads put on display.
HA HA HA PSYCHE! JUST KIDDIN’!
Again, fuck you.
I’m confused. What do they have against sandals?
I have the weirdest boner.
STOP!! YOU ARE NOW ENTERING A BONER FREE ZONE
im sure monica lewisnky wouldn’t mind
i pretty much pissed myself after reading this…@theone
I don’t know how they did it but this is one of the most sexist things I have ever seen. EVER.
I know, right? And what’s up with sexy smoking lady?
I’m confused. I followed along and did all the moves, so how come my eyeballs are the only thing that’s sore?
They seem like really good American moms, but I can’t figure out why they’re not shooting anything.
Picking up toys, and getting them off the ground…which I know nothing about, having a 17 month old! Hahaha! HAHAHAH! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
That seems irresponsible of her, I bet the 17 month old leaves toys on the floor all the time. She should probably learn something about picking them up, someone could get hurt.
THE MOMMIES!!!! i am having a total nostalgia stroke right now. when will they be old enough to start producing “the grammies” viral web shorts???
Not shown: The wrist-developing exercise based on opening a bottle of Xanax repeatedly.
BOOM! (see below.)
Xanax and Zinfandel: two great tastes that go great together.
Like Caviar and Champagne.
i thought you were referring to a different wrist developing exercise. or maybe it’s an arm developing exercise? i don’t know how male anatomy works.
Where is the “Cool Down” part of the workout where you pop a Lortab and polish off a box of Franzia White Zinfandel?
Apparently they hosted a talk show that advertised itself as “the show for women who don’t want sex more than once a month”
You can’t make it up!
I can see past a lot of this bullshit because A) I actually remember their meteoric rise to daytime television and B) the early 90′s were a strange, confusing time… BUT what’s going on with those Disney princess Halloween costumes? Wardrobe!
I should have hit the refresh button before I posted. Thank you. I knew it was them. That show was horrible.
There was a daytime talk show in the mid 90′s with a couple of moms that looked just like this and they were friends in real life. I’m pretty sure “Real Life Friends” was worked into the title of the show too. Does anybody know what I’m talking about and are these those women? Google isn’t helping.
It was called “The Mommies” (how apropos). I’m actually shocked that I can remember that after 8 solid years of drugs & alcohol, but the mind is a wondrous thing. And if you ask me Google was right on target if it wasn’t able to scrape the bottom of the pop culture garbage can and find these ladies.
they also had a show on the famed TGIF line-up on ABC, i believe. yes, there was once something worse than Urkel on TV.
THey should hit these ladies up for a new exercise series to keep Soccer players in shape.
I’ve already got a title… (wait for it) Soccer-Mommy-Style.
This is what scares me about getting older.
I was confused (BUT JUST FOR A SECOND!) before i remembered that all mothers all over the world dress like ballerina fairies.
The worst thing is that I remember seeing this from whenever it was that it came out. I actually worked with a woman who thought the Mommies were great and I think she tricked me into seeing this somehow. And people wonder why I don’t have kids.
WHAT is the “Get a better view!” exercise based on? Moms spying on people from right outside of their windows? What?
Your moms are creeps!
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