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It does not matter whether this is real or fake, because either way it is INCREDIBLE.
Oh man. Obviously, ignorance and racism and xenophobia are all abhorrent qualities, but sometimes they come together in such beautiful ways! This is just an absolute masterpiece of stupidity. Brava, sir. You are the Michelangelo of ASSHOLES. (Thanks for the tip, Matt and Alain.)
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“Mexicos from Puerto Rico” – THIS GUY
They are the most troublesome Mexicans. Well, seconded only to those jap-boot wearin ones from Spain. “Uh uh uh, I can’t move my hands,” they shout.
What do you have angainst Mexicans like me? Obviously you haven’t learned from this. Like always tend to generalize. Geez no wonder people around the globe dislike you.
Try that again.
Here you go:
Thanks!
Grover’s arms have clearly atrophied. This guy must be right.
Sesame Street starts with an S.
Last try, I swear.
I’m off to lunch, but when I come back, I expect to find a long list of other thing that are evil because they start with an S.
I’ll start with sports.
Now I’m really going to find food.
SiSterhoodS of traveling pantS
Sookie Stakehouse (RELEVANT!)
Sesame Street: two S’s, thus doubly evil!
Or do they negate each other? Could Sesame Street be the purest good?
States rights.
apoStropheS for poSSESSive nounS.
The South.
Stereogum?
SGabe
Smegma
Serena Van der Woodsen, of corse (and also: Sol
)
What letter does Steve Winwood start with?
I’ll give you a big ol’ guess!
Samech?
Hahahha I was actually showing this to my friend yesterday.
Thanks guys!
Star Spangled!
Sovereignty!
Self-reliance!
Salvation, Saint, Sacrament, Sabbath, Savior, etc
My gosh darn name (my real one, obvs)
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAVIOR!
You see what I did here? Does anything make sense anymore, Santa Claus?
School
SEX
Hey-O!
Second 2nd Amendment starts with an S (and the 2 backwards kind of looks like an S too)
Second 2nd? Sounds like 4th amendment to me. How bout just regular Second Amendment, and stop there. . .
“Just because it’s got a ball doesn’t mean it’s a sport.”
That’s what she said.
“Uh oh, Frege, we’re gonna need a bigger logic.” -Bertrand Russell
No kidding, did he even knew what he was going to talk about when he pressed record?
“Look at… Hugo Chavez………… SOCCER!”
P.S. Holland are through, whaddup!
I admit that I don’t know nothin bout no soccer either, but I think if they cut off their arms, the goalie would have some trouble?
“Well, at least he didn’t call it football”
~ That guy with the Mark E Smith avatar
I think he might really be Mark E. Smith.
More like The FOOL, am I right, guys?
“What letter does Syrup start with…?”
oh man im gonna really miss spaghetti but it is clearly satans choice of pasta.
I would like to hear his thoughts on baseball since most of the best players are mexicans from cuba and puerto rico.
& some pretty good Mexicans from Japan.
This guy knows what he’s talkin’ about.
Alan Rickman knows what everyone is talking about. Even if you HAVEN’T SAID IT YET.
Trent Reznor in a cape?
This guy definitely knows what he’s talkin about
It’s Rachel Maddow
I always thought Jack Arnold from The Wonder Years was kinda an asshole and now my belief is FINALLY justified!
SOCCER! SODOMY! SOCIALISM! I love those guys.
-Satan
(I tried to listen to the rest of the video but I was literally incapable of focusing).
God gave you an anus, but you can’t use that for sex? Please confirm, sir.
Uh, oh… sex starts with s though. Starts starts with s. Ssssss…..
Somebody stole Jim Varney’s outfit.
And his lifestyle.
What’s wrong with the letter S? This guy must fucking hate Susan Sarandon.
sissy spacek too.
Steven Spielberg. A Jew so that’s a double whammy.
I beleive the word you are looking for is … Semitic
His starting with S argument is flawed as most of the world do not call it soccer.
Falafels, footsie, figurines, Flava Flav, focaccia bread, football.
I REST MY CASE!
For the record; the part when he states that it is true that God gave me two arms just slays me. *looks down at Thalidomide arms*
FUN!
Football
Faucets
Feet
Fellatio
Faerie
! DOES THIS GUY KNOW THIS
where’s your logic now.
Shooting. Smoking. sHunting. sChewing sTobacco.
This guy has to be putting on a show. Look at his video about the “disaster” in the Gulf. He’s just some down-home American Borat knockoff.
He be trollin’…
Of course:
Show me on this doll where Glenn Beck opened you.
(Sorry, world!)
I’m just saying Sarah Palin is a soccer mom, you guys.
Hey come on, she’s a Hockey Mom. That is a sport important to Canadians, and Canadians definitely have no governmental policies that are even remotely Sociali…oh…
We have health care, but the G20 shows we are only slightly better then the USA.
…and two ears, and eleven toes, and seventeen teeth…
If ever a YouTube video description saved 6 minutes of your life, it’d be this one:
“Why in the name of our Lord and Savior who was killed by the Jews so we could have ever lasting life, is America in some soccer tournament?? Why? Because it’s all part of Barak Osama Homo bin Laden’s plot to install socialism on our shores.”
THANKS, JEWS.
OUR BAD!
Oh, Maradona knows the score. Hand of God!
Oh, Henry. The French are just the worst.
Sad to see you guys go out, Landon is one of those Mexicos from the States;
Actually, Landon is nearly a proper English footballer now.
He is linked to Man City:
http://g.sports.yahoo.com/soccer/world-cup/news/sources-worlds-richest-club-eyeing-donovan–fbintl_ro-donovan062710.html
And he has an illegitimate child:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/28/landon-donovan-love-child_n_627682.html
Oh don’t make me look at that again wwwest. It still hurts…
Guys! It’s like you’re in my brain! Monster minds think alike?
Yay! I was about to post this! AR GEN TINA! AR GEN TINA!
Fact: Conservative American rants against soccer are always hilarious.
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/matthew-philbin/2010/06/09/media-make-selling-soccer-goal
The biggest S word of them all: SCIENCE.
NAILED IT.
Steve Winwood starts with an S.
So does “She’s pretty”
This man knows how to use a computer?!?
This man knows what “atrophy” means?!?
Geography lesson:
Mexicans are from Brazil, Uruguay, Puerto Rico, and all of Central America.
Consider yourself educated.
I kind of get the vibe that he JUST found out about soccer.
Osama can’t get me with his UN forces
Wow, I managed to screw up that joke in the worst way possible. C’mon Steve, let me have it…
I like how he borrowed David Fincher’s basement to film this.
I am Jack’s racist good ol’ boy.
I can smell the dip through the computer. And it stinks.
This guy”s views do not represent me! I voted for HomoBinLaden strictly based on his no-more-arms-using platform.
I’m not sure what I think of this Obama character, but I do have to give it to him: pushing soccer as a long-term strategy for weaning americans off of arm-use thus leading to our inability to use guns is fairly clever. I mean, kind of sounds like a long-term play but I can’t dispute the logic.
EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT AMERICANS ARE FUCKING FREEDOM FIGHTERS AND WE WILL INVENT MOUTH GUNS THAT THE UN ARMY OF SOCIALISTS CAN HAVE WHEN THEY PRY THEM FROM OUR COLD, DEAD MOUTHS.
At least use his full name: Barack Osama Homo Obama. You socialist sodomite.
I cannot tell you how much I am LOL’ing at both of these posts. Good jobs, That One, whoa! (no sarcasmo)
My favorite part of American football is when they use that underarm part that is so neglected by other sports.
thats why the only true patriotic sport is that one where you have to hold waterballons in your armpits and race your great aunt without popping them or dropping the spoon egg.
joe pesci, this is a half-hearted attempt to imitate andy kauffman. give it up.
“Obama wants us to walk around with no arms.” Sounds like a metaphor. Unfortunately, for him, it’s not. He actually thinks that. Now we’re gonna have to invent foot guns!
On a side note; where the hell is he, that he has to wear a Jacket and a hat indoors, in late June?
Afterwards, he said, “I REST MY CASE. Also, my beanie babies, which are from Jesus cuz they start with the letter “b”, are worth a million dollars!”
He makes a good point about how if the soccer players don’t use their arms that they’ll become weak and atrophy and will no longer be able to hold a gun.
I think it’s about time we made a new rule where every soccer player must now run around holding two guns to keep their arms strong.
Don’t you think they flop enough as is?
that Sticthing on his jacket must be giving him hives…i bet his other clothes are taped in awkward places, cause Sewing is for terrorists (as are Seams)
HEY, the goalies use their arms!
Also:
I remember after that happened everyone was like “What a terrible way to end your career!” But I was like “What a THE BEST way to end your career.”
Yeah, seriously. If he hadn’t done that, no one would know his name. Now his legacy will live on forever in the form of gifs.
I love watching football players (PLAYING A REAL SPORT AMIRIGHT) use their elbows and the “underarm part”. So much of football relies on the critical use of those two areas.
OK, I just got to the part where he says that the President doesn’t want people using their arms. I really don’t know if this is serious anymore. No one is THAT stupid and ignorant, right?
PSSSTTTT…..PPPSSSTTTTTT…..It’s internationally known as Football….we’re like the only ones that call it soccer…..and yes I know it starts with an “F” and so does Fornicate, Fucking-a-bear, and Fallopian-Tube, so I guess we’re still going to hell….damn it!
I’ve seen videos from this guy before. Not fake-He the crazibest.
“Racism is Evil!” – Gabe Delahey, champion warrior against racism
Communism starts with the letter C.
China starts with the letter C.
Chlamydia starts with the letter C.
Christianity starts with the letter C.
also, “fiffa” haha
The name Glenn Beck has the letter C in it. AW SICK BURN!
“I don’t know almost nothing about Soccer.”
Is this performance art?
No, because performance art is for socialists and lesbians (the same thing, probably).
You know who else doesn’t use their arms, Irish dancers. Smichael Sflatley is Satan. I so called this back in 94.
One apocalypse, please!
Please let this be a joke. I will not be able to sleep tonight knowing this guy is out there.
It is a joke, but don’t worry, there are plenty of people who are actually like this–I’ve met them.
When I was watching the Mexico – Argentina game, this dude at the bar asked me “what is the difference between Denmark and the Netherlands”, and I was like, “Uh, Denmark is north of Germany and the Netherlands is west of Germany… They’re not the same country, ya know…” and he was like, “REALLY?” and his friend called him out and was like, “Dude, you’re a 6th grade social studies teacher, come on!”
Again:
Bulletin to everyone: THIS ISN’T REAL. This comes from shelleytherepublican.com, which is a spoof website. Trust me. None of this is real. But it sure as hell is funny.
FAVORITE YOUTUBE VIDEO OF 2010 SO FAR
http://www.nccomedyarts.com/show/profile/609/billy-bob-neck/ his name is Paul Day, and you all are gullible.
it’s hillbilly RAAAAAAAANDY!
Strange. John Barnes yesterday saying that the English team failed on accounts of not being socialist enough: http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard-sport/worldcup/article-23850492-john-barnes-england-wont-win-until-they-embrace-team-ethic.do
I’ve been saying all of this for years, but just because this guy made a YouTube video, our theory *suddenly* becomes credible. Yet I get chucked out of pubs for listing things beginning with “S” and equating them to Satan. I Smell a double Standard.
…although, we don’t see his hands too much in this video (be more *expressive*, Billy), which perhaps indicates that we’re right?
Yes, Barack Obama is the reason the USA are in the World Cup!
Years in which the USA have entered the World Cup: 1930, 1934, 1950, 1954, 1958, 1962, 1966, 1970, 1974, 1978, 1982, 1986, 1990, 1994 (as hosts), 1998, 2002, 2006, 2010.
Years in which the USA did not enter the World Cup. 1938.
You can use your hands in Soccer. Throw ins, and there is a goalie. Shotgun, Snuff, and South also start with an “S” , I wonder if that upsets him.
Hunting isn’t a sport because both sides don’t know they are playing