Syfy has just announced a new made-for-TV movie starring ’80s teen icons, Tiffany and Debbie Gibson, called Mega Python vs. Gatoroid in which the old rivals (now just old) fight each other. Cool name + cool cast + cool fight = COOL MOVIE!

Syfy has just announced a new made-for-TV movie starring ’80s teen icons, Tiffany and Debbie Gibson, called Mega Python vs. Gatoroid in which the old rivals (now just old) fight each other. Cool name + cool cast + cool fight = COOL MOVIE!
Wow this news is totally out of the blue. I hope it brings me back to my electric youth. I hope I’m not alone now in this.
I think you are alone now.
Ummmm…Malls?
I don’t…?
I think we’re alone now, Megapython, and now I can shoot you
“Mega Python vs. Gatoroid” sounds like it should star Greg Oden and Tim Tebow, amirite?
Oh, whoops, thought this was Deadspin for a minute. Carry on.
I am only mildly ashamed to say that I will probably watch this 37 times.
Give me Milli v. Vanilli, extra snakes, hold the plane.
I don’t think people who have been dead for 12 years can properly fight giant monster reptiles
If they can bring back Steve McQueen to sell Mustangs or Chris Farley to shill satellite dishes, then they can bring back Rob Pilatus to make my dreams* come true.
*actual dreams
I think people who have been dead for 12 years are the ONLY people who can properly fight giant monster reptiles.
I totally own “Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus” starring Debbie Gibson, Lorenzo Lamas and “Malcolm Wallace”. $3 at Walmart, y’all.
Its Deborah Gibson now… she is a serious actress.
Oh yeah, three SyFy movies and “That 80′s Show”. My apologies to Ms. DEBORAH Gibson.
I was hoping for “Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus 2: Megasharkmagedon” but this is cool too.
Bristol Palin will be the Gatoroid. Obviously.
They could have saved a lot of money and earned a lot more if they just made “Tiffany vs. Debbie Gibson.”
Haha, I thought that shit was called “Monty Python vs. Gatorade”
I am 20 years old and who are these people?
I hope there’s still a Syfy channel in 15 years so we can see whatever they throw Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton in. I’m thinking so kind of battle of the mole people.
*some
At least Debbie Gibson and Tiffany were pop stars. If Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are at all relevant in 15 years, we as a society fucked up.
Doesn’t the fact that they’re relevant NOW speak volumes about our societal fucked-uppedness?
Team Tiffany! I guess!
I won’t see this unless a blow-up doll, a skateboard, and a bazooka are involved.
Right now Martika is meticulously painting her toy soldiers whispering “Soon.”