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Bill Maher’s New Rule: when there is literally NOTHING interesting happening on the Internet, the Internet will be forced to watch another Ted Pullman video as a rightful and deserved punishment. Point those fingers at yourself, Internet! You did this, you boring stupid!
(You can also point those fingers at Bailey, who sent this in as a tip, but at least he was TRYING. Seriously, WAKE UP, Internet, you old snooze.)
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AHHHH KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
The internet has done plenty today. There is a huffington post thing up now about how Jerry Seinfeld hates Lady Gaga. Here’s the highlight:
Jerry Seinfeld, “What – is tha DEAL – with Lady Gaga. You take away an A, you got Gag!” Seriously this is up right now on your precious huffington post. Plenty of action on the internet today, friend.
Any day with Winwood means the the internet has given us plenty.
“your precious huffington post” – hahaha, amazing
Does Huffington Post always look like it was coded in 1998?
Steals its content from the bloggers of today, and its html from the geocities of yesteryear.
Here’s my take on these matters: If Videogum is ever going to break in to the big leagues and make it big, they’re going to have to step up their game and provide me with the Seinfeld vs Lady Gaga feud action and other type action so that I’m not forced to scour obscure blogs like “huffington post” to find these nuggets of joy and entertainment. Videogum 2.0 will be one stop shopping and fulfill multiple demographic verticals. (This is late 90s dot com type douche talk).
You know since grandma died this is the only thing keeping grandpa alive
Dude makes a good point.
Perez HIlton?
Yikes — what’s the proof?
So this is what happens when Grizabella and Mr. Mistoffelees mate. Awesome.
Which is why Bob Barker is so adamant about SPAYING AND NEUTERING YOUR PETS, you guys.
This is actually a Mad Men season 4 spoiler. He sings this to Don on the street for change and it inspires him to try and win Betty back. Also to try to corner the homeless market on cheap liquor.
Noo, I’m only on Season 2, SPOILED!
the real spoiler:
(can’t claim credit)
Nope. No. I’m not watching this video, internet. I’ll read a book. Go for a walk. Have a conversation with a real other human being. Just not this. Nope. Fuck you internet.
My name IRL is Bailey so I felt seriously guilty for a passing moment when reading this post.
Where did Izzie go?
This reminds me of this weekend when I discovered that getting bleach in open wounds does indeed really fucking hurt.
Ted hasn’t aged well
Nope. Can’t do it. No. Not watching this.
I watched around ten seconds and then decided to stop for the sake of retaining some faith in humanity.
Ted Pillman + $10k + A bus ticket to South Carolina paid for by the GOP = Hellloooooo news day!
Oh god, I can SMELL him through my computer screen.