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Adam Hood? More like Adam 
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You know how I know that Adam Hood is gay? Because he macrame’d himself a pair of jean shorts. You know how I know that Adam Hood is gay? He likes Coldplay. You know how I know Adam Hood is gay? I saw him make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once. You know how I know Adam Hood is gay? Because he’s perpetuating a depressing and dangerous lie created by fear, ignorance, and self-hatred. You know how I know Adam Hood is gay? Because he is your boyfriend (and you are a dude). (Via TheDailyWhat.)
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Fake.
And gay?
without a doubt.
What a dumb as(cot).
What a troubled soul (patch).
*plays tiny vuvuzela*
Uh, who else is shocked that this gay dude has been “pleasured” by gay sex?
Whoops, this was not supposed to be a reply to this comment.
But while I’m here, this is a very funny comment!
I’m sorry. I can’t make myself press ‘play.’ I am the worst girlfriend ever. I hope he doesn’t find out and break up with me*.
*True story – typing that, even in jest, makes me feel so very, very unclean. Time to gargle bleach!
I completely agree with you. Just looking at the freeze frame, you KNOW what he is going to say. It was the like the time Lindsay posted that vid of an eagle eating a turtle out of its shell – I COULD NOT WATCH.
If you bring gangrene to heaven wouldn’t God be able to cure you? If not thats a shit deal.
You know how I know Adam Hood is gay? Because he’s wearing an effing ascot.
“Now my feelings are hurt.”
Homosexuality: The Worst Sin.
you’re welcome murderers, rapists, & thieves.
Your picture is Kurt Vonnegut and your comment is awesome. <3 Crushtown
look at this fucking love connection Eugene Debs
“A lot of it is has to do with being fatherless”
Yeah… like Jesus!
If you count God and Joseph, Jesus had two daddies.
That’s gay.
oops. that was supposed to be a pic of My Two Dads…
My favorite part is when he says “You know why I say they’re lost? Because they’re STRAIGHT UP LOST!”
I was glad he clarified that because I wasn’t sure, maybe he was saying they were only sort of lost?
Adam Hood is Burton Quim (sp?), the leader of “Overcome.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Krn_sQo0D20
“Look directly beneath you.”
- Adam Hood and/or Torrential Frownpour
(I’ll say it again, Such a great show.)
Anyone remember the Mr. Show sketch “Overcome” about the religious pressure group talk show host (Bob O.) and his homosexual guest (David Cross)? And how David’s character had been gay, but then found the Lord, then lapsed again, but was now back:
“Tune in next week when Burton will tell us about his most recent lapse, and the lapse he has planned for August, which should take him to Rio De Janeiro!”
Such a great show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFo8NGO4nTA
Somebody got a day pass from the renaissance festival! The king will not be pleased that a member of his court is gallivanting with ye olde YouTube.
Considering the depth of our love and our sinful sexual preferences, it just makes sense that my boyfriend be such a giant asshole.
My boyfriend makes creepy hand gestures.
It’s like he’s trying to reach through the computer and eat our hearts.
Or molest some upside down testicles
Ohh! I did the same gif! And it was my first
HANG IN THERE!
To be fair, those hand gestures make me sure he’s a Christian, gay or not.
Wait, Christians are the same as Las Vegas magicians right?
3d!! its just getting gratuitous now
He’s tickling my face!
Whenever someone has the same first name as me, I feel somehow connected and hope they think, act and behave with the same intelligence, humour, respect and honour I attempt to live by everyday.
Then people like this guy come along and ruin the hard work that the likes of me, Adam West and Adam Brody have painstakingly won back after original Adam helped ruin things for all of us. YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO TRUST THAT WOMAN ADAM!
You mean your name isn’t Jareth?
Jareth/Adam lied to us
Unfortunately, the Goblins didn’t believe Adam was a very regal title. They made me do one of those games to decide your GOBLIN KING NAME. A jam jar was my first ever toy and Eth was the name of my pet kitten (RIP Eth; NB: goblins think kittens are food). Jamjareth eventually became Jareth after centuries of rule and child kidnapping.
Jareth, no one can blame you … for walking … away
Does everyone get that? It’s a song from the Labyrinth movie
Thank you for quoting my wonderful song Steve Winwood, I am honoured and bemused.
Although, looking back I have no idea why I sang some of these lines. I mean ‘No Love Injection’?! It really didn’t help with the whole ridiculous paedophilia debacle after the double kidnapping charges.
Jareth Cutestory?
I love his creepy whisper-preaching, but I hate everything he’s saying. I wish he would just talk about normal stuff, like saving the whales.
Speaking of, I saw The Cove last night. The worst part of that association? I can’t really decide what’s worse: the meaningless slaughter of 23,000 dolphins a year by heartless japanese fishermen, or the fact that the Adam Hoods and Richard Cohens of the world are stoking the coals of real life gay witch hunts in Uganda. What the fuck are my future children going do for fun in a world where all of the dolphins and gays are dead?
Wait… why do your children need dolphins and gays to have fun?
Just wondering.
This poor guy must hate waking up so much.
You know how I know Adam Hood is gay? Because I have eyes. You know how I know Adam Hood’s gay? Because I have ears. You know how I know Adam Hood’s gay? Because he’s clearly gay.
Seriously, though, this guy is kidding I hope?
If someone needs to take a breather, I recommend playing the video again, but with captions on! The result is almost as insane as the real thing.
GIFSoup
(Hey guys! werewolfbarmitzvahspookyscary already posted the same gif I wanted to insert, but: how does it work? Which link should I copy?)
the one that ends in .gif
Amazing! Thanks, Koala!
No problem, somebody down-voted me, though?
copy the one that ends in .gif (or .jpg or whatever for pictures)
“a man’s seed isn’t supposed to eat crap and die” – This guy has been talking to some Ugandans
Didn’t Molly Ringwald once say she wanted to eat shit and die in that 16 candle movie? Not that I saw that movie at the time of theatrical release or anything that would betray the secret of my true age or anything like that
She sure did, it’s a wonderful way to curse someone out, or to describe the role of a sperm in unprotected anal sex (sorry “I’m just being blunt”)
Also, certain events in “The Human Centipede”
Maybe the reason why this guy was “confused” is because he thinks sperm “eats” whatever it comes across. Last time I checked babies weren’t made by sperm eating eggs. It’s not the breakfast kind of eggs.
It looks like this is actually your husband… not your boyfriend. LUCKY YOU!
He cries when he masturbates.
He may also use sandpaper. I’m not sure. It’s just a hunch.
You know, I can remember the exact moment I started questioning my religion. I was watching Friends with my family, the episode where Ross’s ex gets gay married, and my mom made the comment that god wouldn’t approve of the wedding. I had already had gay friends for a few years at that point, and it hadn’t yet come to my attention that Christians, for the most part, thought it was a sin. I just couldn’t buy it-I knew these people, I knew they were what they were by nature, and I couldn’t think of a single thing wrong with that.
Then I realized that the whole “Christian” reason for hating the gays was based on one little throw away line in Deuteronomy, and that the bible was even more pro-slavery than it is anti-gay. I still don’t understand the Christian agenda against gays, or what it is that made them latch on to that one little line so tightly. I think I’m starting to get it, though, as more and more of the biggest crusaders against gay rights turn out to be self-hating fags like this one. And even though I think I’ve got a grasp on the problem, I am at a total loss for what the solution would be. When you’ve been taught to hate yourself from birth, ho can you do anything else? Do we send them to camps?
Wow, I remember that Friends episode with the lesbian wedding being a huge deal in Alabama in 1995, I think, or maybe 1996. I remember the local NBC affiliates all boycotted that episode and refused to air it. The southern presbytery church was divided about it and almost broke apart as an institution at the time, according to christian god fearing relatives of mine. What a world…
i think it appeals to people because they can feel like they are “taking a stand for god” while not being in any danger of actually having to work on themselves or their community. why isnt there an insane crusade against divorce?? because plenty of evangelical christians experience divorce. so even though that’s something clearly stated in the bible, nobody is trying to legislatively restrict the rights of divorced people.
I’d LOVE to comment but I’m menstruating and I need to leave the village as soon as now (!) and I am pretty sure I don’t get WiFi while I’m banished. See you in seven! (don’t sit on this chair!)
Also, if you get raped while you are out in the country, your father must force your rapist to marry you and pay him twenty shekels. (Don’t get raped in the city though, because, according to the Bible, that one is your fault because you could have cried out and you should be stoned to death. And rightly so, stupid, getting raped in the city person.)
OMG (irony), you are so awesome! But I’ll be only gone for four since I’m on birth control and that makes my uncleanliness a shorter time! But wait! Birth control is from the devil!!!! Drown me, it’s over…. glug, glug, glug……
the red tent would not even be a big deal if there was wifi.
Abortion, homosexuality, etc. Issues people can worked up about and feel righteous without confronting their own cognitive dissonance about things that actually affect them and people they know (war, hunger, pollution, and cetra).
I always assumed that most Christian dogma was just a way to insure that they will continue to have a membership base. Gay people aren’t accepted in the church because they can’t produce any future tithing members. Soon enough tactics like that will fall by the wayside as it becomes less and less certain that just because someone is born into a Christian family that they will continue to be a Christian into adulthood. Churches don’t know how to handle a society in which each individual has basically infinity options to fulfill their spiritual and communal needs. Just like the Catholic church has laid off the whole “no birth control” thing since AIDS exploded.
I have a theory. Notice that it’s always gay men that (certain) Christians seethe about. Sure, they condemn lesbians, but only when asked. They aren’t concentrated on lesbians for some reasons. It’s really anti-male if you think about it; (certain) Christians are so uncomfortable with the idea of a man who loves and feels emotions and makes himself vulnerable to another man. They only want the aggressive, domineering, borderline rapist idea of a man, like their own God, and the idea of gay men offend that. They don’t care about lesbians because they don’t care about what women want. What they want from men overrides whatever women have chosen. They want men to never be vulnerable to love or empathy, otherwise it shakes their faith in their own domineering God who loves only when you do what he says.
Homophobia is really a mixed bag of sexism.
My gay Professor who taught me Same-Sex Issues in Victorian Literature (wooo) said it best like this:
“Ladies, you should be the most offended by homophobia. Basically the idea is similar to how I look at my cat. When my cat acts like a person I think it’s cute because it’s trying to be like me. Now, if my boyfriend starts acting like a cat I get mad and confused because he’s not supposed to want to behave in a way that is less than human. The men who hate gay men are essentially upset that men are behaving like women which is not okay because it’s them behaving less than a man.”
Your gay professor’s theory assumes all gay males are effeminate. Or at least that that’s what homophobes assume… oooooh. I get it.
if you feel like being mad about stupid idiot jerks, i suggest looking into the teachings of a man named “mark driscoll.”
I think this guy was scheduled to fight Mike Tyson once, but Mike bailed out once he realized he it was too late.
Tom Cruise had the same reaction
I had to stop it when he started saying that gay people should be quarantined. This guy can go fuck himself and then cut himself when he thinks about how he’s going to hell because he had sex with a man.
So true. Crazy shit right there.
You guys, I think I’m going to hell! God doesn’t want my gayness gangrene!(?) Actually, the more I think about it the more attractive the concept of being quarantined away from (really sad) assholes like this becomes.
i can’t let myself believe that this is real. if it’s real, it’s horrible, and if it’s fake, it’s horrible.
but i’m glad it’s going to be in the archives of the internet forever, because one day it’s going to help us legalize same sex marriage. (isn’t it?)
The revolution will not be sodomized.
sodom and gay-mora
that man could have been talking about anything, like something totally inoffensive, and i still would have hated him on sight. soul patch+gold scarf+candelabras=no thank you forever
Poor thing.
I love that he almost gagged after saying ’straight up’.
re: making “spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread”
is this a gay stereotype?
Judd Apatow says yes.
Judd Apatow says a lot of things
That’s definitely a new saying.
cubicle chaos pauses, puts down the bread knife, looks confused, looks enlightened, says: “oh my god.”
i mean…. if spinach dip in sourdough is gay, i dont wanna be straight
real talk
Adam rubbed his eyes as he stood before the throne. “You’ve been spreading lies about my infinite love, Adam,” said God. “You’ve been a very naughty boy.” From behind the throne, God produced a large whip which he cracked through the air like a clap of thunder. A comforting chill crept up Adam’s spine. “An eternity of this?” he thought ,as he loosened his belt. “Where am I?” Suddenly, the clouds beneath his feet gave way and he fell for what seemed like a million miles. He awoke in a prickly faux velvet easy chair in front of a large screen. On the screen was Entourage. Adam screamed for a long time.
This is viral marketing for True Blood, right?
Has anyone ever seen Adam Hood in the same room with…
?
I love Kids in the Hall. I saw the recent reunion tour live performance deal and it was very funny
My boyfriend doesn’t like girls. SAD HORNS.
Maybe I missed this in an earlier post, but do we have a comment queue now? Or have I been banned for life?
Sometimes he cracks the whip. That’s how I prefer it. A whip crack. Oh sweet Lord, reign that thunderous whip down on a sinner!
In Health class in 9th grade we learned that you make babies by ejaculating on a pile of another man’s poop. Now this guy comes along and says that’s NOT how it works?! So I ask you monsters, who should I believe, my health teacher, who has a degree in human reproduction, or Adam Hood?
If there were some manly-man who said that he used to be gay, but was now straight, would you tell him that he’s obviously not gay because he doesn’t meet the profile? Then why is it okay to say that anyone who seems somewhat effeminate is gay? (Oh, and if they deny it, then it’s self-hatred.) Especially with children, if people tell you over and over again that you’re gay, won’t you gradually believe it to be true? Several of my closest friends are gay, and many people at least wonder if I am (because of my behavior, appearance, interests), but I’ve never been sexually excited by another male. A person can change their gender, but how dare a homosexual change his sexual preference! Apparently open-mindedness and tolerance are pretty narrow after all.
Um.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ex-gay
I don’t know if I should upvote you for bringing this to my attention or downvote you for the fact that this actually exists.
I think that we can all agree that human behavior is determined by both nature and nurture. Dean Hamer, a researcher who published research proposing a “gay gene” also writes that half or more of the variability in sexual orientation is not inherited. Gender identity is formed approximately from ages 2-4 through relationships one has as a child with their same-sex parent and same-sex peers. Do not misinterpret what I’m saying as denying that homosexual feelings are very real or very strong. I’m mostly just saying that if, say, a therapist was to tell their client to embrace a gay identity, even if the client was seeking change in orientation, then the therapist would be negating the client’s rights to self-determination.
Thanks for the response, bluish. Very insightful. Very wikipedia.
but isn’t he denying his homosexuality based on the fact that god is telling him it’s wrong? he most likely still feels emotionally and physically attracted to men, but is fighting those instincts because his religion is telling him to do so. we poke fun at his effeminate behavior, but would still question his message even if he grew a beard and went to nascar events (so gay!). also, he’s not embracing his straight identity in order to find out who he really is. he’s made it very clear that he is straight now and that homosexuality is a sin. i appreciate that you are friends with gay people and you definitely have more insight than homophobic christians, but it’s hard to really understand what it’s like to process those emotions. i would be less critical of him if his video was based on his exploration to find out who he really is, rather than who he has been convinced (by god) that he is. telling someone they are gay or straight doesn’t really work. i have written ryan reynolds numerous times to tell him that he’s gay and he still hasn’t called me
I agree with PJ. This isn’t about being intolerant to the fact that homosexuals/heterosexuals can change their sexual orientation, or, better put, can discover the diversity their sexual preference can have. We are not denying that possibility. What we are saying is, Adam Hood is seriously effeminate and denying he’s gay, BUT ALSO he’s claming that from a speech that says that if he were gay, he would be a sinner. He’s not saying “Nah, I just don’t care about dicks anymore”. He’s saying “I’m not gay anymore, because being gay is icky and I hate it and God doesn’t want that”. So, yeah, I don’t really buy what he’s saying, and he’s also spreading misconceptions about homosexuality, which are awful and untrue.
I’m just being intolerant specifically to Adam Hood.
“Gurl…you gay.” – God
“God can do it through a gracious loving way, he can also do it by cracking a whip.”
TWSS? That’s what…somebody said? Not sure who said it but please, tell me why it was said that way.
“Homosexuality is an abomination,” Adam Hood
“Girl, that scarf is an abomination!” me