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Clips of this have been floating around all week, but this clip is by far the longest. It is always important when listening to one of the worst things you’ve ever heard to be able to listen to it as long as possible.
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'Sup, pogs!
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We’ve got a shituation.
well i was skeptical, but those winking emoticons convinced me. i’d like twelve subscriptions please.
Now, is this not on our Summer Jam Mixtape because the full song isn’t out yet?That’s the only reason, right?
The auto-tune makes it seem like he’s on the verge of throwing up. Or maybe that was just me.
It was just allofus.
my dog was just making that noise. don’t worry, he made it outside and he’s totally fine now!
man, i’m beginning to think jay-z was right. i like autotune as much as the next guy who can’t sing, but if it has allowed this to happen, autotune must die.
What follows is, apparently, a real list of musical credits:
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino.
Fatman Scoop.
DJ Class
and
The Disco Fries.
Appropriately enough, everyone other than Monsieur Situation has opted to use a nom de wurste.
Yo
My name’s the Situation
And I’m here to say
I hope you have a
Snookirific day, dawg
A rip-rap-rippity roo
This totally just reminded me of Professor Duncan’s rap in the season finale of Community: “My name’s Professor Duncan and I’m here to say / That I like to rap in a rapping way / I’ve got a real big penis and I drink lot’s of tea…”
Better than The Situation, obvi.
I don’t watch that program
You should start. Hilarious!
Didn’t Conan plead with him not to do a rap song?
“sniffin’ my 85-dollar cologne”–you dummies, perfume is so easy to make and is marked up so highly, why do you think there are so many “celebrity” “scents”? Bragging about the price of your cologne, UGH. You also wear those Ralph Lauren polos with the foot-high pony logos too, right?
Stuff like this is so aggressively depressing.
We can buy $85 perfume but not fix the oil spill rabble rabble
why has it taken this long…
“fake and gay”
fake (tan) and gay (actually)
This here’s a game VG/SG likes to play called: “Fuck your ears”.
Mr. Situation, I’m sorry that your earnest uplifting song is being treated in this detestable way by the members of the videogum community.
- Joe Barton
The Situation should be forced to pay my ears $20 billion.
“Who is this Mike “the situation?”" (slightly adjusts monocle)
- me, in my utopian fantasy
We’ll never know how The Situation knows exactly what my nightmares sound like.
i can’t wait to hear this at the club so i can fight the beat
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Woah woah. What’s the situation here?
It gets my adrenaline up. Like in the way it evokes a fight-or-flight emotional response.
As a proud Rhode Islander, I hope our local hero Pauly D (aka the best House Music DJ ever) had a hand in this.
Can i find you there cathyyue70?
winkwink
I can’t believe the Disco Fries would stoop to such lowly gimmicks. I honestly thought the Disco Fries were above this type of thing. DJ Class, I mean ok, we all know he’s a sellout but The Disco Fries? Come on!
Well certain people can appreciate it:
http://tinypic.com/r/2v2zkg7/6
Damn it.