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It is nice to see that the pornographic adaptation of The Breakfast Club avoided the thorny issue of setting a porn in high school (because if there is one thing that porn enthusiasts all agree upon, it is a solemn and universal respect for legal ages) lest their movie starring 35-year-olds in pageboy wigs be accused of walking the child pornography line (Hi, Perez!) by setting it in college. You know how it is in college: SO MUCH DETENTION!
“Are you coming to the fraternity party tonight?”
“I can’t. I have to go to detention for the whole day.”
“Oh no. Well, look on the bright side, maybe you will have sex with someone on a table. You know, when you are in detention. At college.”
– Typical Conversation Overheard On Any Campus.
Whatever, I would still rather see this than, say, this. For a few reasons! JUST KIDDING MOM, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT SEEING SOMETHING MEANS! (Via ByronCrawford.)
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I liked Ally Sheedy in the Breakfast Club original.
She’s pretty.
Back in the day I would say yes but I didn’t think so much in the new Todd Solondz movie Life During War Times. Advancing years spare us no fucking indignities, according to Al Swerengen.
Yea, dandruff is hot.
“Tick. Tock.”
AN OTHER Ke$ha rip-off?
That’s two in one day, Gabe!
If ever there was a hand gesture that begs to be incorporated into for a porno sex move it is this one….
Hahahahahahaha!!!
I think it might be the lock of the century that the “You mess with the bull, you get the horns” line is going to be . . . repurposed.
Nope, Dane Cook already appropriated it for his next tour.
No wonder Chris Klein got arrested for a DUI last night!
He thought he aced the audition for Emilio Estevez’ role only to find out they gave it to some other dude. Plus he was super bummer they didn’t cast Mandy Moore.
This is totally normal behavior & adequate acting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VjdE9Y8VQA
Watch out, you don’t want those crazy eyes looking at you
(PS I made my first gif!)
Gangy this is fantastic!
thanks
I think that generic blond guy is a more convincing Emilio Estevez than Emilio Estevez would have been.
Porno Bender looks like Zach Braff.
Ummmmm…anyone seen Zach Braff lately?
Hopefully they’ll include the lost ending to Bender’s naked blonde salami poodle joke.
I always like to end that joke with the punchline “Wrecked ‘em? Damn near killed ‘em!” Which is the no set up punchline at the beginning of a scene from Black Sheep when Chris Farley is smoking substances with the Reggae musicians backstage. It still doesn’t make sense, but I felt I was making the best out of a “missing parts of jokes” situation.
Instead of playing “Don’t You Forget About Me” they’ll play “Don’t You Forget About Me (And My Genitals)”
by Simple Grinds
Someone’s buns get taped together or it didn’t happen.
Really, porn execs? Not “The BreakAss Club?” That seems like a real missed opportunity.
Breakfast Chub?
The Breakfast Rub?
Cockfest Club
Breakfast Felch
I got nothin’.
Cum over to mine and I promise you won’t leave before breakfast club.
Breakfist Club.
Ewwwww.
Voice of GOB: “Breakfast … with CLUB SAUCE…”
Porno Bender: “You know what my dad got me for Christmas? A box of condoms. That’s how we do it in the Bender household. He said ‘get laid, Johnny’, and then I did. F’ U dad!”
Never thought I’d see Faye Reagan on Videogum… or so many commenters pretending they don’t know who she is.
Or have I just revealed my cavalier and not at all accepted attitudes towards pornography?
I kept checking back in to see if anyone else would mention it.
You pervert.
I actually thought she was Sydney from Melrose Place at first.
Las Vegas’ own. She’s making us proud.
I have no idea who Faye Reagan is, but isn’t the Molly Ringwald character in American Apparel ads?
I’m still waiting on “Howard the Duck: A XXX Parody”–get with it Burbank!
Gross. That scene where Rooney-as-an-alien-or-something is sitting in that semi-truck with that girl and he has to recharge his power cells-or-something by extending a large metal snake-like protuberance-or-something from his mouth and attaches it to the cigarette lighter like he’s a cell phone-or-something? Scared me as a kid. Haven’t seen it since, hence all the somethings.
So hopefully that’ll make it into the porno.
This would have to be a sequel to the original gay porn
OK, I can’t eb the only one thinking this… when the hell did porn parodies have freakin’ TRAILERS?!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdb8nuMH1B0
BEST ROBOT EVER.
Faye Reagan as Molly Ringwald = Perfect hilarious casting/pretty sure everyone already thought that but didn’t say anything.
So is the cast made up of the porn brat pack?
Okay, seriously, is the Molly Ringwald stand-in Jenny Slate? Not that, ahem… that would, uhh… affect my decision about whether or not to purchase this.
Faye Reagan.
Jenny Slate is pretty.
Somehow I doubt she’ll be doing much standing.
(How has this joke not been made?! I wasn’t able to post most of yesterday and was convinced I’d missed my window.)
What are you talking about? Who is standing where?
Too soon!
this might be the first porno I actually buy.
Why won’t you tag the actresses and actors in this post? That is the most important part.