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I suppose “Stop it, mom, you’re embarrassing me” is still way better than “Stop it, mom, you’re raping me.” (Precious joke. Too soon? Too LATE?!)
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Too late. The monsters are in the future now.
This is what happens when you post a comment at faster than 88 miles an hour, monsters! Everybody just be sure to stand clear of your computers once the time-traveling monsters get back to the past!
Woof, Gabe.
i get it. it’s because you are a dog. an extremely chill dog.
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maybe we should build more large hadron colliders. come on, steve winwood, you are just asking for disasters here.
Good for her, though come on Gabourey, buy your mom an mp3- she’s still using a CD player
“Heeyyyy… I have one of those, fella!” – whiny Jim Gaffigan heckler voice
So, I mean, good singing and all, but I’m sure somebody even a tiny bit less lazy than I am will be able to find a video or recording of her singing professionally. I don’t necessarily doubt that she’s spent some time busking, but if I lived in a city and had talent, I would probably spend time busking too. Why not?
Busking.
Wow. and I got 23 (and counting) downvotes for my Christina Applegate breast cancer joke. Is there no justice?
real-life person gets real-life cancer vs. fictional person gets fictionally raped…it’s a fine line even though both jokes are in bad taste.
Don’t you hurt my Precious
Wait, are we not doing Silence of the Lambs jokes?
Give me…the Precious…
Update! This was all a stunt for a Gabourey Sidibe reality show called “I’m G-G-Going Gabourey!” on TBS (Very Funny!).
Sorry, Gabourey’s mom, but somebody should have told you that wearing your reflective safety vest to AGT was a bad idea. Good job on singing, though!
safety is never a bad idea, dish.
OSHA!
-Dish, Safety/Fashion Police (See my avatar for my credentials)