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Look, I know this photo has already appeared on the site, but when you get your photo taken with Omar from The Wire, you have to MAKE THE MOST OF IT. Those are just the rules. Besides, if you’re going to dish it out (captions), you have to be able to take it (captions). Now, obviously, we know what I am thinking. Something along the lines of, “I know that you are an actor, and that we are standing outside of a charity event on a Saturday morning, but it is really hard for me to not think of you as a homicidal maniac. And, so, even though I am pretty sure you are not going to kill me, I am still actively hoping that you do not kill me. Or at the very least, if you do kill me, that you wait until after I post this on Facebook.” But WHAT IS OMAR THINKING?!
Winner will receive special recognition in this week’s Monsters’ Ball, which is almost as good as having your picture taken with Omar from The Wire. (Now I am rubbing it in! To your face!)
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“I have a picture of a Jewish person in my wallet”
-Omar
“I have a picture of a heterosexual person in my wallet”
-Omar
“What the fuck did I do?” – Martin Short in the background
Now if I had watched the Wire I would probably have some witty insight as to what Omar was thinking. Since I have not watched The Wire(YET, guys, yet. It’s a commitment that i just can’t do right now) I could only assume Omar is thinking “OMG!!! I am taking a picture with Gabe from the Videogums!”
Omar Little and Friend
Omar’s Little Friend
“This picture is going to create so many spoilers on the website Videogum.com”
“I got the shotgun, you got the blog posts. All in the game, though.”
As long as you stay outside, I’ll drop my bag of upvotes out of the second floor window for you.
Upvotes ain’t got no owners.
“Something something, BP. Something something AT&T something. Betty White, something.” – Gabe
“Are we done here?” – Omar
“In Britain, they call robbing drug dealers ‘lorrying.’”
“And of course, Trapped in the Closet remains popular in syndication”
“We have the best fucking beards.”
“Has Gabe been working out? Gabe looks like he’s been working out.”
- Omar
Gabe and Omar ignore the background guy’s sales pitches for “Yellow Tops! Pandemic! WMD!”
“Pictured: head tilt.”
“Why do I keep smelling prune juice and Werther’s butterscotch candies?”
After his gay lover was murdered on an earlier episode, Omar finds himself a new boyfriend.
Gabe is praying that next week he doesn’t end up in the hood of a car with his eye gouged out
You mad.
“I have a cocaine beard.”
“All in the Gabe though, yo. All in the Gabe.”
“You take a picture with the king, you best say cheese.”
Gabe and Omar: 100 Seconds
For as long as I been grown, once a month I been with Gabe on a Paintball Saturday, telling myself ain’t no need to worry, ’cause ain’t nobody in this city that lowdown to disrespect a Saturday morning.
Um, trying again.
For as long as I been grown, once a month I been with Gabe on a Paintball Saturday, telling myself ain’t no need to worry, ’cause ain’t nobody in this city that lowdown to disrespect a Saturday morning.
Omar gummin’, yo.
“Paintball is a great hobby to do together.”
What? Omar from The Wire? Prove it.
Not pictured: Paintball
Gabe stood ever so slightly ahead of Michael because white privilege.
Michael K. Williams reveals his disdain for Michael Cera as he throws his hat into the photobombing ring.
That’s me on the right, bitches!
Dang.
Hey, we’ve all neglected the F5 key in our day.
.
“I can’t believe there’s no Starbucks around here.” –Omar, obviously
Gabe and MKW successfully coordinate their head tilts.
“paintballpaintballpaintballpaintball. polite smile. paintballpaintballpaintball…”
“I met Gabe Delahaye. Told ya, bitches!”
“She’s pretty” — Steve Winwood
Where’s Wallace at? Where the fuck is Wallace?
“I’m celebrating diversity.”
Is this dude’s head tilting TOWARD ME or AWAY FROM that greasy ass paintball stain on his neck? … Wait a second. He was tilting his head like that BEFORE he even started playing this morning. Was this charity thing for tilted necks or something? I have GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE CHEEEEEESE.
I’m afraid to read all of your hilarious (probably) captions because, like njoy, I still haven’t seen The Wire. This is what I get
For that we’re gonna feed you to sharks, just like what happened to Omar.
“Well, get on with it, motherfu-”
“And let me get one of them-”
*GASP* That One, I think you may have just spoiled something for me. Now as soon as I hear that I’m going to tense up because I’ll think I know what’s coming.
It’s like how long ago I watched the Malcolm X film and then 10 years later ALI came out and that guy shouted “Gitcho’ hands out my pockets, man!” And my whole body tensed up because all of a sudden I remembered something bad was about to happen.
Oh well.
I wonder how I can get all of Gabe’s internet secrets? I should fax him my email address now. – Omar
“I should probably download this guy’s blog.”
Where are my shades?
“I am so hard right now.”
“I’ve got the weirdest boner.”
“Dear Keanu,
We’re sorry that you’re feeling a little down. Everyone goes through tough times, but we all come out stronger on the other end. Here’s a card to let you know your friends are looking out for you. Keep your head up, buddy.
Your pals,
Gabe and Mike”
I think you mean: Keep your head tilted, buddy.
Omar’s coming to the monster’s ball
Omar reveals his techniques for robbing & killing drug dealers for Gabe to use against AT&T.
“Honey Nut”
Gabe Delahaye
Michael K. Williams
THE WIRE: THE MOVIE
Come at the Kings, You Best Not Miss
Gabe don’t scare… ah fuck it.
“I ain’t never pointed my paintball at no citizen. Bloggers aren’t citizens.”
“I like my Puerto Rico jacket.”
-Omar
The line for the new iPhone at the Brooklyn Apple store is starting early this year .
All in the ‘gum yo, all in the ‘gum.
Well, I guess Gabe’s never going back…
An amateur photographer tests the light-dark contrast limits of his digital camera.
“I know that you are [a multidimensional person with varied interests], and that we are standing outside of a charity event on a Saturday morning, but it is really hard for me to not think of you as a [successful blogger]. And, so, even though I am [definitely] sure you are [...] going to [blog about me], I am still actively hoping that you do not [blog about me]. Or at the very least, if you do [blog about me], that you wait until after I post this on Facebook.”
- Omar
Argh, you had my basic idea before I did!
“Even though I am pretty sure you are not going to make jokes about meeting me on your blog later, I am still actively hoping that you do not make jokes about meeting me on your blog later. Or at the very least, if you do make jokes about meeting me on your blog later, that you make them funny.” -Michael K. Williams
“You have a pretty mouth.”
“Oh great, now I’m going to be late for the cast of Deadwood charity pillow fight.”
-Omar
Whistling.
-Omar
“A second before the photo, Gabe’s neck spasmed and his smile turned into an awful rictus when he heard someone whistling “The Farmer in the Dell” approaching from behind.”
“The king stay the king.”
-Gabe
“Nice jorts.”
-Omar
(Awkward realization of simultaneous erections)
Upvoted for use of the word “jorts.” I upvote anything with the word “jorts” in it.
Why doesn’t this have more (any) upvotes! Did you guys not spot Topher in the background?!
Good work guys
Thanks for rallying the upvote troops, Gangy. I was going to put a caption in it but I didn’t know how to do it because (SPOILER ALERT!) Omar wins the lottery in The Wire and he moves to Florida , so I put the V which just made things more confusing because it’s a 2 month old reference.
Anyways, I made this for for you:
“Its all in the Game yo….all in the Gabe.”
oh damn, someone already did it.
Not pictured: Topher Grace
“I got the shotgun. You got the moderately popular satirical entertainment blog. It’s all in the game though, right?”
that guy in the back is SERIOUSLY JEALOUS
Who here thinks this will stay the headline for a long, long time
Seriously. I bet til 9:30 or 10:00 tomorrow morning, at least.
indeed
“Can my friend in the pink shirt pose with us?” – Gabe
“This picture is only for those of us in The Game” – Omar
“It’s all in The game, Right?” -Gabe
“Indeed.” – Omar
“Mista Kah-tare. MFer hasn’t aged a day. ” – Omar
After the numerous arrests last year, the turn out for the 2010 Puerto Rican Day Parade was a bit… underwhelming.
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With a sharpie in one hand and a headshot of Gabe in the other Steve Winwood takes a deep breath.
“You’re finally gonna get that autograph, Steve. Don’t be nervous, just go up and ask. What the fuck? Is that Omar? Oh forget it, I shouldn’t have worn this stupid pink shirt anyway.”
Steve promptly goes and plops down on a bench next to K.R.
“I am too polite to mention the tiny man standing on Gabe’s shoulder, whispering into his ear”
–Omar
“Hey Mom, you’ll never guess who I met today! Gabe from Videogum! He’s taller than I expected” -Omar
Meanwhile, in a funeral parlour in West Baltimore (I’m still on Season 3):
“10 grand to the man who can bring me Omar and his Gabe-boy friend.”
I am 100% sure there is a better pun on “gay” and “Gabe” out there.
“Just wanted to say sorry for shootin’ you in the head back there…heh.”
– Omar
“Why do I have to be in the background for my own picture?”
-Gabe
There’s crack everywhere in “Omar’s House,” a brand-new sitcom on NBC this summer about two gay men trying to make it as drug dealers in the big city. Starring Jonah Hill and Michael K. Williams.
I would be horribly remiss not to comment on this thread based on my avatar…
..so yeah..
“So there really was a homeless serial killer after all.”
“Dude, if you were a president, you’d be Gabe-braham Lincoln!”
Say hello to Gabe’s new nickname.
Homicidal maniac, Gabe? Don’t get it twisted. He’s done some dirt, too, but he ain’t never put his paintball gun on nobody who wasn’t in the game. A man participating in a charity event must have a code.
(Not a caption since I haven’t watched The Wire, and WHO is going to judge this contest? I hope it’s Max or Max’s mom!). Gabe, you do look tired and how the hell are you going to explain that hickey on your neck to your girlfriend? Hickeys don’t just make themselves, you know.
I shot the boy Gabe-Gabe in his hind parts, that all…
Gabe: it aint easy being whiteee.
Omar: no.
Gabe: all this pressure to be brighttt.
Omar: no.
This is my favorite CD of all time
GABE: It’s the little button on the… no the other… the one with the circle and the yeah that one, so yeah you push it and… no not yet, okay give us a signal and then press. Nope you gotta hold it first and then it focuses… NO! Aim and then press and hold-! ahhhh! I’m sorry Mr. Little, I MEAN MR. WiLLIAMS! It’ll just be a second, I swear.”
MICHAEL K. WILLIAMS: C’mon now, don’t make me huff and puff.
“It’s all in the Gabe.”
Omar cumming.
I got down voted? I thought this was so good… Back to the ole’ drawing board.
I can’t write captions, but I know what the music to the slideshow is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX1mBpsWoMI
“Look at these paintball losers”
- guy in pink shirt
“I’m going to steal this fucker’s wallet”
Is it racist to make someone looks like a hasidic jew, if you don’t think badly of hasidic jews? Because if it is, OOPS!
Jew The Right Thing
Gabe: Hey, Mr. Williams – would you mind stopping for a photo?
MKW: Sure – yeah. Let’s do it.
Gabe: Really?
MKW: Do I look like a man who repeats hisself?
Oh man Contest-shmontest, MAKE OUT ALREADY, That pic is like the scene right before fantasy #12: Gabe goes to Baltimore.